Scenario:A Walk on the Wild Side - Chapter 2: Baller Times - Episode 4

A Walk on the Wild Side - Chapter 2: Baller Times - Episode 4

Tsubasa and gang catch up to the villainous lot but are beaten badly. Lowain, Elsam, and Tomoi soon catch up—having pushed a gearcycle all the way there—and help to save the day.

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The thugs who snatched Razia blaze across the wastelands with Tsubasa's gang in pursuit.

Tsubasa suspects their hideout may be nearby when the thugs dismount from their gearcycles.

Tsubasa: You punks are givin' back Razia right here, right now!

Potato-Punk: Hehehehe... She's a real catch. No way are we letting her go!

Razia, her face fraught with regret, clenches her teeth.

Razia: K-kill me!

Killa Taiga: We're here to save you!

Razia: You guys... Appreciate it, but for one of the Big Three to be captured like this, I'd rather die!

Potato-Punk: Ooh, that won't do... Not after all we did to get you here.

Potato-Punk: Yo, Big Daddy! I brought the girl! Some Mysteria brats followed us here though...

Killa Taiga: Heh! Now we get to see the face of this top dog who's so pathetic that he's gotta kidnap women.

Yung Rintaro: Even our romantically challenged Taiga wouldn't go that far!

Eggplant-Punk: Big Daddy! C'mon out!

Big Daddy: Nwaaah...

All Three: !

Razia: Th-there's no way I could go steady with someone like that! Let me go!

Big Daddy: ...!

Potato-Punk: Aw, don't say that! You might hurt Big Daddy's feelings!

Killa Taiga: Now that's a face only a mother could love...

Yung Rintaro: Still, it's no excuse to kidnap a girl.

Eggplant-Punk: You've got bigger problems, fartface!

Killa Taiga: Urgh!

Yung Rintaro: Ack!

Tsubasa: Taiga! Rintaro!

Big Daddy: Now I'm angry!

Tsubasa: Augh!

Taking advantage of Tsubasa's confusion, Big Daddy lets loose with a flurry of blows.

Tsubasa: Grgh!

Killa Taiga: Hack! Cough!

Yung Rintaro: Ngh... Tsubasa...

Razia: S-stop! Don't you lay another finger on them! I-I'll come with you, Big Daddy! So please!

The sound of Tsubasa's gang being pummeled fills the wasteland, drowning out Razia's desperate cries.

Tsubasa: (Crap... We're kinda screwed...)

His consciousness growing hazy as he feels his bones being broken, a strange sound traveling across the ground enters his eardrums.

???: Vroom, vroom, vroom...

Tsubasa: (...?)

???: Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

Tsubasa: (The heck?)

Eggplant-Punk: S-something's comin' our way...

???: Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

Lowain: Honk, honk!

Lowain: Here we are to save the day!

Tsubasa: The Albion bros! How did you—

Lowain shows up riding his own gearcycle.

Elsam and Tomoi are shoving it from behind.

Lowain: This baby needed a little push to get going, then another, and another, so we took turns till we got here.

All Three: Wahey!

Potato-Punk: You weenies... Here to help these guys out? And I thought you were all on opposing sides...

Lowain: I'll admit we've got some kinda rivalry thing goin' on, what with us bein' from different schools and all...

Lowain: But gangin' up on someone to give 'em a beatdown? There's no way we're gonna let that go!

Tsubasa: Heh... Never asked for your help... Buncha bean sprouts tryin' to be baller... Woulda been faster if you walked, you know?

Lowain: Nah, bro, a hero's gotta come in style. Just like a knight in shining armor's gotta have his ride.

Elsam: We just had to say those magic words!

Tomoi: "Kept ya waitin', huh?" Wam, bam, bam!

Big Daddy: Nwaah...

Razia: Eep! He's even creepier than I thought!

Elsam: Wait, that's their top dog? What's with his face?

Eggplant-Punk: Shut your yappers! Since you insist on gettin' in our way, you're next in line for a beatdown! Big Daddy, let's show 'em what we've got!

Big Daddy: Huuumph!

Lowain: We'll be the ones to shut you up—won't even need a veggie peeler! Let's go, baller dude!

Tsubasa: Don't need a reminder from you, bean sprout! Hope you can keep up!

A Walk on the Wild Side - Chapter 2: Baller Times - Episode 4: Scene 2

The Lowain and Tsubasa trios join hands to rout the knaves and save Razia, sparking friendly relations between the Albion and Mysteria schools. Just as this fantasy comes to an end, the Tsubasa gang comes over in reality to greet the bros. Deeply moved by their courteousness, the bros' impressions of them change for the better.

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Big Daddy: Nwaah...

Potato-Punk: Eep... Big Daddy's done for! Time for us to scram!

In awe of the bros' awesome fighting prowess, the veggie-punks turn pale and hightail it.

Lowain: Finally over, eh? Phew, what a beetdown we gave 'em. It's no wonder they're not a hit with the ladies.

Tyre: My bros!

Tomoi: Ty!

Killa Taiga: Ah! Ejaeli and Therese are here too?

Tyre comes running over with two of Mysteria's top girls.

Therese: Where's Razia!

Yung Rintaro: Right here! She's all right!

Razia: Boss! Therese!

Ejaeli: Mmr! Mmh! (Razia! Are you okay?)

Razia: Boss! I'm so sorry for all the trouble!

Ejaeli: Mmm... Mmph. (Oh, it was no trouble at all... I'm just glad you're okay.)

Razia: Hm? I'm a complete and utter failure as your sister? Say it ain't so!

Ejaeli: Mmmrph... (But I never said that...)

Ejaeli and Therese give the sobbing Razia gentle pats on the back.

Tsubasa: I guess you bean sprouts know how to hold your own after all.

Lowain: Psh, look who's talkin', Mr. Got-His-Butt-Trounced.

Tsubasa: Heh, your fault for interruptin' our comeback.

Lowain: Heheh...

The two move in for a mutual fist bump—

Perhaps a sign that their warring days are over, so that they may tread toward the future together as friends.

Lowain: So you see, we just need something epic like that to happen for us to get along with those baller dudes.

Elsam: Man, that was lit... All those bonding moments... They might as well have cradled each other in their arms...

Tomoi: The stuff of dreams... It's like Albion Fantasy High's been to hell and back.

Tyre: So I see you enhance your crisis-dealing abilities by simulating them in your imaginations daily!

Tyre: Perhaps that daily training is what makes you so brosome... You have my utmost respect!

Having returned from their fantasies, the bros take a moment to reflect when a voice calls out from above.

Tsubasa: Um... You're Lowain, right?

Tsubasa: You got something you wanted to say? Heard you calling my name a few times.

All Three: !

Tyre: Ah, Tsubasa! As a matter of fact—

Elsam: Zip it, Ty!

Tyre: Mgh!

Tomoi: So we were wonderin', like, how the other peeps on the crew were spendin' their vacay, you know.

Lowain: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Totes what he said! Man, I didn't expect to see you in the same cafe!

Tsubasa: Yeah? Well, my guys and I just finished eating, so we'll be on our way.

The Tsubasa gang gets ready to leave.

Elsam: Dang... That was too close, Ty.

Tyre: My sincerest apologies. I did not think you meant to keep it secret...

Tomoi: Whew, I almost did a wee-wee in my trou. Hope he didn't hear too much...

Tsubasa: Hey, guys...

All Three: !

Tsubasa: There's something I forgot to say...

Lowain: Yeah? What's up?

Tsubasa: Thanks for the great food all the time.

Taiga & Rintaro: Thanks, man!

Tsubasa: We've been wanting to say that for a while but kept forgetting.

Tsubasa: Your cooking's so good it almost moves us to tears, man... Here's to more good eats from you guys.

Lowain: Ah... No prob, dude! Like, anytime!

Tsubasa and his friends leave the restaurant.

Tyre: What a refreshing bunch they are! I hope we'll continue to foster a relationship with them!

Elsam: Cheers to that. I always knew they were a cool bunch!

Tomoi: What kinda chow do you think they like? Darn, we shoulda asked while we had the chance.

Elsam: I guess we can always ask later. I'm down with cookin' whatever floats their boat.

Lowain: Bwahahaha! You bros seriously gotta stop it with the double standards.

Elsam and Tomoi appear pleased to have broken the ice with the Tsubasa gang.

Having finished their lunch, the bros leave the cafe. The vacation has only just begun.