Scenario:Mary - The Beautiful Treasure Hunter
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The Beautiful Treasure Hunter
The crew meets a tomboy named Mary. She instantly recognizes a treasure in (Captain)'s possession and practically forces herself into the crew, ensnaring them into her treasure hunting adventures.
The crew travels down a treacherous road shrouded in fog, hoping to find a village where they can rest.
Vyrn: Keep your eyes open. There's a monster's lair around here somewh—
Vyrn: Oof!
???: Ow!
???: Hey, why don't you watch where you're going!
Vyrn: Are you kidding me? Look who's talking! Jumping out of nowhere like that.
Lyria: Are you two all right?
Strange Girl: This fog sure is irritating. And my normally sharp intuition just isn't working at all.
Vyrn: Hmm... Are you lost out here? Why don't you come with us to the village?
Strange Girl: Lost? Heck no. I'm trying to find me a monster's lair. Should be somewhere around here.
Vyrn: Whoa, hold it right there. You actually want to go to the monster's lair? Guess there's no accounting for taste...
Strange Girl: You know where it is, huh?
Strange Girl: And you realize you bumped into me, right? What were you planning to do if you messed up this flawless skin of mine?
Vyrn: Tell it to someone who cares, lady. You were the one who jumped out of nowhere in the first place!
Vyrn: Eek! Hey! Hands off the tail!
Strange Girl: You can make up for your rudeness by showing me where to go. Let's get moving!
Vyrn: Ugh! Hey! Lyria! (Captain)! Help!
Lyria: This is bad! She just ran off with Vyrn! We better go after them, (Captain)!
Vyrn: Stop! Ouch! You're gonna rip it off! My tail! My poor tail!
Strange Girl: Kinda loud for a lizard, aren't you? You want the monsters to hear?
Vyrn: You're the real monster! Let me go! If we get found out, whose fault do you think it'll be?
Monster: Grooar!
Vyrn: Whaaa!
Lyria: Vyrn!
Monster: Grr... Grooaa....
Strange Girl: And that's that! All righty, then! Time for that sweet, sweet treasure!
Vyrn: Wait... what? Did that monster just get dropped in a single blow?
Vyrn: Just crazy... Did you do that?
Strange Girl: So what if I did? What, you thought I was all looks?
Vyrn: Nah, just self-centered and rud—Ouch!
Lyria: Um... excuse me, miss. Who exactly are you?
Mary: Bout time you asked! The name's Mary. Treasure hunter extraordinaire!
Mary: Got a hot tip these monsters had squirreled away a tasty little piece called Petronel. I came to look for it, but...
Mary: I found nothing... Zip, zilch, nada! A whole lot of diddly-squat!
Mary: I mean, help me out here! Maybe I'm losing my edge?
Vyrn: (Hmm... Petronel. Pretty sure (Captain)'s got it...)
Mary: Gasp! That gun! Wait... Are you guys treasure hunters, too?
Vyrn: Ha-ha! We're skyfarers! We found this one during our travels.
Mary: Heh... Hehehe...
Lyria: Mary?
Mary: I get it now... Looks like my treasure hunting sense is still as sharp as ever!
Mary: (Captain)! I obviously ran into you guys 'cause you have Petronel!
Mary: If that's not fate, I don't know what is! Okay! I'm coming with you guys.
Mary: I have to follow my gut on this one. And it's telling me there're riches in store if I stick with you!
Mary: So what I'm saying is... I'm glad to be a part of your crew. Here's to the future!
Vyrn: Hang on! (Captain)! Say something!
Mary: Ha-ha! Great stuff! You're good people, y'know that?
Mary: Yup! All part of the charm! You're good people, y'know that?
Mary: Oh, right... Lyria, was it? Glad to see I'm not the only looker 'round here. We're gonna make a killer combo!
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Lyria: Huh? Oh... It's a pleasure to meet you too.
Vyrn: Hold up! Am I the only one who has a problem with this?
Mary: Lead on, (Captain). Let's see this airship of yours. And we're off!
Vyrn: Hey! I said wait!
And so the self-proclaimed treasure hunter extraordinaire joins the party.
As the ship sets off for parts unknown in search of riches, anyone listening closely can just make out the shouting of a certain non-lizard.