Scenario:A Walk on the Wild Side - Chapter 2: Baller Times - Episode 3

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A Walk on the Wild Side - Chapter 2: Baller Times - Episode 3

Razia, Therese, and Ejaeli—the Big Three of Mysteria—are searching for the scoundrels who have been targeting female students. However, Razia is captured by one of them. The Tsubasa gang ride their gearcycles in pursuit. Lowain, Elsam, and Tomoi are also looking for a way there.



Potato-Punk: Hehehe... Would any of you fair maidens be willing to help me polish my horns?
All Three: ...
The potato-punk pesters three young women, his vulgar laugh echoing across the empty street corner.
Potato-Punk: You're going to have a grand time, I assure you. Help me perfect my breathtakingly effective horn-care routine, and...
Killa Taiga: Yo, what the hell you doin' on Mysteria turf? Who do you think ya are waltzin' around like you own the place?
Potato-Punk: You know who you're talkin' to, tough guy?
Killa Taiga: Heh, you asked for it—
Killa Taiga: Urgh!
Potato-Punk: Hehehe... That's what you get for blabbin' instead of fighting!
The potato-punk had spotted an opening and took it, landing a clean hit on Taiga's jaw.
Killa Taiga: Tch... That was a cheap shot!
???: Do you require assistance, Mysterian?
Killa Taiga: ...!
Those bangin' forelocks! Wait, don't tell me—
Potato-Punk: And out from the woodwork comes another screwball.
Tyre: I am Tyre the Dapper of Albion Fantasy High!
Tyre: Remember my glorious mound of frontal hair the next time you hear my name!
Potato-Punk: Tire the Dabber? The heck does that even mean!
The potato-punk unleashes his clenched fist, but Tyre gracefully dodges the blow.
Potato-Punk: Gwaagh!
Taking the brunt of Tyre's counterpunch to his abdomen and Tyre's well-groomed hair to his face, the potato-punk's eyes roll up into his head.
Tyre: Hm... It wouldn't do to have my hair go awry after spending an entire night getting it just right.
All Three: ...
Tyre: Oh, dear me. Where are my manners. It can get rather hectic out here, so why don't you fine babes head on home?
Just as a smug Tyre begins combing his hair, a thunderous, irate voice pierces his ears.
???: Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to, ya damn whackjob!
Razia: ...
Therese: ...
Ejaeli: ...
Elsam: Dude, rewind! What kinda casting is this?
Lowain: The inspiration just hit me, like, bam-bam-bam! Not sure what there is to talk about, bro...
Tyre: I see... Therese no doubt holds great pride in her skills as a duelist.
Tyre: While Razia appears to be the type who will absolutely stand up for what she believes in.
Lowain: Word, Ty knows what's up. Took the words right outta my mouth!
Tomoi: Aight... But how 'bout Ejaeli?
Lowain: Eji, the quiet one? Dude, she's just low-key; dudette's got way more cojones than us when it comes time for action.
Tyre: I understand now... that what it takes to be baller is to hold steadfast to the resolution in your heart!
Tyre: Your astute observations never cease to astound me, Lowain!
Elsam: So, Ty, you were cool with that take on yourself? Was it totally the bomb or what?
Tyre: Yes! It was, indeed, the bomb! To stretch my imagination beyond the confines of reality is what makes it all so endearing!
Elsam: Jeah! You da man, Ty!
Tomoi: So what happens from there?
Lowain: Dude, it only gets ballerer from here! You'll see!
Lowain: We ain't turnin' 'em into villains though. They'll be, like, heroes of justice who totally put the bad guys to shame, with a dash of wild side.
Therese: This here's our squad leader, Ejaeli!
Razia: We coulda handled it ourselves. Sure as heck didn't need you two blowhards to butt in!
Killa Taiga: Oh crap... I didn't even notice it was you three...
Therese: Taiga... You'd better not have been lookin' down on us. No way were we gonna let some knucklehead potato-punk ruin our day.
Razia: Speak up, Taiga!
Killa Taiga: I-I was only tryin' to help out what I thought were damsels in distress—
Therese: Huh? That's low! You sayin' we ain't even girls?
Killa Taiga: N-no-no-no! P-please, don't hurt me!
Razia: You with the flashy hair! The hell's your problem?
Tyre: M-my condolences... I did not mean to intrude...
Therese: Well, ya flippin' did!
Ejaeli: ...
Tyre's knees grow weak at the girls' merciless, penetrating stares. Just then, a familiar voice sounds.
Lowain: Sup, Ty. Whatcha doin' out here?
Tyre: M-m-my fellow bros!
Another voice calls out from the other side of the road.
Tsubasa: Yo, Taiga. What happened here?
Killa Taiga: T-Tsubasa! Good timing, bro!
Yung Rintaro: Urp... Tsubasa! It's the Ejaeli gang!
Tsubasa: Hold up, Rintaro. What are those Albion playboys doing here?
Elsam: Whooo! Well, if it ain't the baller Mysteria dudes who've come out to play-ay!
Lowain: This is Albion territory, man. You two mind if I ask them to back off?
Elsam & Tomoi: Do it.
Killa Taiga: Gah, those rotten bean sprouts are seriously gonna make me go guano!
Yung Rintaro: Nuh-uh, this is Mysteria turf! You radish boys need to crawl back into whatever dirt patch you popped out from!
Tsubasa: If you sissies wanna play make-believe baller that bad, then be cool and stay in school.
Lowain: Say that again, you blondie wuss.
Tsubasa: ...
Huh?
Lowain: Huh?
Baller Dudes: Huh?
All Three: Huh?
Baller Dudes: !
All Three: !
Therese: Turf-this, turf-that—who gives a flying fluff!
Therese: Even you Albion turds oughta know we gals are the Big Three of Mysteria! Crybabies clam up 'soon as they see us!
Razia: And don't you forget it!
As intimidating as the two female students are, the men have their sights focused on another who has yet to speak.
Ejaeli: ...
Lowain: (Dudes, she's the real deal... That mask and that death glare is as scary as they say.)
Elsam: (Yeah, I don't wanna mess with her...)
Tomoi: (Brr...)
Ejaeli: Mm, mmph... Hm?
Lowain: ...?
Tyre: Um... Did she just say something?
Razia: Sigh... Boys are just so bad at listening...
Boss, care to repeat that?
Ejaeli: Mmm... Mm... Mmph.
Razia: Hm... So I see...
Therese: Ears open, boys. Ejaeli's never been a woman of many words.
Therese: If you ask me, you Albion playboys and the Tsubasa gang are nothing but a bunch of sore losers.
Therese: Just a bunch of washouts having a lame-o pissing contest...
Therese: It's just pathetic! Sad even!
Therese: Watch how our boss does things. Not a single word wasted. You wanna be badass? This is how you do it.
Ejaeli: Hm mmm hmm... (Please tell them that we should all get along like one big happy family.)
Razia: Understood, Boss.
Razia: Listen up, everyone! Ejaeli says you boys need to duke it out in all-out war.
All Three: Wha?
Ejaeli: Mmph! (Wha?)
Therese: "Listen up, you little pipsqueaks," she said.
Ejaeli: Mm hmm hmm... (Recently there have been reports of people targeting the girls of both Mysteria and Albion...)
Therese: "When the hell are you gonna finally drop this derpy tug-of-war?"
Ejaeli: Mm, hmm... Mmph... (We looked into the matter, hoping we could lend a hand.)
Therese: "You'll never be more than worthless screwups if you don't start thinking bigger."
Ejaeli: Mm... Mm, mmmph. (And also, I would like to say that I don't consider myself baller at all.)
Therese: "You sad little ninnies could never be baller even if you wanted to."
Ejaeli: Mm, mrmm, mmph, mm... (But unfortunately, that never gets across to Therese and Razia...)
Therese: "Try as you might, you'll never be as cool as Therese or Razia."
Teehee. You're makin' me blush, Boss.
Ejaeli: Mm mmrm mph... (They're really nice girls at heart, but they have a tendency to make assumptions...)
Therese: "It's time to cut the turf war bullcrap and see what you can do together!" she said.
Ejaeli: Mmmph! (I didn't say that!)
Tsubasa: Wha?
Lowain: Together? So, uh, I don't know what exactly just happened, but...
The boys heed the words of the Big Three of Mysteria.
Lowain: So, like, Albion and Mysteria girls are bein' chased around by creeps?
Tomoi: Yeah, I've caught wind of that too. There's even word of some almost being kidnapped.
Tsubasa: Pisses me off just hearing about it... What scumbags would even pull that crap...
Therese: The teachers and other adults are all taking a wait-and-see approach.
Razia: Which is why we became the decoy to lure out the culprits.
Ejaeli: Mm-mmm. (Yes, that's right.)
Therese: "I'm gonna slash your gearcycle tires and then some if you don't help," she said.
Ejaeli: Mmph!
Killa Taiga: You girls seriously got my respect! I bet those Albion chumps don't have anyone who values justice as much as you do.
Lowain: I dare you to say that again, punch-perm boy... You just dissed Kat, even if it was indirectly.
Tsubasa: Kat, Pat, Matt, who gives a rat. I can't imagine anyone worth a damn would attend the same school as you bean sprouts.
Lowain: Baller Blondie's really tryin' his best to piss me off, ain't he? Look, tough guy, you don't just go runnin' off your mouth whenever you feel like it.
Tsubasa: Fight me then, playboy.
Lowain: Bring it, bro!
Therese: Both of you shut the hell up!
Lowain & Tsubasa: Sorry, ma'am.
Razia: Ugh, you guys are hopeless... Is it that hard to take a page from Ejaeli's book and work for a better world?
Lowain: Right, so is the guy lying over there one of the perps?
Potato-Punk: Urgh...
Yung Rintaro: Ah, I forgot he was even there...
Ejaeli: Mm, mmm... (I'm not quite sure yet.)
Therese: "Geez, where are your brain cells?" she said.
Ejaeli: Mmmph... (No, I didn't...)
Tyre: Lowain, I overpowered that man earlier!
Lowain: Whoo! Nice goin', Ty! If this guy is the perp, that means Albion gets the props for layin' this case to rest.
Killa Taiga: The hell you tryin' to get at?
Tomoi: The side that resolves the incident oughta be able to call this town their turf.
Elsam: Gyahaha! Word up, man! I guess that puts an end to the turf wars for good!
Yung Rintaro: Dang! Tsubasa, that was a heckuva bang-up job they did! Whadda we do now?
Tsubasa: Calm your pits! There's no proof that the potato-punk is the perp.
Lowain: Well then, we'll just have to ask him cavalry-charge style! Let's start with a "knock, knock, anyone home?"
The Lowain bros rouse the potato-punk from his slumber.
Potato-Punk: Mng...
Elsam: So, like, you're the perp who's been tailin' girls around?
Potato-Punk: Eh... N-no! It's not just me!
Potato-Punk: Truth is... Our boss was all sweet on this fine honey and asked us to bring her in. So I've been looking all over...
Potato-Punk: He's got a mean mug, so the ladies tend to shy away from him...
Killa Taiga: Pff-hah! Talk about desperate! Nah, more like pathetic!
Yung Rintaro: Another boss, huh? I wonder if he's got a big gang...
Tsubasa: No, fool. Don't be chickening out now.
Therese: So the top dog's got his underdogs out lookin' for a chick? Pathetic from top to bottom...
Razia: I'll have him cough up the location of their hideout. We'll make those punks think twice about pulling that crap around here.
Just as Razia approaches the prostrate potato-punk, she trips on the pavement.
Razia: Ouch!
What happens next is something that no one could have foreseen.
Razia: Urgh! Who are you! L-let me go!
Therese: Razia!
Ejaeli: Mmmr! (Razia!)
Potato-Punk: Ah! Lemme on too!
Razia: Waaaah!
It happens all too fast. The gearcycle-riding thugs drag Razia away before anyone can react.
Tsubasa: Agh...
Tsubasa: The heck just happened? That was seriously messed up!
Killa Taiga: Friends of the potato-punk? Looks like we've got a heck of a lotta mashin' to do!
Yung Rintaro: I've got my potato-peeler ready!
Lowain: Wait up, dudes! Those guys smell like trouble! You sure you wanna just waltz in there like it's nothing?
Killa Taiga: It was you who said whoever puts the case to rest owns this turf! Hehe, you'd better not forget that!
Tsubasa: You Albion bean sprouts can wait right here. We'll put the sick burn on 'em.
Tsubasa: All right, dawgs! We're rollin' out!
Taiga & Rintaro: Hell yeah!
Therese: I'm counting on you guys!
Ejaeli: Mmph, mmmr...! (Please save Razia!)
Lowain: This blows... If only we had our own gearcycles...
Elsam: I should've knocked their beasts down when I had the chance!
Tomoi: Are we seriously just gonna let them walk all over us...
Lowain: I know we've gotta deal with that, but a real man rescues the girls in distress first.
Mysteria Student: La-di-doo...
Lowain: Whoo, there we go! Dude, think you can lend a bro your beast?
Mysteria Student: Huh? Why should I?
Therese: Won't you please let them borrow it? Tsubasa and his pals could really use the back up.
Mysteria Student: Ah... T-Therese! Ejaeli too?
Yes, of course...
Lowain straddles the gearcycle.
Lowain: Whoa!
Unable to maintain balance, he falls along with the vehicle.
Mysteria Student: No way... Dude! Look at all the scratches on my beast now!
Lowain: My bad... What's with this thing though... It doesn't go "vroom, vroom," and it doesn't stand up right... You sure it ain't broken?
Mysteria Student: If you can't even keep your balance, then get your hands off it!
Lowain: Hm? I figured it'd just go blazing off if I sat on it and screamed real loud... But I guess not?
Lowain: Oh fudge... Whadda we do now?
Elsam: Sit tight, Lowain!
Tomoi: We ain't licked yet!
Lowain: Huh?