Scenario:Abby - Bobo's Favorite Food
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Bobo's Favorite Food
The crew is arguing over Bobo's favorite food as usual. Just as Lyria is about to figure it out, monsters attack. Abby joyfully confronts them, intent on chopping them in two.
Abby: Come on, Bobo! These bugs were quick, but I caught 'em just for you! Eat up!
Vyrn: Get rid of those things! We both know Bobo likes snails! Isn't that right, big guy? Now eat up! And don't miss a single one of these beauties!
Bobo: Bobo... Bobo... (No... Please... Just stop...)
Lyria: Um... Excuse me!
Abby: Hm? What's the matter, Lyria?
Lyria: I actually think Bobo would prefer something else entirely...
Abby: Something else? Like what exactly?
Lyria: I'm thinking it's something even we'd consider more edible...
Abby: Bear meat?
Bobo: Bobo? (I don't eat bugs, but I taste terrible! I swear!)
Abby: Just kiddin', Bobo! You're way too furry to eat anyway, so take it easy!
Lyria: Um... Abby? You can be scarier than a feral bear sometimes...
Abby: What? Don't be silly! I'll have you know that I only cut down the ones who deserve it!
Abby: Which means that anyone who messes with me or Bobo is gonna get split like a log!
Lyria: (Just terrifying!)
Vyrn: Hold it... There seem to be monsters around here. Why don't you show us how good you are with that axe, Abby?
Abby: No problemo! I'll split these monsters or whatever in two!
Bobo's Favorite Food: Scene 2
Abby: Just one more to go, and... all done!
Lyria: Wow... I feel bad for the trees you target, Abby.
Lyria: How can you even lift that axe let alone swing it?
Abby: It's easy really. My arms are pumped up with a special kind of magic!
Abby: But I guess always eatin' plenty and not bein' too picky is more important.
Abby: If you don't eat food packed with wood splittin' power, you sure won't be able to cut anything in two!
Vyrn: So you eat just to maintain peak performance in battle? You're way more hardcore than I thought!
Abby: I'm not sure I'd say that... Splitting things just happens to be something I'm good at.
Abby: And I figure that, if I'm gonna spend my days cuttin' things down, I might as well have fun doing it.
Abby: Still, I'm definitely careful about what I eat, and... You know, I just had a great idea!
Bobo: Bobo! (I sure hope it's not as great as the last one you had...)
Abby: Look at that! I couldn't have asked for more perfect timing! More monsters!
Abby: All right! Watch me split 'em in half! I'll chop 'em into itty bitty bite-sized bits!
Abby: Or maybe it'd be better to leave something to really sink your teeth into? Whatever! Choppin' time!
Bobo's Favorite Food: Scene 3
As expected, Abby tries feeding monsters to Bobo. Lyria comes close to figuring out Bobo's favorite food but gives up on her idea. Bobo's cries of pain echo under the blue sky.
Abby: Here you go, Bobo! Made by yours truly! Eat up!
Bobo: Bobo... (This is even more disgusting than bugs...)
Vyrn: I gotta hand it to you, Abby... I never would have guessed his favorite food is monsters!
Abby: But it makes sense that a big ol' bear like Bobo would be into nutritious food!
Abby: And monsters have way more meat on 'em than bugs or snails! Too bad they look so gross!
Bobo: Bobo! (If they're gross, what's with the giant grin?)
Lyria: So that's what it was... I thought you liked vegetables, but I guess I was wrong. Oh well!
Bobo: Bo! Bo! (Wait! Don't just stop there!)
Abby: Come on, Bobo! Got a whole pile of monster parts here, so eat up!
Vyrn: That's right! Don't let a single nasty bit go to waste! Right, (Captain)?
Vyrn: All right! Seems like we have one more reason to fight monsters now! Let's do it for Bobo!
Abby: Come on, Bobo! You're a little too big to be babied, but... Open your mouth and say ah.
Bobo: Bobo! (If you like monster meat so much, you eat it!)
Lyria: Aww, the big guy's being shy. That's so cute.
Bobo: Bobo! (Somebody... help!)
The giant bear's cries of pain echo under the blue sky.
It looks like it'll take a while yet for (Captain) and the crew to finally figure out Bobo's favorite food.