Scenario:Elize Lutus - Teepo Versus Vyrn
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Teepo Versus Vyrn
Vyrn seems ill at ease with the talking toy known as Teepo—a situation Teepo responds to by calling Vyrn a weirdo lizard. This battle of words and wits quickly devolves into an argument about which of them is cuter.
Teepo: You're making me blush with all this staring!
Vyrn: I'm not staring! And even if I am, how can I help it when you're so weird?
Teepo: Who are you calling weird?!
Elize: Teepo is not weird!
Teepo: If anyone is weird here, it's you, weirdo lizard!
Vyrn: How dare you! I'm not a lizard! And I'm not weird!
Teepo: What's weird is that you get so defensive about it!
Vyrn: No, what's weird is... Okay, maybe that last bit is slightly accurate.
Elize: Teepo is very reliable.
Teepo: I sure am!
Vyrn: Dang it, this is two-on-one! It isn't fair!
Katalina: Calm down, Vyrn.
Vyrn: But I feel like I need to say something back!
Elize: (Captain)? Lyria? Katalina? You all seem to get along with Vyrn.
Katalina: It sounds embarrassing when you say it out loud, but yeah, I suppose he's a friend. Plus he's kinda cute.
Elize: But Teepo is cute too!
Katalina: He is?
Teepo: I sure am!
Katalina: I'm not going to pretend I completely understand any of this, but, uh, sure. I suppose he's...cute?
Elize: She said you're cute, Teepo!
Teepo: Yes! I did it! I beat Vyrn!
Vyrn: Beat me at what? When were we in a competition? I don't remember losing!
Elize: I also think Vyrn is cute. But there's no doubt that Teepo is the cutest.
Vyrn: Naaaah, I'm not really cute.
Teepo: Then you admit defeat? Ha! Victory is mine!
Vyrn: What are you talking about! I haven't lost at anything!
Katalina: Good grief, Vyrn! You're in too deep...
Teepo Versus Vyrn: Scene 2
The wordy battle of Elize and Teepo versus Vyrn continues apace. As both insist that they are not only cute, but also strong and reliable, monsters arrive on the city's outskirts. Desperate to prove their worth, all of them rush to the scene.
After Elize insisted that Teepo was the cutest, Teepo decides to continue agitating an increasingly heated Vyrn.
Teepo: I'm Elly's best friend and we're aaaaalways together!
Vyrn: So what? (Captain) and me are the same! We're partners! Together forever!
Elize: Teepo's not just cute—he's also super strong and reliable!
Vyrn: Hmph! I'm pretty reliable myself! Right, (Captain)?
Lyria: Shouldn't we stop them?
Katalina: Eh, it's not like anyone is getting hurt. I think it's kind of cute.
Elize: You're pretty good at this, Vyrn.
Teepo: You sure do love to run your mouth, don't you?!
Vyrn: Oh, that's rich, coming from you!
As this heated, yet somehow peaceful exchange of retorts continues to unfold...
Suddenly, a scream followed by sounds of commotion are heard nearby.
Vyrn: Ack! What's going on!
Townsperson: Aaaahh! Monsters!
Katalina: Did you hear that? We need to take them out!
Elize: Let's go, Teepo!
Teepo: I'll show 'em what I'm made of!
Katalina: Hold on! Don't run ahead!
Vyrn: Dang it, we can't let ourselves fall behind. Let's move, (Captain)!
Teepo Versus Vyrn: Scene 3
Despite disposing of the monsters without incident, Elize and Teepo are scolded by Katalina for jumping into danger on their own, even though she's pleased that everyone is safe. However, the previous argument soon rears its head once again when Teepo asks (Captain) to decide if he's on Team Teepo or Team Vyrn.
The party handily disposes of the monsters that infiltrated the city.
Elize: We did it!
Teepo: You saved the day, Elly! You're a hero!
Elize: So are you, Teepo.
Teepo: Don't I know it!
Katalina: Now I understand how strong and reliable you two actually are.
Katalina: Though I can't say I approve of how excited you seemed when the monsters appeared.
Teepo: We didn't mean it like that!
Elize: I'm sorry.
Teepo: It's my fault! Please don't blame Elly!
Katalina: I'm not blaming anyone.
Katalina smiles warmly and stretches out her hand, gently ruffling Elize's hair.
Katalina: Anyway, are you two both alright?
Elize: We're both okay, thank you.
Katalina: Good. And it seems like the townspeople were unharmed as well.
Katalina: It's all thanks to you, Elize. And you, Teepo.
Elize: Th-Thank you!
Teepo: Yaaaay! Katalina was nice to us!
Vyrn: Sheesh. You've sure got a way with kids, Katalina.
Lyria: Heh. Well, I suppose that settles that.
As the party exchanges smiles and sighs of relief, Elize runs towards them.
Elize: Did you see Teepo working his magic out there, (Captain)?
Teepo: Wasn't Elly super cool too?
Teepo: Hee hee! So, (Captain), are you ready to give up on Team Vyrn and join Team Teepo?
Vyrn: For the love of...
Elize: Well, (Captain)?
Choose: I'm all about Team Teepo.
Vyrn: What! You can't mean that, (Captain)!
Elize: Really? Yay! You did it, Teepo!
Teepo: Yes! I knew (Captain) would understand!
Vyrn: Argh! What's happening?! Why is Teepo eating (Captain)?!
Lyria: Gya! It's chomping on (Captain)'s head!
Elize: That's how Teepo shows affection.
Vyrn: Stop it! Let go of (Captain)!
Choose: I'm gonna stick with Vyrn.
Teepo: That's mean, (Captain)! You're a dumb jerk! Or derk, for short.
Vyrn: Um, I don't know what you mean by sticking with me, but I'll take it. (Captain) is my partner, buster!
Lyria: Ha ha! I don't think I've ever seen Vyrn so happy.
Teepo: Curses! I refuse to lose!
Elize: That's right, Teepo! Never give up!Continue 1
Katalina: We may have just crossed the line between being lively and making a scene.
Teepo and Vyrn's grueling battle doesn't seem ready to end anytime soon.
But there's no doubt the presence of Elize and Teepo is making the party's journey much more lively...