Scenario:Cagliostro - Cagliostro's Secret
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Cagliostro's Secret
By Cagliostro's wishes the party heads to a certain island. However, monsters block their path on the way there.
Cagliostro: S-say, (Captain). Can I ask you for a favor? Please!
Cagliostro appears unusually meek on this day.
Cagliostro: I just remembered...
Cagliostro: There's an island I'd like to stop by... Can we?
Vyrn: Watch out, (Captain)... She's definitely got some ulterior motive here.
Cagliostro: Tsk... Say that again, lizard!
Vyrn: Eep!
Cagliostro: A-anyway! I'm not plotting anything bad! Honest! Please!
Katalina: Well, we shouldn't turn her down without a good reason.
Lyria: Yup! It's only a small stop anyway. It's okay, right, (Captain)?
Cagliostro: Yay! Thanks! You're so nice, (Captain)!
Cagliostro: Unlike some lizard here...
Vyrn: If it's decided, then let's go!
Vyrn: (Captain)! We've gotta take out those monsters in our path!
Cagliostro's Secret: Scene 2
The party arrives at the village and finds imperial soldiers seeking research materials that Cagliostro may have left behind in her heyday. She shouts obscenities at the imperial soldiers, angering them and causing them to attack.
Lyria: Um... So this is the village Cagliostro talked about?
Cagliostro: Oh... I knew it... This was a huge mistake...
Cagliostro: What's going on with those soldiers?
The party arrives at the village only to be welcomed by the screams of Erste Empire soldiers.
Imperial Soldier: Do whatever it takes to find it! There's record of the founder staying here.
Imperial Soldier: The research documents that Cagliostro left behind should still be somewhere in this village!
Cagliostro: Sigh... I was only a little too late...
Cagliostro: So who are these soldiers? Was there some big ol' nation nearby?
Katalina: These are soldiers of the Erste Empire. I didn't think we'd meet them here... Let's leave before they—
Cagliostro: Hm? Erste? They're just a tiny kingdom with nothing but hillbillies! And they're called an empire? They're just a kingdom!
Vyrn: Shh! Keep it down! I don't know how it was during your time, but the empire's huge now!
Imperial Soldier: Hey, you! What did you say? We'll show no mercy to anyone who insults the Erste Empire!
Cagliostro: Humph... Bring it on, you stupid hacks.
Cagliostro: You're nothing but an eyesore! I'll show you how you're nothing but puny little idiots!
Cagliostro's Secret: Scene 3
Making trouble with her trusty partner, Ouroboros, Cagliostro is attacked by the imperial soldiers. However, their reckless assault only further stimulates Cagliostro's sadism.
Cagliostro: Hah! Is that the best you've got? Ouroboros says he wants more!
Imperial Soldier 1: Huh?
Katalina: This is surprising... I suppose your title as the founder of alchemy is no mere compliment.
Imperial Soldier 2: Don't get carried away, kid!
Lyria: Ah! Watch out! Cagliostro! Behind you!
Cagliostro: What?
Imperial Soldier 2: Heh... Don't take it personally... Blame yourself for insulting the Erste Empire...
Cagliostro: Heh... Hehehe...
Imperial Soldier 2: W-What? What's so funny!
Cagliostro: It doesn't hurt at all... Sorry, but my body's made of something special. Your puny attacks won't be anywhere close to fatal for me.
Imperial Soldier2: What!
Cagliostro: I've been alive for over a thousand years! Did you really think I'd have a normal body?
Cagliostro: I'll punish you dearly now for underestimating me. Prepare yourself!
Cagliostro's Secret: Scene 4
After chasing out the imperial soldiers from the village, the party goes to a nearby cave. Inside they find the research documents that the Erste Empire seeks—except those documents turn out to be Cagliostro's diary.
(Captain) and company manage to chase out the imperial soldiers occupying the village.
They come to a cave near the village as guided by Cagliostro.
Katalina: H-homunculus? I thought that was a legend...
Cagliostro: Well... You're half right... And half wrong!
Cagliostro: It's true that I make my bodies with alchemy, but the soul inside is, without a doubt, my very own.
Cagliostro: That's why I'm a bit different from a homunculus! Hehe! Surprised?
Vyrn: Um, I think you just completely lost us there...
Lyria: We're just glad you're okay, Cagliostro! Your wounds healed right away!
Katalina: I didn't know you kept switching bodies. So it wasn't a misunderstanding that the alchemist Cagliostro used to be a man...
Katalina: Ouch!
Cagliostro: Geez, get it into your head that Cagliostro's a cute girl now! Me, that is!
Cagliostro: If you want to talk about my old bodies, Ouroboros might have to chomp down on you! Teehee!
Cagliostro: Wait, never mind that... Yes! Here it is!
Vyrn: Hm? Is that book the supposed research documents the people from the empire were looking for?
Cagliostro: Yeah... They were probably after this...
Vyrn: Whoa! Why are you burning it? Isn't it supposed to be important?
Cagliostro: Nope. This is just my diary. A very... personal one.
Cagliostro: I don't know how they began to mistake it as some sort of research journal...
Cagliostro: The only thing here is my personal diary.
Cagliostro: That's why I can't let anyone see it at all costs!
Cagliostro: Sheesh... How dare they look at a maiden's diary! I'm actually a little angry now. Teehee.
Vyrn: What? Maiden's diary? Cagliostro, I thought you used to be a man...
Cagliostro: Ouroboros...
Vyrn: Aaah!
Satisfied with disposing of her secret diary, Cagliostro exits the cave happily.
The party catches a glimpse of the human side of Cagliostro and feels relieved in many ways.