These tabs contain full Fate Episode cutscene scripts with major spoilers about the character. View these tabs at your own discretion.
To Feast Again
(Captain) and the crew hold a feast to comfort a broken-hearted Lamretta, and listen to her talk about her time at the abbey. She was once a pious sister, but after her first taste of wine, she left the abbey and has not been back since. The crew takes care of Lamretta as she cries over her past regrets.
During their journey, our heroes meet the lovable drunk nun, Lamretta.
While traveling with the party, she falls in love with a certain someone of the opposite sex, but gets nothing in return but the cold shoulder.
Our heroes join Lamretta at a tavern to console the nun in her grief and heartbreak.
(Captain) and company enter a drinking competition with Lamretta.
Lamretta falls for a man she meets there, but gets nothing in return but the cold shoulder.
Our heroes join Lamretta at a tavern to console the nun in her grief and heartbreak.Continue 1
Lamretta: Ooh...guysh... You all came here jussst for me? Thanks!
Vyrn: Good grief...she’s already drunk.
Lyria: Now, now, Vyrn. You know how much she loves to drink. Why not let her, just for today?
Vyrn: Yeah... “just for today.” As if she weren’t always drunk.
Lamretta: Katalina and Rackam, you came, too? I’m sho happy to sssee you!
Katalina: The pleasure is all ours. Lyria told me what happened. I’m honored to be invited.
Rackam: Yeah! I'm not sure exactly what's going on, but whatever, I'm glad to be here!
The whole crew was invited to help lift Lamretta’s spirits.
Lamretta: Today we can drink, drink, and drink some more! And forget evvverything else!
Lamretta: So let's have a toast... Cheers!
Lamretta leads everyone in a toast, thus raising the curtain on some rather unusual festivities.
It may have begun as a last minute, unplanned affair, but it turned out to be quite the wild party.
Lamretta: Hahaha! Drinking hasn’t been this much fun in ages!
Katalina: Haha! I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, Lamretta!
Lamretta: That jerk who dumped me is ancient history! I don’t need him!
Katalina: Good, that's the spirit! I know there's a better man for you out there somewhere!
Lamretta: Thanksh, Katalina!
Rackam: All right! Now that that's settled, let's drink our cares away!
Lamretta: Just what I was thinking, Racky! Order another round!
Rackam: Sure thing! Hey, waitress! Could you bring us another round of drinks? And some snacks, too, while you're at it.
Vyrn: Well, well...I think she's found a kindred spirit.
Lyria: Hee hee. I'm glad everyone's having so much fun.
Moved by the casual, open atmosphere, Rackam starts to talk.
Rackam: Ha, ha, ha! But, man, Lamretta! You’re the least pious nun I’ve ever seen in my life!
Lamretta chokes at Rackam’s comment.
Katalina: What! What's the matter, Sister Lamretta?
Rackam: Um...did I say something I shouldn’t have?
Lamretta: N-no... I just remembered the abbey and it made me gag.
Lyria: Now that you mention it...you don't talk much about your time in the abbey.
Vyrn: Yeah...we didn’t ask too many questions before we let you join our crew.
Lamretta: Hrgh! W-well who cares about the past anyway?
Lamretta: As long as we enjoy the here and now, that's all that matters! Am I right?
Vyrn: Yeah! You're exactly right, Lamretta!
Lyria: Of course! You don’t have to force yourself to talk about it if you don't want to!
Lamretta: Aww, you guys are so understanding...
Lamretta: Hrrngh... But you backed down so quickly...you actually made me want to tell you about it!
Vyrn: What? So you DID wanna talk about it!
With that, Lamretta begins to open up about her past.
Lamretta: I come from a long line of clergy—very pious—and it's expected from birth that you’ll serve at an abbey.
Lamretta: Even as a young maid, before I knew the taste of wine, I lived a life of apostolic poverty in the abbey.
Rackam: Wow. So even you were sober once.
Lamretta: Don't be so rude! I had a pure and proper childhood, I'll have you know!
Lamretta: I never tasted one drop of sake back when I was a devout sister!
Rackam: Whoa, sorry! So...how did you end up as the Lamretta we know and love today?
Lamretta: Ah, how could I ever forget... It was my first New Year's Eve as an adult...
Lamretta: That night, I was treated to some of the abbey’s own special liqueur.
Lamretta: Heh...that one drink started it all...
Lyria: Wh-what happened?
Lamretta: That was my first taste of alcohol. Its sweet taste made me feel like I'd died and gone to heaven...
Lamretta: After that, I drank any and every drop of spirits I could find in the abbey.
Lamretta: But when I came to...
Vyrn: Uh oh...what happened?
Lamretta: Well...I don't remember.
Vyrn: What? Nothing at all?
Lamretta: No...and I was too scared to ask anyone what I did. Ever since then I don't dare go back to the abbey.
Lamretta: Ugh... Waahh! It makes me cry just thinking about it!
Lyria: What do we do now? She's crying her eyes out.
Lamretta: Hnnngh...I can't face my friends at the nunnery...or my family...ever again!
Rackam: C'mon, everybody has an embarrassing story about drinking too much at least once in their life. Isn't that right, Katalina?
Katalina: Huh? Um, y-yes, of course! In any case, don’t you think your friends and family are worried about you?
Vyrn: She's right. You should at least stop by some time.
Lamretta: Sniff...hic... You...you think so?
Rackam: Come on, cheer up! And if you're too scared to go alone, we’ll all go with you!
Lamretta: Th-thank you, Rackam...
Rackam: For crying out loud...you’re hopeless. But we're here with you now, so go ahead and get hammered!
Lamretta: Meep! Really?
Encouraged by Rackam, Lamretta wipes away her tears.
Lamretta: Hey, waitress! We need refills over here!
Her mood having quickly turned around, Lamretta gleefully orders more and more to drink.
Lamretta: Ugh...oof... Hic!
Lamretta: Hahahahaa... This is gonna be a funnn night!
Thus the night of merriment ended in the blink of an eye.
As the night wears on, the party gets up to leave, but then notices that Lamretta is nowhere to be seen.
Lyria: Wait a minute... Where did Lamretta go?
(Captain) goes off to find a staff member, but instead finds Lamretta hiding in a corner, drunk out of her mind.
Lyria: Oh, oh no! What do we do?
Lyria: Um, um... I'll go find help, just stay here with her!
Choose: Shake her shoulders.
- Shake her shoulders.
- Tickle her armpits.
Lamretta: Ughh... I think I'm...done...for the night.
Lamretta: Hee hee hee... Huh? Nightyyy night...
Choose: Tickle her armpits.
- Pinch her cheeks.
- Lend her a shoulder.
Lamretta: Hahahah! Hah! What’rrre you d-d-doing!
Lamretta: Hee! Heeheehee! C-c-c-cut it out!
Lamretta's body convulses with laughter.
Choose: Pinch her cheeks.Choose: Pinch her cheeks.
- Pinch her cheeks.
- Lend her a shoulder.
Lamretta: Huh? Hey, now. It’shh nah nice to make fun of a grrrown-up!
Lamretta: You deserve a shpanking!
Smiling impishy, Lamretta brings her face closer to (Captain)'s.
Choose: Lend her a shoulder.Choose: Lend her a shoulder.
- Get even closer to her.
Lamretta: Hee hee... You are shhooo nice...
Lamretta: You realllly cute, you know thah?
Lamretta snuggles closer.
Choose: Resist.Choose: Resist.
- Get even closer to her.
Lamretta: Hee hee hee. There’sss not a lot of room to move arounnnd.
Lamretta: So donnn’t shtruggle, or you could get hurt.
Lamretta limply tries to pull herself closer to (Captain).Choose: Get even closer to her.Choose: Get even closer to her.
Lamretta: Hee hee...there, there... Thah's it...
Lamretta: Yeaaah... Good. Jush a little longer...like thish...
Lamretta curls up like a relaxed little kitten.Continue 2
Just then, Lyria and the others appear.
Lyria: Phew, I'm back...with help!
(Captain) frantically wrestles free of Lamretta.
...but loses balance instead, and ends up falling down against her.
Lamretta: Meep! Th-thish...doesn't feel...right...
Vyrn: Ooh, scandalous!
Katalina: Rackam! Lend a hand here!
Rackam: You got it! I'm on my way!
Lamretta: Ungh... Oh, nooo... Can't take...any more...
Lamretta: Haah... haah... Haah... Haah... Ugh...urp!
Katalina: Wait! Lamretta! If you give up now...you’ll lose your dignity!
Lamretta: Ugh...ergh... Phew! I won't give up...never!
Lamretta thus narrowly maintains her dignity as a woman.
And, through the impressive teamwork of Katalina and Rackam, a major disaster is avoided.
The staff looks on in disgust as the party leaves the tavern just before closing.
Lamretta: I'm s-so sorry...everyone...
Lamretta: Zzz... zzz... Zzz... zzz...
Lamretta uses all her remaining energy to offer words of gratitude to the party.
Katalina: Phew...that’s one less thing to worry about.
Vyrn: Ugh...talk about reckless drinking.
Rackam: Heh heh... Well, it’s partly my fault for telling her to get hammered.
Lyria: Ahaha... We caused a bit of trouble for the staff, but at least it didn’t end in a disaster.
Rackam: All right! Then let's get back on our feet and head home! C'mon, (Captain)!
Lamretta, inebriated and sound a sleep, begins to snore peacefully.
The party continues to nurse Lamretta as they make their way to the airship.
In the Middle of a Feast
As the crew carries the sleeping Lamretta back to the ship, she wakes up on Rackam's back. While she apologizes for the trouble she caused, monsters attack the crew.
(Captain) and company look after Lamretta after she drinks just a bit too much.
The night is half over, and Rackam carries Lamretta on his back as the crew heads for the ship.
Lamretta: Huh... Where am I?
Rackam: Evening, Ms. Lamretta! You finally awake?
Lamretta: Racky... What happened to me?
Vyrn: Trouble, that's what! You don't remember anything?
Lamretta: How embarrassing...
Lyria: Now, now. At least no one got hurt.
Lamretta: Let's see... I remember having a good time partying with all of you, and then...
Lamretta: Ugh! My head! Feels like it's gonna burst...
Katalina: Are you all right? Here, drink some water.
Lamretta: Gulp... Gulp... Thank you.
Lamretta: Oh, Racky! You don't have to carry me anymore! I'm fine now!
Rackam: You sure? You're still a little green!
Lamretta: I'm fine! You've done more than enough!
Lamretta struggles off of Rackam's back and onto her feet.
She then promptly falls to her knees and grovels before the crew.
Lamretta: I'm so sorry! Forgive me!
Lamretta: Partying with all of you was so nice, but... but I...
Katalina: What? Lamretta, please! You don't need to grovel like that!
Lamretta: But this is the only way I can express—
Rackam: No. There's no need for that.
Lamretta: Ugh... Oh, thank you. All of you! Urp!
Lamretta: Pant... Maybe I shouldn't have bent over. It feels like I might... um...
Rackam: Whoa, wait! We get it, so stand up already!
Lamretta: Oof... I can't...
Lamretta: This must be my punishment. Divine punishment to make me consider my sins.
Katalina: Huh? Lamretta, get over here! Now!
Lamretta: No! I don't deserve your kindness, Katalina! You've spoiled me enough already!
Rackam: No, Lamretta! Behind you! Look behind you!
Lamretta: Huh? Behind—whaa!
Lamretta: Th-thank you!
Katalina: Tch... We're surrounded! Divide and conquer!
Rackam: Come on, (Captain)! Let's get them!
In the Middle of a Feast: Scene 2
The crew escapes the monsters and takes shelter in a nearby home. The man living there gives them a drink that incapacitates the adults in the crew—except Lamretta. She stands to fight just as the crew is surrounded by ruffians.
(Captain) and company break through the encroaching circle of monsters.
They try to take refuge in a nearby house.
Vyrn: Hey! Anybody home? Let us in!
Katalina: Please! We mean you no harm! We're being attacked by monsters!
The door slowly cracks open.
Wary Man: Huh? What do you want?
Lamretta: Pant... Pant... See for yourself.
Lyria: Please help us! We're in deep trouble.
Wary Man: I see. Well, I suppose I've been in trouble myself before. Come on in.
Just then Rackam and (Captain) catch up to the rest of the group.
Rackam: Hang on! Don't forget about me and (Captain).
Wary Man: Hmm... There are more of you? Fine. Come in.
The crew takes shelter in the man's home.
The man offers the crew hot drinks to warm up with after running around in the chilly night.
Lamretta: Thank ya much for the hospitality!
Rackam: Hold it, Lamretta!
Lamretta: Gulp... Gulp... Yum.
Lamretta: Oh, I feel all warm and fuzzy.
Rackam: You really should show a little restraint.
Wary Man: Come on, son. I'd say hesitating to take what a host offers is ruder.
The man takes a sip of the same beverage he offered to the crew.
Rackam: I guess you're right. Sorry.
The adults take a swig.
Its mellow, fruity flavor encourages them to keep drinking.
Katalina: All right... It's starting to get light outside, so I think we should get going.
Katalina tries to stand up, but she collapses to the floor.
Rackam: Come on, what are you doing?
Rackam pokes fun at Katalina, but he fails to find his footing as well.
Katalina: What the? What's going on?
Wary Man: Heh-heh... Don't worry, it's sedative-free, but I did make it on the strong side.
Ruffians suddenly appear out of the back room.
Ruffian: Heh-heh. Good stuff, huh? Goes down smooth but still packs a punch!
Katalina: Ugh... This is nothing I can't handle...
Wary Man: Oho! Still trying to move, are you?
Rackam: Tch... How could I have fallen for this?
Ruffian: Heh. Don't waste your time. It's too late to fight it now.
Ruffian: Heh-heh... This is the end for you.
Lamretta: Oh, really?
Lamretta stands before the ruffians.
Ruffian: Huh? Who are you kiddin'? You drank more than anyone!
Lamretta: Heehee... Is that all you got?
Lamretta: You thought your watered-down soft drink would even slow me down?
Ruffian: Shut up! We'll just start by incapacitating you the painful way!
The ruffian's bellowing rouses Vyrn, Lyria, and (Captain).
Hey, what's the big fuss?
Lyria: Mmm... Lamretta?
Lamretta: Now it's my turn to protect my friends!
Lamretta: Come on! Let's party!
In the Middle of a Feast: Scene 3
Lamretta saves the crew, but they worry about the effects of her excessive partying on her health. Rackam and Katalina accompany her to a tavern to keep an eye on her, but they can't keep up, and Lamretta shows no sign of changing her ways.
Lamretta saves the crew, and they all return safely to the airship.
Lamretta: Nyahaha... Sometimes my old love of wine can come in handy!
Rackam: Yeah, but you really could stand to drink a little less.
Lamretta: Hmm... You think so?
Katalina: I do. I'm worried about your health.
Lamretta: If you're that concerned, why don't you try keeping tabs on me?
Lamretta: Aha! I just got a great idea!
Lamretta breaks into a happy grin.
A few days later, Rackam and Katalina are drinking with Lamretta.
Lamretta: Nyahaha! You two are such lightweights.
Rackam: Uh, no. You just have a crazy high tolerance...
Katalina: My apologies, but I think I'm done for the night.
Rackam and Katalina agreed to join Lamretta for a night of drinks to curb her intake.
But they can't keep up with her long enough to do so.
Lamretta: Oh well. I suppose I'll let you off the hook, Katalina.
Katalina: Phew... Thank you.
Lamretta: So I'll see you here at the same time tomorrow!
Rackam: You're joking, right?
Katalina: Ahem... I actually have plans tomorrow, so you'll have to excuse me.
Rackam: Hey, wait! You can't just run away! That's not fair!
Lamretta: Oh? You're not done yet, right, Racky?
Rackam: Of course not! I can handle a bit more.
Having said that though, Rackam manages to slip away when she's not looking.
Lamretta: Heeheehee. You really are a nice guy, Rackam.
Lamretta: If only you could handle your drink a little better—
Lamretta: Huh? Rackam? Where are you? Hellooo?
Lamretta converses with her large bottle of spirits for quite some time after that.
Will she ever learn to drink less? God only knows.
Why Four Art Thou, Lamretta?
Lamretta, Lamretta, Lamretta, and Lamretta have a fun-filled party, while (Captain) and others look on in amusement.
Lamretta: Thanks for showing up today, everyone!
Lammy: Of course! Nothin' better than enjoying a night with good friends and good drinks!
Rammy: You're not going home early this time, right? This party's just getting started!
Red: I think... I'm just... about done...
Rammy: Whoa, check out this party animal over here!
Lamretta: Haha, now things are getting fun!
Rammy: Hold on, are you going to just let her go off on her own?
Lamretta: Sure am! Sometimes you just gotta call it a night!
Lammy: Mmhm, best to get out early before you regret it!
Red: Huff... Wheeze... I think I'll... be okay...
Rammy: You sure? Don't overdo it, dear! You're not as young as you used to be!
Lamretta: Forget the details! Let's party!
Lammy: To forgetting bad memories!
Rammy: What did I just say, you two?
Red: Urk... Don't worry about me... You guys... keep going...
Rammy: Hmm... You sure you're okay, dear?
Lammy: So how've things been lately, Lamretta? You digging the new workplace?
Lamretta: Heheheh, best joint I've ever worked at!
Lammy: Wow, really? That's unexpected.
Lamretta: Heheh, Cap'n (Captain), Cat-alina, and Rack'em are the best bosses I've ever had!
Lamretta: Hee hee, everyone else on the ship's so nice, too!
Rammy: Now that you mention it, you've lasted longer there than anywhere else!
Lammy: Wahoo! Now there's a cause worthy of celebration!
Lamretta: Yup! I'm just gonna do my best to stick around until Cap'n (Captain) gets sick of me!
Lammy: Heheh, how could anyone not want to keep a charmer like you around, Lamretta?
Lamretta: Hoho! You really think so? Am I... beloved?
Rammy: You guys need to get your acts together and think about the future!
Lammy: Hee, the future's so bright, we gotta wear shades!
Lamretta: Hey, we ain't got time for all this future talk! Let's paaartay!
Lammy: So like, which one of the other crew members do you like the best?
Lamretta: Bwaaah? Why you bringing up something like that?
Lammy: Oh, please. You've got feelings for someone there! Why try to hide it?
Lamretta: Brgraah? Nope! Sure don't! Just precious friends, one and all!
Rammy: Hm? Do you hear something?
Red: Never mind guys, I... gotta bow out this time... For real...
Lamretta: You okay?
Red: I'm exhausted...
Red: Just need a little... time out...
Red: Water... Get me water...
Lamretta: Got it! I'll get water. The rest is up to you!
Lammy: Party overload...
Red: Sorry, guys...
Rammy: Hey, we're all in this together, right?
Red: I can see rainbows...
(Captain) and the others have been observing Lamretta's strange display from nearby.
Vyrn: Is she okay? She's been mumbling to herself for hours.
Katalina: Goodness... She's not causing trouble for anyone. At least for now.
Lyria: Hee hee, if something happens, Rackam and (Captain) will handle it!
Rackam: Aw, c'mon! Not on our day off! Right, (Captain)?
(Captain) simply answers Rackam's question with a huge grin.
From there, Lamretta continued her one-woman party well into the night.
Surprising no one, Rackam was eventually forced to eject her from the premises due to rowdy behavior.