Scenario:A Slice of Summer - Chapter 1: The Vacation Begins - Episode 2
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A Slice of Summer - Chapter 1: The Vacation Begins - Episode 2
Helnar tries his best pickup lines out on the beach, only to be rebuffed again and again.
Lyria: Wow, Sara! Your swimsuit is so cute!
Sara: Hee hee... Volenna picked it out for me.
Lyria: Oh, really? Volenna has great taste. It looks wonderful on you, Sara.
Any version of Narmaya is a crew member
Narmaya: I see... So swimsuits are the key... I wish I could have picked out (Captain)'s swimsuit.
Any version of Anna is a crew member
Anna: Aw, I wish I had an older sister to do stuff like that for me. But I'm an only child, so...
Any version of Zeta is a crew member
Zeta: Let's go have some fun!
No version of Zeta in crew
Zeta: Oh? Is there someone over there?
Lyria: Zeta? Wow, it's been forever!
Volenna: Hm? Do you know (Captain) and the others?
Zeta: That's right. We've beaten primal beasts together!
Sara: Primal beasts?
Zeta: Surprised? Same here. I never expected to see everyone here.
Vyrn: We're here on vacation, but what are you here for, Red? A Society job or something?
Zeta: Nope! I'm on vacation too! Just finished a difficult mission, so I'm here to relax.
Zeta: Still, I can't believe how lucky I am to have run into you, (Captain)!
Zeta: Going to a resort's way more fun with friends, after all.
Lyria: Hee hee, let's go play on the beach together, Zeta!
Zeta: Now you're talking!
Zeta: Let's go have some fun!
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Volenna: All right... That's enough stretches for now. Make sure you don't stray too far from the beach house, okay?
Vyrn: Okay! Now let's go hit the water!
Lyria: Ack! Vyrn, that's freezing!
Zeta: My turn...
Helnar: If you've got a sec, wanna join my team in a volleyball game?
Zeta: Hm?
Zeta: Was that supposed to be a pick-up line? You see me on the airship every day!
Helnar: Yes, but sometimes a man just has to stretch his wings and soar a little.
Helnar: You look absolutely stunning in that swimsuit, Zeta. Even moreso than usual.
Zeta: Uh, duh? Do you have any idea how much time I put into this?
Helnar: How about teaming up with me instead of that draph you're always with?
Zeta: Why don't you ask Vaseraga instead of me? He's actually friendlier than he looks. I don't know if he'll play beach volleyball with you, though...
Helnar: I wonder. He's probably good. Assuming we can pry some of that armor off of him.
Zeta: Pft... Ahaha! Now there's an image! What would he even look like in a swimsuit?
Helnar: So? How about it? We need one more to get a game going.
Zeta: Yeah, uh, I was about to play with some friends. Better luck next time!
Helnar: Have your friends join too! And then we can get some tea. My treat.
Helnar: Even if we lose, with a pretty girl like you on the team, I'm guaranteed to win... at life.
Zeta: Wow, just look at you go!
Helnar: I'm speaking from the heart! The moment I saw you I knew... You're a goddess of the beach!
Zeta: Pfft! That is the cheesiest garbage I've ever heard!
Helnar: Not at all! Your beauty simply can't be expressed in words alone!
Helnar: I just have to keep trying until it gets through. Then we'll really be able to get to know each other better...
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Lyria: Zeta, over here! There's tons of beautiful fishies swimming around!
Zeta: Wow, they must be simply dazzling! I'll be right there, Lyria!
Helnar: Huh? W-wait!
Zeta: Sorry about that! We made plans already! Bye!
Helnar: Come on...
Zeta runs off to Lyria with a smile, leaving Helnar in the dust.
Helnar: Rejection happens. But I'm just getting started!
Helnar: Ooh, that girl over there looks cute...
Helnar continues scouring the scalding sands of Venera Beach in search of love. Will he ever learn? No. No, he will not.