Scenario:Lulou Holou - Undeniable Incompetence

Undeniable Incompetence

While relaxing at Tyra's mansion, Lulou Holou grows bored and decides to go for a walk to clear her mind. As the Harvin recalls her entertaining past, she's suddenly abducted by a suspicious stranger.

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Lulou Holou: Mmm! This tea is absolutely delicious! Tyra, be a darling and bring me another cup!

Tyra: Raaagh! I'm busy! Can't you make it yourself?

Lulou Holou: Hehehe... Very well, but the kitchen will end up a huge mess.

Tyra: Hngh... I can see that happening... if I let you in there...

Tyra: Ugh, fine! I'll go make you some. Don't you dare move!

The arrogant ex-criminal lounges about Tyra's lab-turned-mansion as if she owned the place.

Her name is Lulou Holou, an acutely incompetent hedonist whose only redeeming trait is her deep pockets.

After a certain incident involving Tyra, she transferred the ownership of DinoSmile, Inc. to the young girl.

By a tremendous stroke of luck, the mastermind managed to avoid arrest and spends her days idling around.

Tyra: Okay, here you go. I brewed you a special cup using my patented Tea-ranno Tea Maker!

Lulou Holou: Wow, what a distinct name—and amusing too. Have you considered starting a business? I'm sure it'd be quite popular!

Lulou Holou: I think I'll pass though... I'm already quite full...

Tyra: H-hey! You're the one who made me do this!

Lulou Holou: You can drink it, Tyra. You've been working so much today, haven't you? Think of it as a reward.

Tyra: Y-you... You're so nice! Okay, I'll take a break then.

Lulou Holou: Yes, get some rest. I'm worried about how much you've been groaning lately.

Tyra: Sorry about that. I've been super busy trying to improve worker efficiency ever since you handed the company to me...

Tyra: And now that I'm the president, I've learned that there's a fixer I shouldn't mess with...

Lulou Holou: Hm? A fixer? What's that? I've never heard of the term.

Tyra: That's because you instantly forget about anything you don't find fun...

Tyra: Anyway, it's some urban legend in the business world... Everyone says to stay clear of the fixer.

Tyra: Urgh... Whenever I get really busy, it makes me feel all anxious...

Lulou Holou: Hmmm? That sounds pretty rough. I suggest not thinking about it too hard.

Tyra: Sigh... As the former president, I wish you'd step in and help me out just for a bit...

Lulou Holou: Absolutely not. I'd be completely useless! But if it's money you need, I'll invest however much you want.

Lulou Holou: You're doing a great job, so keep it up. Here, I'll even give you an extra allowance today!

Tyra: Yaaay!

Lulou Holou: Hehe... Oh, Tyra. You're such an interesting little cutie.

Lulou Holou: (Although, in spite of my lack of boredom with you around, I feel like we're in a bit of a rut.)

Lulou Holou: (I've been selling cup noodles and glownito flakes with Savarin, but...)

Lulou Holou: (It isn't very exciting work... I'd like to do something more entertaining.)

Lulou Holou: (But with how busy Tyra seems to be, I'd rather not bother her...)

Lulou Holou: (Ah! How about I try collapsing the economy?)

Lulou Holou: (Hrm... I don't want to do bad things though. That would make Tyra sad... But still... Hmmm...)

Tyra: Tyra? Why the long face?

Lulou Holou: It's nothing! I think I'll go for a short walk to aid my digestion. Yes, that sounds nice.

Tyra: Oh, would you like me to send some security guards or combat veterans to escort you then? You're a pretty important person around here.

Lulou Holou: No need to go that far. I'm just going to wander around close by.

Lulou Holou: Besides, being constantly surrounded would make even fun things a drag.

Tyra: I-if you say so... Well, be back before dark.

Lulou Holou: Okaaay!

Lulou Holou: (It's been a while since I've gone on a walk like this...)

Lulou Holou: (I believe I used to do this more often back in the day. I recall stopping by a town on a whim, founding a company, and fighting over mineral rights...)

Lulou Holou: ...?

Lulou Holou: Hehe! Silly me... I can't seem to remember the details!

Lulou Holou: Which means... whatever happened must've been even more boring than now! Ahahahaha!

Lulou Holou: Oops, excuse me...

Lulou Holou: Oh?

Tyra: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh nooo! (Captain), heeelp!

Vyrn: What's up with you? Why the panic?

Tyra: Lulou's gone missing! She hasn't been back in three whole days! Something definitely happened to her!

Lyria: Lulou's... missing?

Vyrn: Hm... Maybe it's just a long outing. She is the type to do whatever she wants.

Tyra: No way! Something's wrong—I'm sure of it! Even when Lulou goes out, she's always back before dinner!

Tyra: Yeah, she's got a messed up sense of morals, she's really irresponsible, and she's super incompetent—but she always came home on time!

Tyra: Just in case, I called a bunch of nearby inns to ask for her, but no luck...

Tyra: Oh! Also, with how loaded she is, I thought someone might've kidnapped her for ransom...

Tyra: If I knew this would happen, I would've insisted that she accept a few escorts... How could I be so stupid...

Lyria: C-calm down for a second... I understand that you feel uneasy, but let's think this through!

Vyrn: Yeah! We'll help you look for her!

Tyra: Thanks... Sniffle... Lulou...

Meanwhile, Lulou Holou finds herself aboard an unfamiliar airship surrounded by a band of boorish ruffians.

Lulou Holou: So scrumptious! I'll have some more, thank you!

There, the hedonistic Harvin can be seen indulging herself in luxurious snacks and tea.