Scenario:Aliza and Feather - No Holds Barred
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No Holds Barred
Feather and Aliza compete to prove which is better, fists or feet. At the end of a long battle with no clear victor, they declare their respect for each other's fighting styles.
Aliza: Nngh...
Lyria: Aah! Aliza!
Aliza: I'm not done yet! It's okay, Lyria! I just took a little tumble is all!
Feather: Ohoho... You're tougher than I thought!
Aliza: Hah! You better believe it! Let's go again!
Feather: You got it! These fists aren't finished yet!
Vyrn: Sigh... Where are they getting all this energy?
Aliza and Feather have been immersed in training since the Grandcypher landed on this island.
Feather: Whew... That's more like it. And here I was holding back!
Feather: Bring it on! Show me what you can do!
Aliza: Hehe! How long d'you think you can keep running your mouth?
Lyria: Wow... They're both amazing!
Vyrn: I guess it is amazing... I don't know if I could keep that sort of thing up every day myself...
Lyria: Maybe there's something about their fighting styles that gives them so much pep!
Lyria: Hey, (Captain)... Whose style do you like better?
Choose: Aliza's got some mighty fine footwork
Feather: What! What's the meaning of this, (Captain)? I thought our fists spoke the same language!
Vyrn: You guys were listening?
Aliza: Wooow! You really know your stuff, (Captain)!
Aliza: Hehehe... There you have it! When it comes to footwork, you can't fight the phoenix!
Feather: No way! No foot can speak like a good fist! Maybe a mumble at best!
Aliza: What's that supposed to mean!
Choose: Man, Feather has some furious fists
Aliza: Excuse me? I'm sorry, but I can't let that slide!
Lyria: Huh? How did you get over here so quickly?
Feather: Ohoho! I knew you had an eye for quality, (Captain)!
Aliza: Grr... Quality, my right horn! Feet'll beat fists any day of the week!
Feather: Them's fighting words, Aliza!
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Lyria: Oh dear... I have a bad feeling about this...
Vyrn: Geez... I can't figure out whether these two like each other or not...
Aliza: Hmph... I guess it's time to separate the wheat from the chaff once and for all, Feather.
Feather: Let's do this. If you can't talk it out with words, you should let your fists speak for you!
Feather: Let's hear what your fists have to say, Aliza!
Aliza: Hah! I think you meant to say feet!
Aliza: All right! You're about to see the techniques my family spent generations perfecting, up close and personal!
Feather: Whoo! Let's go! I'm hitting you with everything I've got!
Feather: Wataaaah!
Aliza: Hi-yaaah!
Their battle cries threaten to rend the sky in two. Their duel shakes the very island.
Several hours pass.
Feather: Pant... Wheeze... You got yourself some... moves...
Aliza: Huff... Puff... Y-you... too...
In the end, they both collapse from exhaustion before a clear victor can be determined. The match is declared a tie.
Feather: Okay, I lose. Those Phoenix techniques are nothing to sneeze at.
Aliza: Thanks! I don't think I can move either though. You ought to register those fists as lethal weapons, Feather!
Feather: Heh... These fists are my pride and joy...
Lyria: Oh, good. They made up.
Lyria: Hehe... They had me really worried for a while there.
Vyrn: Yeesh... I just don't understand these martial arts nuts. Who knows what's going through their heads?
Feather: What? Vyrn, you still don't understand our passion?
Vyrn: Er, no... I mean, uh...
Feather: Oh, Vyrn... There's no deeper sorrow than to be misunderstood...
Feather: But I don't think you and I can duke it out...
Aliza: I got it! Vyrn, you can join us for some training!
Vyrn: What? When did we start talking about training?
Feather: I get it... What a great idea! And there's no time like the present!
Aliza: You need to get the basics down first! We'll start with sprints! Ready, Vyrn?
Feather: Whoo! Let's go! And once we're done with that, how about a thousand push-ups?
Vyrn: Leave me outta your crazy training program!
(Captain)! Quit laughing and get these two weirdos away from me!
(Captain)! Quit laughing and get these two weirdos away from me!
Feather and Aliza's love of their respective arts seems to have miraculously restored their depleted stamina.
Watching them train until the cows come home is one thing, but participating is quite another... as Vyrn is about to discover.