An unemployed, thirty-six-year-old man residing in a corner of Sazak. Though he used to be a child prodigy actor and playwright, he is now merely a shadow of his old self, scraping by with earnings from the occasional eccentric job and spending his time drinking at a bar as he complains about society. He has a habit of wishing misfortune on others, but only with the expectation it won't happen. Born without family, Falsch was raised at an orphanage where he was unable to adapt to the group, which pushed him to escape the facility to survive by himself. His interest in theatre began when he had the opportunity to see a rendition of a certain dramatic comedy. According to the man himself, his favorite thing is his "buddy the bottle," while his least favorite is "life."