Scenario:Farrah and Lowain - Cook-off for Katalina

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Cook-off for Katalina

Farrah and Lowain are assigned to kitchen duty and not working well together, botching dish after dish. An infuriated Farrah kicks Lowain out of the kitchen. Vyrn discovers that they're actually fighting over Katalina. When Farrah despairs over the failure of yet another dish, Lowain swoops back in to save the day. When all is said and done, Farrah sees Lowain in a different light... but only slightly.



Farrah: Hey! Where did the onions I put here go?
Lowain: Nyahaha! I chopped 'em and threw 'em in the pot already! I don't wanna see any onion tears from you on my watch.
Farrah: Quiet you! Stop fooling around! I can't have ingredients disappearing on me.
Lowain: Gotcha! Anyway, can you pass the salt, Farrah? You were just using it, right?
Farrah: Hmm? I just used it all up. What do you need salt for?
Lowain: What! Oh man, we are so screwed... Today's main dish is gonna have no flavor.
It's another fine day on the Grandcypher, and Farrah and Lowain are on kitchen duty.
They just seem to keep getting in each other's way, however.
Farrah: Hey! Why is this burner off? This dish needs to be simmered steadily until it's done!
Lowain: Geez, relax. It gets lumpy if you keep it on the heat too long.
Farrah: That's why I let it cool once already! If you do it twice, it ruins the flavor!
Lowain: No way. For real? Mamma mia, will we have this ready in time for dinner?
Elsam: Gyahaha! Someone forgot to put in the pickles and chili. Some teamwork this is, dudes.
Tomoi: Right? And they're both supposed to be great cooks. The world's just too small for the two of 'em.
Lowain: Whoa, slow down now. Like, stop standing there and give us a hand already!
Elsam: No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. We wanna help, but with you two all over the place, we'd just get in the way.
Lowain: Uh-huh. Well we'd both be less salty if you'd make yourselves useful an' go score some actual salt from the storeroom.
Tomoi: Sure thing, bro. Hey... Dude, behind you!
Lowain: Wagh!
Farrah: Look what you did to the stew! Lowain, this is all your fault!
Lowain: Sorry... Oh man, I really brewed the pooch this time.
Farrah: This is unforgivable! You're fired, Lowain! I'll do this alone!
Lowain: Whut? You can't cook enough for a whole crew by yourself.
Farrah: I don't want to hear it! Get out, get out!
Lowain: Aw, shucks...
Farrah chases Lowain out of the kitchen.
Elsam: Gyahaha! Lowain getting laid off means it's our chance to make dinner now!
Tomoi: Sweet! So what now, Farrah? I know, let's start over with the stew!
Farrah: You're all fired! Every one of you! Out!
Elsam and Tomoi: Figures...
Farrah: Sigh... I'll start by chopping some more vegetables. Next is...
Vyrn: Hey, what happened? Lowain and his bros are sitting outside like a box of abandoned puppies.
Farrah: I have more important things to worry about, Vyrn. Namely tonight's dinner! Thanks to Lowain, I'm running out of time!
Vyrn: Haha! You two really don't get along. What did he do this time?
Farrah: Umm, well... It was just an accident, but...
Vyrn: I know he can be weird sometimes. But he does take some things seriously.
Farrah: ...
Farrah: I won't argue with that... It's true I'm a bit irritated right now...
Farrah: I'm panicking a bit, honestly. He might not look it, but Lowain's really good in the kitchen. His meals are delicious and nutritious.
Farrah: He goes so far as to tailor the flavor of each plate to the individual crew member's tastes. But that's precisely the problem...
Vyrn: Hmm? How is that a problem?
Farrah: The other day, even Katalina was singing Lowain's praises. I feel like he's going to take my place...
Farrah: But I should be the one to cook for Katalina! I'll never give that honor up to Lowain!
Vyrn: Ahh... So that's what you were fighting over.
Yeesh, it must be tough for Katalina to be so popular.
Farrah: But enough of that! Time to get back into cooking mode! I've gotta get this done before dinner!
Vyrn: You go, Farrah! Hey, do you smell that?
Farrah: Hmm? Now that you mention it, something smells like it's burning...
Farrah: Aiiieee! What have I done! I was in the middle of roasting the meat!
Vyrn: Wow... It's pretty much charcoal now.
Farrah: Sob... I don't know if I can recover from this...
Vyrn: Umm... So what about dinner?
Farrah: I'm... so sorry... I'll have to apologize to everyone...
Lowain: Lowain to the rescue!
Farrah: Lowain... What are you three doing here?
Elsam: Yooo! If there's a damsel in distress, Team Lowain will be there in a flash!
Tomoi: Yooo! Dude, you were totally just pouting outside the door.
Lowain: All right, I'm all revved up and ready to go! Elsam, cut off the burnt part of the meat. Tomoi, I need you to beat those eggs up good!
Lowain: As for me, it's time to unleash the secret technique passed down from my master... Double frying pans, let's do this!
The Trio: Wahey!
Farrah: This just might work... Lowain, don't count me out just yet!
The dishes for the night's dinner line up across the counters as Team Lowain and Farrah exercise their culinary talents to the fullest...
They manage to finish on time and breathe a loud sigh of relief.
Lowain: Nyahaha! How about that, Vyrn! Smells good, doesn't it?
Vyrn: That was super impressive! I can't believe you did all this in a rush!
Farrah: ...
Elsam: Heck yeah! Hey, Farrah... Is everything okay? Don't tell me you've fallen for me!
Tomoi: No way, man. In your dreams. I'm the one she's fallen for, right, Farrah?
Farrah: I'm so sorry for firing you earlier... I was actually ready to toss you overboard.
Lowain: Eh? Aww, c'mon now. Forgive and forget, right? Maybe I asked for it a li'l bit too.
Elsam: (Dude... Forget kitchen duty... We're lucky we're not at the bottom of the sky right now!)
Tomoi: (Yeah, dude. I can feel the wind in my hair just thinkin' about it.)
Lowain: All's well that ends well, I guess... But now I get to treat Kathy to my cooking!
Farrah: Grr... Oh no you don't! I hereby forbid you from going anywhere near Katalina!
Lowain: What, no way! That's no fair, Farrah! You're evil!
Farrah: Call me what you want. I'm thankful for your help today, but you and Katalina aren't meant for each other.
Lowain: But, Farrah, isn't that what love is all about?
Farrah: Excuse me?
Lowain: There's just something about Kathy. Something I'm missing that draws me to her. Her brains... Her class... Somethin' like that.
Lowain: Hehe... So I think it's fine if we're not a perfect match just yet. You'll understand when you're older.
Farrah: ...
Tomoi: Heh. Lowain's really makin' it sound grand.
Elsam: Gyahaha! Wasn't it just love at first sight?
The Trio: Totally hot.
Lowain: Wahahaha! Gimme a break, you two! Just when I was being totally cool!
Vyrn: Whoa... These guys are as weird as ever...
Farrah: That's for sure. The order to keep away from Katalina stands.
Just as Farrah is about to revise her opinion of the Lowain bros, they confirm that they're just a bunch of weirdos after all.
Secretly, however, Farrah decides that their culinary skills and reliability under pressure may be worth emulating.