Scenario:Lamretta - In the Middle of a Feast
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In the Middle of a Feast
As the crew carries the sleeping Lamretta back to the ship, she wakes up on Rackam's back. While she apologizes for the trouble she caused, monsters attack the crew.
(Captain) and company look after Lamretta after she drinks just a bit too much.
The night is half over, and Rackam carries Lamretta on his back as the crew heads for the ship.
Lamretta: Huh... Where am I?
Rackam: Evening, Ms. Lamretta! You finally awake?
Lamretta: Racky... What happened to me?
Vyrn: Trouble, that's what! You don't remember anything?
Lamretta: How embarrassing...
Lyria: Now, now. At least no one got hurt.
Lamretta: Let's see... I remember having a good time partying with all of you, and then...
Lamretta: Ugh! My head! Feels like it's gonna burst...
Katalina: Are you all right? Here, drink some water.
Lamretta: Gulp... Gulp... Thank you.
Lamretta: Oh, Racky! You don't have to carry me anymore! I'm fine now!
Rackam: You sure? You're still a little green!
Lamretta: I'm fine! You've done more than enough!
Lamretta struggles off of Rackam's back and onto her feet.
She then promptly falls to her knees and grovels before the crew.
Lamretta: I'm so sorry! Forgive me!
Lamretta: Partying with all of you was so nice, but... but I...
Katalina: What? Lamretta, please! You don't need to grovel like that!
Lamretta: But this is the only way I can express—
Rackam: No. There's no need for that.
Lamretta: Ugh... Oh, thank you. All of you! Urp!
Lamretta: Pant... Maybe I shouldn't have bent over. It feels like I might... um...
Rackam: Whoa, wait! We get it, so stand up already!
Lamretta: Oof... I can't...
Lamretta: This must be my punishment. Divine punishment to make me consider my sins.
Katalina: Huh? Lamretta, get over here! Now!
Lamretta: No! I don't deserve your kindness, Katalina! You've spoiled me enough already!
Rackam: No, Lamretta! Behind you! Look behind you!
Lamretta: Huh? Behind—whaa!
Lamretta: Th-thank you!
Katalina: Tch... We're surrounded! Divide and conquer!
Rackam: Come on, (Captain)! Let's get them!
In the Middle of a Feast: Scene 2
The crew escapes the monsters and takes shelter in a nearby home. The man living there gives them a drink that incapacitates the adults in the crew—except Lamretta. She stands to fight just as the crew is surrounded by ruffians.
(Captain) and company break through the encroaching circle of monsters.
They try to take refuge in a nearby house.
Vyrn: Hey! Anybody home? Let us in!
Katalina: Please! We mean you no harm! We're being attacked by monsters!
The door slowly cracks open.
Wary Man: Huh? What do you want?
Lamretta: Pant... Pant... See for yourself.
Lyria: Please help us! We're in deep trouble.
Wary Man: I see. Well, I suppose I've been in trouble myself before. Come on in.
Just then Rackam and (Captain) catch up to the rest of the group.
Rackam: Hang on! Don't forget about me and (Captain).
Wary Man: Hmm... There are more of you? Fine. Come in.
The crew takes shelter in the man's home.
The man offers the crew hot drinks to warm up with after running around in the chilly night.
Lamretta: Thank ya much for the hospitality!
Rackam: Hold it, Lamretta!
Lamretta: Gulp... Gulp... Yum.
Lamretta: Oh, I feel all warm and fuzzy.
Rackam: You really should show a little restraint.
Wary Man: Come on, son. I'd say hesitating to take what a host offers is ruder.
The man takes a sip of the same beverage he offered to the crew.
Rackam: I guess you're right. Sorry.
The adults take a swig.
Its mellow, fruity flavor encourages them to keep drinking.
Katalina: All right... It's starting to get light outside, so I think we should get going.
Katalina tries to stand up, but she collapses to the floor.
Rackam: Come on, what are you doing?
Rackam pokes fun at Katalina, but he fails to find his footing as well.
Katalina: What the? What's going on?
Wary Man: Heh-heh... Don't worry, it's sedative-free, but I did make it on the strong side.
Ruffians suddenly appear out of the back room.
Ruffian: Heh-heh. Good stuff, huh? Goes down smooth but still packs a punch!
Katalina: Ugh... This is nothing I can't handle...
Wary Man: Oho! Still trying to move, are you?
Rackam: Tch... How could I have fallen for this?
Ruffian: Heh. Don't waste your time. It's too late to fight it now.
Ruffian: Heh-heh... This is the end for you.
Lamretta: Oh, really?
Lamretta stands before the ruffians.
Ruffian: Huh? Who are you kiddin'? You drank more than anyone!
Lamretta: Heehee... Is that all you got?
Lamretta: You thought your watered-down soft drink would even slow me down?
Ruffian: Shut up! We'll just start by incapacitating you the painful way!
The ruffian's bellowing rouses Vyrn, Lyria, and (Captain).
Hey, what's the big fuss?
Hey, what's the big fuss?
Lyria: Mmm... Lamretta?
Lamretta: Now it's my turn to protect my friends!
Lamretta: Come on! Let's party!
In the Middle of a Feast: Scene 3
Lamretta saves the crew, but they worry about the effects of her excessive partying on her health. Rackam and Katalina accompany her to a tavern to keep an eye on her, but they can't keep up, and Lamretta shows no sign of changing her ways.
Lamretta saves the crew, and they all return safely to the airship.
Lamretta: Nyahaha... Sometimes my old love of wine can come in handy!
Rackam: Yeah, but you really could stand to drink a little less.
Lamretta: Hmm... You think so?
Katalina: I do. I'm worried about your health.
Lamretta: If you're that concerned, why don't you try keeping tabs on me?
Lamretta: Aha! I just got a great idea!
Lamretta breaks into a happy grin.
A few days later, Rackam and Katalina are drinking with Lamretta.
Lamretta: Nyahaha! You two are such lightweights.
Rackam: Uh, no. You just have a crazy high tolerance...
Katalina: My apologies, but I think I'm done for the night.
Rackam and Katalina agreed to join Lamretta for a night of drinks to curb her intake.
But they can't keep up with her long enough to do so.
Lamretta: Oh well. I suppose I'll let you off the hook, Katalina.
Katalina: Phew... Thank you.
Lamretta: So I'll see you here at the same time tomorrow!
Rackam: You're joking, right?
Katalina: Ahem... I actually have plans tomorrow, so you'll have to excuse me.
Rackam: Hey, wait! You can't just run away! That's not fair!
Lamretta: Oh? You're not done yet, right, Racky?
Rackam: Of course not! I can handle a bit more.
Having said that though, Rackam manages to slip away when she's not looking.
Lamretta: Heeheehee. You really are a nice guy, Rackam.
Lamretta: If only you could handle your drink a little better—
Lamretta: Huh? Rackam? Where are you? Hellooo?
Lamretta converses with her large bottle of spirits for quite some time after that.
Will she ever learn to drink less? God only knows.