Scenario:Lowain and Vira - Crucial Culinary Battle

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Crucial Culinary Battle

Lowain had received a letter from Vira inviting him to the rear of the bridge. Lowain had become quite enamored with Katalina, and Vira planned to take his life. Lowain challenged her to a culinary showdown, his very life the prize, but Vira had a trick or two up her sleeve. Once again Lowain was at the mercy of Vira’s machinations, but who should rescue him at the last minute but Katalina herself?



Lowain: YEEEEE! Is it here... is it here at last?! My time has come!
Tomoi: Yeeee! What’s the deal? You are sooo turnt up!
Elsam: Yeeee! What’s the happs? How ‘bout you give us the skinny on what’s going down!
Lowain, Elsam, and Tomoi sat on the Grandcypher with their eyes glued to the letter.
Lowain: What’chu think?! I mean, look at it? It’s gotta be a love letter, right?!
Tomoi: No way! I. Can’t. Even! She’s, like, one of us! No way! No way in a million, billion years!
Elsam: Totally! Makes you seem like you’re not interested, you know?
Lowain: Ahaha! That’s how it goes! A pretty young thing sees me and she falls head over heels in love!
The letter Lowain held was an invitation just for him. An invitation to the back of the bridge...
The sender had written their name in a tiny script, a sender by the name of Vira Lilie.
Lowain: Is this it? It has to be! My time has come!
Tomoi: Noooo, no, no, no, no! Seriously?! I can’t even believe it’s Vira...
Elsam: Isn’t it the cutest?! I mean, for real?! Guess a broken clock turns cute every once in awhile! Right, Lowain?!
Lowain: She’s totes amazing! Damn! I already got my eyes on a saucy little number called Katalina, but y’know...
Lowain: Oh? What the hell am I saying?! I gotta get going?!
Lowain: Alright, now! S’time she got a look at a real man!
And so, puffed up ten times his size, Lowain strutted to the bridge.
Vira: ..........
Lowain: YEEEEE! Sorry for the wait, Li’l Ms. Vira!
Lowain: I just wanna say... I know it is what it is, but I already got me a lady I wanna?
Vira: Haaah!
Lowain: Wha?
Vira: Tsk... missed it. Right... focus. Fooocuuuus...
Vira: Grr... this time I’m going to get it!
Lowain: Ulp?! What’s the deal?! What the hell’s going on?!
Vira: What? Do I have to spell it out for you?!
Lowain: Hoooold up. I’m really not digging what you’re putting down...
Vira: Hehe... what? Do you have to give the garbage a little pep talk before you throw it out?
Lowain: Hey! Garbage? Don’t tell me...
Vira: Silence... I won’t abide the buzzing of insects when my moment is so close at hand...
Lowain: Hah... hah... seriously?! Tell me what’s going down, will you? What is it? You angry or something?!
Vira: Don’t be stupid... you spend all your time fawning over our dear Katalina!
Vira: But she’s mine, you understand? You’re just a bit of a blip that needs correcting...
Lowain: Aw, c’mon... say what you want, but what I feel for Katalina is the real deal Holy?gah!
Vira: She’s mine... mine, you hear...
Lowain: (Aw, damn... she’s gonna kill me for real. What do I do?)
Vira: Snkt... heehee... relax. Soon you’ll be nothing but the foggiest of memories...
Vira: Grr... it will all be over in a second... just you wait...
Lowain: Alright, now! I think I got it! This is some kind of showdown, right?!
Vira: Er... what?
Lowain: You mind? I’m top dog when it comes to the kitchen! I’m here to win, baby! I gotta say sorry.
Lowain: What I’m saying is once Katalina gets a taste of my dish, she’s never gonna want another bite of anything else!
Vira: .........
Lowain: Lemme spell it out for you... I fight with a spatula, not a sword. You’d better bring it!
The next day, Vyrn, Lyria, and (Captain) find themselves in a tavern.
Lyria: My heart’s beating like crazy... I’ve never judged a cooking contest before...
Vyrn: Sigh... I mean, a cooking contest between Vira and Lowain? Sounds like a big pain in the ass...
Vyrn: And I’m hungry as hell... when’re they going to finish...
Vyrn: Eh? What’s that smell...
Lyria: Huh? Vyrn? Where are you going?
Lowain: YEEEEE! The soup is hot, hot, hot! And I mean hot!
Lowain: Pfft! Hahahaha! Looks like we already got ourselves a winner. And that winner is me...
Lowain: Oh? That smells super tasty...
Lowain: No way, Vira... you’re great shakes with a sword AND in the kitchen?
Vira: Heehee... I suppose insects aren’t known for their philosophical inclinations...
Vira: This is all for Katalina... there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for her...
Vira: Hehe... and I’ll have to figure out how to cook them up once this battle is over...
Vyrn: Whew... I’m stuffed...
Lyria: Oh! Where did you get off you, Vyrn? You should have stayed... the food is on its way...
Vyrn: Oh, er... it was nothing! Nothing at all! ... urp.
Both Vira and Lowain had finished their dishes. The time for judging had come.
Lyria: Wow...! Oh my gosh! They’re both so good!
Lyria: Munch munch... I don’t think I could ever get enough of either of them!
Vyrn: ...
Lowain: What’chu think?! Go ahead, Vyrn. Eat up! There’s plenty to go around!
Vyrn: Nah... to tell you the truth, I’m kinda full...
Vyrn: I, uh... I was starving, you know. So I had a few apples...
Vira: ... buh?
Vyrn: I mean, they were just sitting there, all shiny and tasty... and I got the okay from the staff. Guess I’m not cut out for judging...
Vira: Gah... we should’ve never asked a lizard to judge...
Vira: Lyria. Sure I can count on your vote. Can’t I?
Lyria: Wha?! Oh... well, um... hrm...
Lyria: Uh... ahem... you see...
Lyria: Grr... I can’t! I just can’t decide! They’re both just so good...
Lowain: Yeeee! What’s that mean? You’re the last one standing, (Captain). Whaddaya say?
Vira: It would seem so... so, (Captain). Which dish was better?
The air was thick with tension. The verdict was...
  1. Vira
  2. Lowain

Choose: Vira
Vira: Thank you, (Captain).
Vira: Hehe... I thought that (Captain) surely would have chosen my dish.
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Choose: Lowain
Lowain: Yeehaw! (Captain)! You’re the real deal! I knew you’d be down with me!
Vira: ........
Lowain: Awesome! Lemme hear it, Vira! Tell me how awesome I am...
Vira: (Captain). To tell you the truth, I’d been on a journey to improve my swordsmanship.
Vira: But as luck would have it, my chances to fight were few and far between...
Vira: Hehe... I’d searched high and low for a chance to hone my skill...
Vira: Oh? My apologies. That doesn’t have much to do with anything, does it... well, then...
Vira: Tell us, (Captain)... whose dish is worthy of the title?
  1. Vira
  2. Lowain

Choose: Vira
Lowain: Reaaaally?! Is that how it seems?
Vira: Ah, (Captain). Trig as ever. You’ve made a wise decision.
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Vira: Grr... and now it’s time to exterminate the pests!
Lowain: Hey, now... I don’t know if you know about a little thing called “vanity”...
Vyrn: Hey! Damnit! What’re you planning?!
Vira: Keep talking and you’ll be next on the menu, lizard...
Katalina: My, my... is this where you’ve been?
Vira: !? K-Katalina? What are you doing here...
Katalina: Seriously? Did you not know it’s dinner time?
Katalina: Hehe... feel free to fill me in later. Let’s go, Vira.
Vira: Katalina...
Lowain: I was in a tight spot, I was... what a goddess you are, Katalina...
Katalina: What’s wrong? You’re looking pretty blue...
Katalina: Hehe... all you need is a little something to eat. I hope you’re ready for the Katalina special!
Katalina had helped to avert disaster that day.
But an even greater one awaited them back at the Grandcypher...
(Captain)’s party prayed in hope they’re never have to eat another bite of Katalina’s cooking.