Scenario:Mary - The Beautiful Treasure Hunter
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The Beautiful Treasure Hunter
In a dense fog, the party meets a rather tomboyish young lady called Mary. She practically forced herself into the Order, saying she'd be able to separate (Captain)'s trash from the treasure. And so our heroes found themselves adding Mary's treasure hunt to their ever-expanding to-do list.
The party traveled down a bad road, hoping they might find a village where they could rest. The fog was blinding.
Vyrn: Keep your eyes open. There's a demon's lair around here somewhere...
???: Ooooow... why don't you watch where you're going!
Vyrn: What the hell?! Look who's talking! Jumping out of nowhere like that...
Lyria: Are you alright? Settle down, you two...
Strange Girl: Whew, this is a pickle. I'm stumped here.
Vyrn: Hehe... hey lady, you lost? Why don't you come with us to the vill?
Strange Girl: Lost? Heck no. I'm trying to find me a monster's lair. Should be somewhere around these parts.
Vyrn: Wait... what?! A monster's lair?! And you want to go there... guess there's no accounting for taste.
Strange Girl: You know where it is, huh?
Strange Girl: And you know you bumped into me, right? What'd you do if you messed up this flawless skin of mine?
Vyrn: Oh yeah? What the hell were you doing jumping out of nowhere in the first place...
Vyrn: Urk?! Hey! Hands off the tail!
Strange Girl: You can make up for it by showing me where to go. Let's get moving!
Vyrn: Ugh! Hey! L-Lyria! (Captain)! C'mon!
Lyria: Th-this is bad! She just ran off with Vyrn! We should keep an eye on them, (Captain)!
Vyrn: Stop! Owieowieow! You're gonna rip it off! My tail! My poor widdle tail!
Strange Girl: Kinda loud for a lizard, aren't you? You want those demons to hear?
Vyrn: Why you little! Lemme go, damnit! I'll tell 'em you did it...
Monster: Grr... gROAAAAR!
Strange Girl: Well, thanks anyway. Alrighty, then! Time for that sweet, sweet treasure!
Vyrn: Wait... what?! What in the hell did you...?!
Vyrn: Woah! Did you just do that?!
Strange Girl: Maaaaybe I did? What, you thought I was all looks?
Vyrn: Nah... more like self-centered and tastele?hrrk?!
Lyria: Erm... excuse me, miss. Who are you, exactly?
Mary: Oh, great question! I like the cut of your jib! The name's Mary! Treasure hunter extraordinaire!
Mary: Got a hot tip these monsters had squirreled away a tasty little piece called Petronel. I came to look for it, but...
Mary: Nothing... Zap, zilch, nada! A whole lot of diddly-squat!
Mary: I mean, help me out here! Maybe I'm losing my edge?
Vyrn: (Hrm... petronel. Pretty sure (Captain) has got it...)
Mary: Gasp! What's up with that gun! Wait... are you guys treasure hunters, too?
Vyrn: Haha! We're skyfarers! We found this one out there on the road...
Mary: Snkt... haha... hahaha...
Mary: I get it now... i'm still sharp as a knife!
Mary: (Captain)! I must have bumped into you guys 'cause you're the ones who had Petronel!
Mary: If that's not fate, what is?! Okay! I'm coming with you guys.
Mary: I have to follow my gut on this one. And it's telling me there's riches in store if I stick with you!
Mary: So what I'm saying is... glad to be in the Order. Here's to the future!
Vyrn: Hang on! (Captain)! Say something!
Mary: Hahaha! Great stuff! You're good people, y'know that?
Mary: Yup! All part of the charm! You're good people, y'know that?
Mary: Oh, yeah. Lyria, was it? Glad to see I'm not the only looker 'round here. We're gonna make a killer combo!
Lyria: Huh? O-oh... i-it's a pleasure to meet you.
Vyrn: Hold up! I got something I wanna?
Mary: Lead on, (Captain). Let's see this ship of yours. And we're off!
Vyrn: Hey! I said wait!
And so the self-proclaimed treasure hunter extraordinaire joined the party.
The ship set off to parts unknown in search of riches. Anyone who listened closely enough would hear the shouting of a creature who was most definitely NOT a lizard.