Scenario:Almeida - Perv Party
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Perv Party
The crew and Io invite Almeida on a vacation to the beach. For a change of pace, Io makes Almeida change into a swimsuit, but this causes her to become nervous and flee from the prying eyes of the people around her.
Almeida not in crew
Duty has called the crew to the Valtz Duchy.
Almeida: Hey! Io! Io!
Io: Hm? Oh hey, Almeida!
It is there that the crew encounter Io's friend, the lively miner named Almeida.
Almeida is infatuated with a masked man who once helped her, and works tirelessly day and night to make the perfect weapon for him.
Almeida: A primal beast! A primal beast is the thing! I'm going to infuse a weapon with a primal's power. I don't know how, but...
Almeida: I know that the people of Valtz have done it before. I just need to learn more about primal beasts, and I'll be able to use their power...
Almeida: Hey, (Captain)! You're always fighting with primal beasts, right? Would you take me along with you?
And so Almeida, searching for a way to make the perfect weapon, joins the crew on their journey.
One day while aboard the Grandcypher, Io disturbs Almeida who is working.
Io: Hey! Almeida! How about you, me, and the crew go take a vacation?
Almeida: Take a vacation? Me?
Io: Yeah! It'd be fun to go with everyone! I just know it!
Almeida: Um... I appreciate the sentiment, but I have work here. You go have fun.
Io: What! If you don't take a breather once in a while, you're not gonna get any new ideas, you know?
Almeida: So you say, but I've never been on a vacation, and I don't mean to start now.
Almeida: But just so I know, what exactly do you do on a vacation anyways?
Io: Uh... We eat tasty food at beach stalls and have fun with everyone all while forgetting about work!
Choose: Let's go on a vacation!
Vyrn: Yeah! The more the merrier!
Almeida: Ahaha! (Captain), Vyrn, you two are really gung ho about this!
Choose: If you don't go, we cancel the trip...
Lyria: That would be so sad.
Almeida: Wait a sec! Why would you do that!
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Almeida: Well if you all insist, then I guess it couldn't hurt to give it a shot!
Io: Great! Pinky promise, okay?
Almeida: Cross my heart!
So begins the vacation starring Io and Almeida.
Days pass.
On the shores of Auguste, the crew rendezvous with Almeida.
On the shores of Auguste, the crew rendezvous with Almeida.
Lyria: Look! She's here!
Almeida: Hi, everybody! Sorry for the wait! Let's get this show started!
Io: But... Almeida, you don't have a swimsuit on.
Almeida: Is that a bad thing?
Io: Well... It's not bad, but it's also not different...
Almeida: Who cares! I feel most comfortable wearing this!
Vyrn: It just doesn't have the vacation vibe though.
Almeida: What the heck is a vacation vibe? What do you want from me?
Lyria: I know! How about you try on a swimsuit?
Almeida: A s-s-swimsuit!
Vyrn: Yeah! That would hit the vacation-vibe spot!
Io: I got this! Let's take you shopping for a suit right now!
Almeida: W-wait! I didn't agree to put on a swimsuit!
Io: Don't worry about it! It's not much skimpier than the clothes you're wearing now anyways!
Almeida: What? Really? Well...
The crew heads to a shop nearby to buy Almeida new attire.
There Io gives fervent directions on what Almeida should choose.
Io: Hm... This should do.
Almeida: Whaaat! H-h-how dare you! This is so perverted!
Io: Oh? Then how about this one?
Almeida: Aaah! A-a-absolutely not! How indecent!
Io: Oh geez. Keep this up and you're gonna be walking around naked.
Almeida: N-n-naked! But why...
Io: Yup, you heard me. Naked! You wouldn't want that, right? So how about this?
Almeida: O-o-okay... I'll let you pick...
After waiting for some time, Io finally emerges from the shop.
Io: Ladies and gentlemen! Feast your eyes on the brand new Almeida!
Almeida: Sorry... for keeping you all waiting...
Almeida comes out of the shop looking slightly defeated.
Vyrn: Wow!
Lyria: Ooh!
Almeida: Urgh! Why the faces!
Almeida: Do I really look that weird to everyone!
Vyrn: No way! It works really well for you!
Lyria: I think so too! You look great in a swimsuit!
Almeida: Wha?
Io: Ha! I chose that with her, so of course she looks great!
Almeida: I look great? Me?
Almeida: C-c-cute?
Almeida: (Captain), you creep! You big pervert!
Almeida: Y-you're so dirty-minded!
Choose: Can't wait to show the masked man!
Almeida: Bwaak! The m-m-masked man!
Almeida: W-w-why would you say that! Don't be such a weirdo!
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Almeida: Pant... Pant... I'm so t-tired...
Io: Hey! Let's get to the beach already!
With Almeida now also in a swimsuit, the entire crew set a course for the beach.
Io: Yay! What should we do for fun?
Lyria: Hmm... How about beach volleyball?
Vyrn: Haha! That sounds like fun!
Almeida: Erh... I don't feel right...
The gaze of some beachgoing tourists falls on the awkward Almeida.
Tourist 1: Whoa! That woman is hot!
Almeida: Ergh...
Tourist 2: Hey! Did ya see that? She looked at me!
Almeida: No... I didn't...
Tourist 3: All right! Let's invite her out!
Almeida: D-don't...
Tourist 1: Scuse me, little missy. Would you like to go grab a coffee?
Almeida: Perv...
Tourist 2: Hm? Did you say something? It's on us if you're down...
Almeida: W-who invites a complete stranger out so suddenly! You pervert!
Almeida: Aaahh!
Vyrn: Uh... Hey! Where ya going?
Almeida: This vacation is just a perv party!
Almeida runs like the wind while covering her face with both hands.
Io: Don't just leave! Almeida!
Vyrn: I got a bad feeling about this...
Lyria: Sigh... And I feel like we did something bad...
Io: Grr! I won't rest until Almeida has had the time of her life on this vacation!
Almeida is not able to enjoy her new outfit or her circumstances.
Will she ever be able to enjoy her vacation with the crew?