Scenario:Chun-Li - Justice and Sweets
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Justice and Sweets
The crew, spent after chasing Vega, stops to buy some delicious crepes. As they are deciding what to get, two ruffians stop to talk to Chun-Li. The men get a little rowdy, putting the crew in a difficult position.
Chun-Li has joined with (Captain) and the crew to follow Vega's trail.
The crew makes a pit-stop in a small town, and takes the opportunity to enjoy the sights.
Chun-Li: It's nice to take some time to enjoy yourself from time to time.
Lyria: Absolutely! And Miss Chun-Li, if there's anything in particular that you would like to do, please don't hesitate to ask!
Chun-Li: Thank you! Well, I'm feeling a bit tired, so let's treat ourselves to something sweet to eat.
Lyria: What a good idea! Now what shall we have?
The crew goes into the town in search of a sweet snack.
Chun-Li: Ooh, over there! Let's check out that store!
Chun-Li points at a small crepe store and starts running toward it, looking every bit like a little school girl.
Chun-Li: Oh Em Gee! They look sooo yummy! (Captain), what are you going to have?
They look at the various crepes on display in the store window.
Chun-Li: Choco-banana with caramel sauce… Strawberry and custard… Ooh, and you can add ice cream to them!
(Captain), presented with such a wide array of flavors, can't decide what to go for.
Chun-Li: What's wrong, (Captain)? Oh, you must be one of those people who are bad with decisions.
Chun-Li: You need to learn how to be more decisive, or people will never take you seriously.
Lyria: B-but, that's not the case at all. I take (Captain) (om nom) very seriously.
Lyria: I'm sure (om nom) that (Captain) just takes (om nom) crepes more seriously than most.
Chun-Li: Tee hee! I'm sure you're right, Lyria.
As the crew are busy discussing crepes, two wild looking men appear before them.
Ruffian 1: Well, well, well. Looks like somebody's havin' fun!
Ruffian 2: Heh heh heh! You don' mind if we join you, do ya?
Chun-Li: I'm sorry, I'm afraid we don't have time to talk to the likes of you.
Ruffian 1: What! You'll regret talkin' to us like that, I guarantee!
Ruffian 2: Heh heh heh. It seems this town's forgotten its manners. Time to teach 'em a lesson!
The Ruffian kicked over the sign outside the crepe store.
Crepe Shop Owner: My siiiiiign!
Chun-Li: Oh dear, I guess you leave me no choice.
Chun-Li: (Captain), are you ready? Here we go!
Justice and Sweets: Scene 2
The townsfolk tell (Captain) and the others that the ruffians they had just met were part of a larger group that had appeared recently. As a police officer, Chun-Li is unable to let the ruffians get away, and so follows them to their hideout. The ruffians hope to scare the crew with the name of Shadaloo, but it just fires them up. Chun-Li, especially, now knows that they may have knowledge of Vega's whereabouts.
The ruffians come to the realization that they are no match for Chun-Li, and run away.
Chun-Li: Well, that ended more amicably than I'd expected.
Crepe Shop Owner: Thank you. I was worried they might destroy my store for a moment there.
Crepe Shop Owner: Oh, I know! I'll give you all a crepe on the house, as a thank you!
Lyria: Yay! Isn't that nice, (Captain)!
Chun-Li: Teehee. It was because of (Captain)'s indecision that all of this happened.
Crepe Shop Owner: Those dastards, they've been causing us all a lot of trouble lately.
Chun-Li: Do you mind starting from the beginning?
The crepe store owner tells Chun-Li more about the ruffians.
Chun-Li, (Captain) and the rest of the crew then make their way to the ruffians' hideout.
Chun-Li: Do you people enjoy making others' lives miserable?
Ruffian 1: …Huh? It's… you!
Chun-Li: Come now, there's no need to be unreasonable. Will you promise to stop terrorizing the townsfolk?
Ruffian 2: Shut up! You've got some nerve just waltzing into our hideout like this!
Chun-Li: You still have a chance to change your ways. It's never too late to repent, you know?
Ruffian 2: What? You came all this way just to say that?
Chun-Li: I'm sorry, but as a police officer I can't just let people like you carry on like this.
Ruffian 1: Ooh, police! Well, Mrs. Police Lady, I'd suggest leaving now if you want to live. Shadaloo never forgives, and never forgets.
Chun-Li: You're… Shadaloo?
Ruffian 1: Heh heh heh, can't you see the logo on our bags? If you know what's good for ya, you'll turn around and leave right away!
Chun-Li: …
Ruffian 2: Look at that, she's shaking, must be scared!
Chun-Li: Not quite. In fact, I couldn't be more happy.
Chun-Li: I think we've had enough small talk, let's get down to business.
Chun-Li calmly approaches the ruffians with a wild look in her eye.
Ruffian 2: Hey, we're bein' serious!
Ruffian 1: Heh heh heh! And you lot! Don't think we've forgotten about you! Once we're done with her, you're next!
Chun-Li: It's OK, they'll be joining me in taking you down.
Chun-Li: I mean… I'm sorry, (Captain), I didn't mean to speak for you like that.
Vyrn: Heheh! Don't worry about it! I think we're all on the same page!
Justice and Sweets: Scene 3
Chun-Li teaches the the ruffians a lesson. It turns out they were just using the Shadaloo name to sound more threatening, a fact Chun-Li had been aware of from the start. The ruffians seem to take Chun-Li's words to heart. After seeing them off, the crew returns to town, and to the crepe store. The crew are surprised by the change in character Chun-Li undergoes when she's near sweet food.
Realizing they would have no chance against her in a one-on-one fight, the ruffians attempt to flank Chun-Li.
Vyrn: (Captain), over there! Chun-Li is in trouble!
In the blink of an eye, Chun-Li ducks down, and, with a look of glee on her face performs a flawless spinning kick.
Chun-Li: ?Spinning Bird Kick!
Chun-Li sends the attacking ruffians flying.
She then walks over to them as they whimper on the floor.
Chun-Li: Now, tell me everything you know about Shadaloo.
Ruffian 1: N-no! P-please don't hurt us!
Ruffian 2: Stop! No more! We're not Shadaloo, we've never even met anyone who works for them!
Chun-Li: There's no use in lying. Your names came up several times in my investigations.
Chun-Li: Now, shall we continue this at the station?
Ruffian 1: B-but, we're telling the truth! We don't know anything about Shadaloo!
Ruffian 2: Please, we're just a couple of low-life thugs!
Chun-Li listens to the pathetic pleas of the ruffians, and lets out a small sigh.
Chun-Li: Ugh, what a bunch of idiots. I never thought you were actually members of Shadaloo.
Ruffian 1: What? R-really?
Ruffian 2: Y-you mean you believe us?
Chun-Li: Yes. I mean, look at you, there's no way Shadaloo would let weaklings like you join.
Chun-Li: Now if you want to avoid doing serious jail time, I suggest vacating this hideout as soon as possible.
Ruffian 1: We will, as soon as you leave, we're gone!
Chun-Li: And you need to apologize to the townsfolk, and find yourselves respectable jobs.
Chun-Li calms down, and politely chides the ruffians.
Ruffian 2: We're sorry. We didn't realize how much trouble we were causing.
Chun-Li: OK, that's enough.
Chun-Li: I think you've learned now not to use the name of Shadaloo so lightly.
And so Chun-Li has helped the townsfolk get rid of the ruffians who were terrorizing them.
The crew, now satisfied that the ruffians wouldn't cause any more trouble, return to the town.
Vyrn: Seeing you in action, Chun-Li, I could really imagine you being a detective!
Lyria: You're right! She was so cool in there!
Chun-Li: Oh, thank you. I'm not sure I agree with you, but I'm always happy to receive compliments.
Chun-Li: Ah!
Once the crepe store from earlier came into view, Chun-Li starts running toward it.
Lyria: W-wait, Chun-Li!
Chun-Li: Teehee! All that hard work has got me hungry for something sweet!
Vyrn: I've never seen anyone go from hard and scary to soft and giggly so quickly! Which one is the real Chun-Li, I wonder?
Lyria: Hmm, I guess they're just different sides of the real Chun-Li!
Vyrn: Huh? What's that supposed to mean?
Lyria: Heehee. Come on, let's catch up!
Vyrn: Ugh, I guess we probably should.
Chun-Li is a woman of two sides: the hardened defender of justice, and the adorable lover of candy.
Her journey with (Captain) and the crew of the Grandcypher has just begun.