Scenario:Clarisse - Carefree Bomber Girl
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Carefree Bomber Girl
An energetic girl named Clarisse helps the crew with a monster-hunting mission. While they celebrate their victory, she hears about the crew's journey and tells (Captain) she wants to join.
Vyrn: Ugh... I wonder how long our backup plans to keep us waiting.
Lyria: They should have been here by now. I wonder if they got lost.
The crew has undertaken a mission to hunt down monsters running rampant in the mountains of a certain island.
But they've heard that there are too many monsters to handle alone, so they've arranged to meet with some backup before proceeding.
Vyrn: I'm getting sick of waiting... Why don't we just move on already?
Lyria: Huh? Who's that behind you?
???: Who in the world could it be?
???: Well? Who do you think I am? Tee-hee...
Lyria: Um, excuse me... Who are you, really?
Clarisse: Fine... I guess I'll give it away. I'm Clarisse, the adorable alchemy prodigy! Yay!
???: Whoa now! If you were any crabbier, you'd have claws! Are you just at that age?
Lyria: Um... Who might you be?
???: Whoops! Sorry! I guess I should just introduce myself.
Clarisse: I'm Clarisse, the adorable alchemy prodigy! Yay!
Vyrn: I feel dumb even asking this... but are you our backup for this mission, little girl?
Clarisse: Sure am! Who did you think would show up?
Vyrn: Well... maybe someone who looks a little stronger for starters.
Clarisse: Oh. I suppose I do look like a run-of-the-mill sweetie pie at first glance.
Lyria: Um... Are you our only backup then?
Clarisse: Yep! And it's a good thing too, because two or three people like me would be way too annoying!
Vyrn: (I wonder if she knows how annoying she is all on her own...)
Clarisse: Well, all hands are accounted for, so let's do some hunting! Um...
Lyria: Oh! I'm Lyria, and this is Vyrn.
Lyria: And this is (Captain), the captain of our crew.
Clarisse: Okay! I know I was late, so I'll try to make up for lost time!
Vyrn: Hey! Slow down! We're going too, y'know! Hurry, (Captain)!
Clarisse: Ha-ha! Oh my! There are so many of them!
Lyria: And they all look so strong!
Vyrn: What should we do? There are even more than we thought... Maybe we should regroup...
Clarisse: It's all good! Just try to stay out of the way of my fireworks!
Vyrn: Huh? What do you mea—
Vyrn: Whoa... What the heck was that?
Clarisse: Double boom!
Lyria: Huh? Where'd all the monsters go?
Clarisse: Aw yeah! Now I'm fired up! Let's go pop some more of these critters.
Using a mysterious technique, Clarisse blows the monsters away one after another.
Before long there are no signs of monsters anywhere.
Clarisse: All right! Does that just about do it?
Vyrn: Hey! There's hardly anything left of the mountain either!
Lyria: Uh-oh... We might get in trouble for this later...
Clarisse: We'll be fine. I already cleared it with the client!
Clarisse: As a matter of fact, the client plans to develop this land, so clearing the way was part of my mission.
Clarisse: Oh! Straggler sighted!
Clarisse: Let's wrap up our mission and go party! Sound good, (Captain)?
Vyrn: Hey! Great. She ran off on her own again.
Lyria: We should go help her! Come on, (Captain)!
Lyria: If we don't stop her from getting carried away, who knows what could happen!
Clarisse: Well done, everyone!
Vyrn: Ugh... This girl's such a pain...
With the mission complete, Clarisse practically forces the crew to raise a toast with her in celebration.
Clarisse: You know what? I think fate brings people together on missions.
Clarisse: So I always celebrate with my team once the job is done, even if it's just by having tea.
Lyria: Really? That sounds like fun!
Clarisse: It is! And it gives you a chance to hear the most interesting stories from the most incredible people!
Clarisse: I grew up in a pretty isolated home, so I like hearing about lots of new things!
Vyrn: So... What did you do to take down all those monsters exactly?
Clarisse: Oh, that? I just used a little alchemy... though I suppose mine is somewhat unorthodox.
Clarisse: Yep! But I can't do it exactly right, to be totally honest.
Clarisse: Whenever I try, the alchemical transmutation comes to a halt at some point in the middle, while the substance in question is still unstable.
Clarisse: But substances can't stay in an unstable state for long... They eventually explode.
Clarisse: Sorry! Sorry! I don't want to bore you with all the gory details!
Lyria: Um... It's not boring, but it is a little hard to understand.
Clarisse: I hear that! It was all gibberish to me at first too.
Clarisse: My ancestor was actually the sister of the Matriarch—the founder of alchemy—so I was brought up as an alchemist.
Clarisse: But even though they were blessed with the founder of alchemy, that house—
Clarisse: Actually, never mind all that! It's way too dark!
Clarisse: Now it's my turn to ask questions! Why are you all traveling?
Vyrn: We're going to the Island of the Astrals!
Clarisse: The Island of the Astrals?
(Captain) and company tell Clarisse about their journey, though they avoid mentioning that the empire is after them.
Clarisse: Wow! That is so interesting! It really is! Can I go with you?
Vyrn: Huh? Where did that come from all of a sudden?
Lyria: And why would you want to travel with us?
Clarisse: Well... I do have my reasons...
Clarisse: I'm actually looking for someone... Or well, my family wants me to hunt someone down.
Clarisse: But it's a bit of a pain, so I figure it's no big deal...
Vyrn: No big deal? Are you really sure about that?
Clarisse: It'll be fine! Please... you've just got to bring me with you!
Clarisse: Yay! You're the best, (Captain)!
Clarisse: Conditions? I sure hope it's nothing too annoying...
Vyrn: I think the captain wants you to finish what you set out to do too.
Clarisse: I see... I guess I'll do my best with that too then!
Clarisse: I'll make sure you're glad to have an adorable alchemy prodigy like me along!
Thus the alchemist Clarisse is welcomed into the crew by (Captain) and company.
But they'll continue to find it almost impossible to keep up with her pace.