Scenario:Bzzt! Amped-Up Summer - Chapter 3: Jungle Tour! - Episode 3

Bzzt! Amped-Up Summer - Chapter 3: Jungle Tour! - Episode 3

The crew takes delight in a boat cruise through the jungle, catching glimpses of such wonders as a gorilla paradise and a basilisk's habitat.

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Lyria: Wow! This boat is so cute!

Heles: It's lovely.

???: How y'all doing? I'll be taking Tony's place...

Ronny: As your tour guide for today's cruise! My name's Ronny, and I know everything there is to know about this jungle!

Lyria: Hello!

Vyrn: Nice to meetcha, pal!

Ronny: Right back at you, buddy! Please watch your step as you come on the boat!

Naoise: Heles, I'll help you up.

Heles: Thank you.

Naoise: Scathacha, do you think your legs will reach far enough? Would you prefer I lifted you up?

Scathacha: Oh, this isn't too bad. Here I go...

Ronny: This boat can get pretty bumpy. For your own safety, please remain in your seats once we cast off.

Ronny: Everybody on? Good.

Ronny: Into the jungle we go!

Their chests thump with excitement as the vessel lurches forward.

Ronny: Coming up is Gorilla Paradise.

Ronny: It's said that a gorilla's musculature is so great that no person can ever surpass it no matter the amount of training!

Ronny: Look at the muscle tone on that one! He might as well be made of steel! Ripped and cut everywhere you look!

Gorilla: ...

Elsam: Dude, they got machos in the jungle too? Stuff just got real.

Tomoi: Oh snap, we need a macho hunter on the prowl, like, yesterday.

Lowain: No way, fam. This is macho territory we're talkin'. A macho hunter only hunts strays.

Lowain: 'Sides, those ain't your everyday machos. I get close to one and I'd be flatlinin' in zero seconds tops.

The Three: Word.

Basilisk: ...

Ronny: Oh, here it comes!

Ronny: Mr. Basilisk is here to collect his toll as usual.

Ronny: All he asks for is one plump, juicy lizard!

Lyria: Eep! Please tell me you don't mean Vyrn!

The Three: Vyrn!

Vyrn: Hey, cut that out! I ain't plump, I ain't juicy, and I definitely ain't no lizard!

Ronny: Ooh, what now?

Cobra: Hiss...

Basilisk: ...

Ronny: He didn't even take a gander at us today. I suppose he was preoccupied with his dear love, Ms. Cobra.

Ronny: I guess love comes before appetite for Mr. Basilisk. What a guy.

Scathacha: Heh. Wouldn't it be funny if the basilisk suddenly swallowed the cobra whole?

Elsam: Dude, I didn't know monsters could be normies. Can't believe a basilisk is beating me in the romance department...

Tomoi: Yeah, wasn't expecting a jungle normie to rub it in our faces.

Lowain: Ah, Kat, I so wish you were here right now...