Scenario:Hazen - Fistful of Love
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Fistful of Love
Our heroes found themselves on a small island in the middle of nowhere. Smack dab in the middle of the miasma sat a priest, fishing without a care in the world. (Captain) joined with the priest, taking their stand against the monsters in hopes of dispelling the miasma once and for all.
Sensing a strange miasma, (Captain)’s party touched down on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere.
The miasma had completely robbed the people of the island of their vim and vigor, day after hopeless day...
Vyrn: Damn...the miasma’s ruining the whole island.
Lyria: Over there! I can feel the monsters in the stream ahead...
Vyrn: All right! Let’s go! We’re not gonna stand by when there’s monsters around. Right, (Captain)?!
Hazen: Hrm...they’re just not biting. Perhaps they don’t like worms?
Vyrn: Whoa! Look, (Captain)! That guy’s fishing! In this!
Vyrn: Hey! What the hell d’you think you’re doing?! It’s dangerous out here!
Hazen: Whew, you gave me a fright...never thought I’d see a talking lizard! How d’you do!
Hazen: Hazen’s the name. I’m but a humble priest. I’m on a journey to offer comfort to those who need it most.
Vyrn: Hrm...well we’re a Skyfaring Order...our leader here goes by?
Vyrn: Hold up!
Now is NOT the time!The introductions can wait for later!
Vyrn: Hey, old man! Fishing in a place like this...what the hell are you up to, exactly?
Oh, yes!Quite the miasma we’re having.
Vyrn: Wow... You've got some guts...
Hazen: Well I don’t know about all that.
I am a priest, after all!This is really nothing!
Vyrn: Er...I...I didn’t mean it as a compliment!
Hazen: I must say it is causing the people of this island quite a bit of trouble.
Hazen: The monsters in the stream are behind it. I thought I might be able to lure them with a fishing pole...like this...
Vyrn: Forget it! How the hell do you expect to catch monsters with a fishing pole, dummy?!
Hazen: Do you think so? Hm...perhaps bigger bait would do the trick?
Vyrn: I can’t even...(Captain). I think this priest might be a little soft in the head.
Lyria: Please, Hazen! Do you think you could leave the monsters to (Captain) and me?
Hazen: I think not! What kind of man would I be to leave children in the hands of monsters?!
Who the hell are you calling children?!Just watch! Well send them running back to their monster mommies!
Vyrn: Let’s go! (Captain)! We’re gonna show that stupid priest what’s what!
With a spectacular display of teamwork, (Captain) and company take care of the monsters in the stream.
Fit to be tied, Hazen clenches one of his mighty fists.
Hazen: Yes, I can see now. You’re quite the formidable bunch...but still!
Vyrn: Hey, now...we took care of the monsters. What’re you so mad for?
Hazen: You decided to throw yourselves into danger, heedless of your elder’s advice! Such behavior is not to be encouraged!
Lyria: Sigh...well I can’t say you’re wrong.
Hazen: Pride comes before the fall...I do hope you understand that, at least.
Hazen: What’s more...it seems perhaps that the disappearance of the miasma has made the other monsters more fearless.
Hazen: Very well. I’ll take care of them. Get yourselves to safety.Understood?
Vyrn: Get ‘em, dude! I take back what I said! He’s really kicking some ass!
Vyrn: Over there! Move! But he’s knocking them out. With his fists. Does that seem very, uh, priestly to you?
Hazen: Phew...that takes care of most of them.
Vyrn: This is incredible! Dude! You don’t look like much, but damn...
Vyrn: Urk?! Ow...what the hell was that for?!
Hazen: Maybe that’ll clear some of the wax out of your ears! What did I say?
Lyria: You, um...you told us to get to safety...
Vyrn: Still, though...you didn’t have to punch me!
Hazen: It was only an affectionate tap! Maybe that’ll teach you to mind your elders.
Choose: Are you that worried?
Hazen: Worried? Indeed I am.
But I've just had the most marvelous idea!You did say you were Skyfarers, didn’t you?
Choose: Can’t make any promises
Hazen: I was afraid you would say that.Continue 1
But I've just had the most marvelous idea!You did say you were skyfarers, didn’t you?
Hazen: I should join you on your journey.
Yes, yes. A great idea, if I do say so myself.That should keep you out of trouble, eh?
Vyrn: Say what?! Pump the brakes, man! Wait, (Captain). What d’you mean, “welcome aboard...?"
Vyrn: Just...just don’t punch me anymore, okay...?
Hazen: Aha! That all depends on how careful you are!
Lyria: Promise! I-I’ll be good, I swear!
Hazen: Good. Thanks to you, this town’s finally got something to wake up to in the morning...shall we be going?
(Captain) and company set off once again with their new companion, Hazen the Wind Priest.