Scenario:Lamretta and Lamretta - Why Four Art Thou, Lamretta

Why Four Art Thou, Lamretta?

Lamretta, Lamretta, Lamretta, and Lamretta have a fun-filled party, while (Captain) and others look on in amusement.

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Lamretta: Cheers!

Lamretta: Thanks for showing up today, everyone!

Lammy: Of course! Nothin' better than enjoying a night with good friends and good drinks!

Rammy: You're not going home early this time, right? This party's just getting started!

Red: I think... I'm just... about done...

Rammy: Whoa, check out this party animal over here!

Lamretta: Haha, now things are getting fun!

Rammy: Hold on, are you going to just let her go off on her own?

Lamretta: Sure am! Sometimes you just gotta call it a night!

Lammy: Mmhm, best to get out early before you regret it!

Red: Huff... Wheeze... I think I'll... be okay...

Rammy: You sure? Don't overdo it, dear! You're not as young as you used to be!

Lamretta: Forget the details! Let's party!

Lammy: To forgetting bad memories!

Rammy: What did I just say, you two?

Red: Urk... Don't worry about me... You guys... keep going...

Rammy: Hmm... You sure you're okay, dear?

Lammy: So how've things been lately, Lamretta? You digging the new workplace?

Lamretta: Heheheh, best joint I've ever worked at!

Lammy: Wow, really? That's unexpected.

Lamretta: Heheh, Cap'n (Captain), Cat-alina, and Rack'em are the best bosses I've ever had!

Lamretta: Hee hee, everyone else on the ship's so nice, too!

Rammy: Now that you mention it, you've lasted longer there than anywhere else!

Lammy: Wahoo! Now there's a cause worthy of celebration!

Lamretta: Yup! I'm just gonna do my best to stick around until Cap'n (Captain) gets sick of me!

Lammy: Heheh, how could anyone not want to keep a charmer like you around, Lamretta?

Lamretta: Hoho! You really think so? Am I... beloved?

Rammy: You guys need to get your acts together and think about the future!

Lammy: Hee, the future's so bright, we gotta wear shades!

Lamretta: Hey, we ain't got time for all this future talk! Let's paaartay!

Lammy: So like, which one of the other crew members do you like the best?

Lamretta: Bwaaah? Why you bringing up something like that?

Lammy: Oh, please. You've got feelings for someone there! Why try to hide it?

Lamretta: Brgraah? Nope! Sure don't! Just precious friends, one and all!

Rammy: Hm? Do you hear something?

Red: Never mind guys, I... gotta bow out this time... For real...

Lamretta: You okay?

Red: I'm exhausted...

Red: Burp...

Lammy: Wow.

Red: Just need a little... time out...

Red: Water... Get me water...

Lamretta: Got it! I'll get water. The rest is up to you!

Lammy: Party overload...

Red: Sorry, guys...

Rammy: Hey, we're all in this together, right?

Red: Belch...

Red: I can see rainbows...

(Captain) and the others have been observing Lamretta's strange display from nearby.

Vyrn: Is she okay? She's been mumbling to herself for hours.

Katalina: Goodness... She's not causing trouble for anyone. At least for now.

Lyria: Hee hee, if something happens, Rackam and (Captain) will handle it!

Rackam: Aw, c'mon! Not on our day off! Right, (Captain)?

(Captain) simply answers Rackam's question with a huge grin.

From there, Lamretta continued her one-woman party well into the night.

Surprising no one, Rackam was eventually forced to eject her from the premises due to rowdy behavior.