Scenario:Mishra - The Beautiful Mage
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The Beautiful Mage
In an ancient forest far, far away from the humdrum of everyday life, our heroes paid visit to a mage of great renown who spent her days in solitude.Though they sought the secrets to primal crystals, they found themselves on the receiving end of a symposium on beauty.Though thrown for quite the loop, the party managed to successfully recruit Mishra to their Order.
Somewhere out there is an ancient forest, far removed from the world you and I know. In it lived a magician, a magician who grasped for herself a very special sort of knowledge.
Having heard a rumor, the party found themselves slogging through the waist high grass of a gloomy forest in the hope of learning more about primal crystals.
Vyrn: Hehehe...well they said she’s pretty old. And you don’t want to get her mad...unless you wanna end up a frog or something...
Can’t you see how scared she is?!You just made all that up, didn’t you? Didn’t you?!
Vyrn: Hahaha! Sorry and sorry again!
Vyrn: I’m just saying...don’t be shocked if it happens. A wild forest like this...creep central.
Lyria: We’ve been here before...hey, (Captain)... Are you sure we aren’t going in circles?
Katalina: Yeah...I’ve seen that tree, like, ten times...don’t tell me we’re los?
Katalina: Wait?! C-careful now... waugh!
Lyria: Katalina?! Eep?!
H-hey! Lyria!Let go of my tail...
Vyrn: Ow...you okay, (Captain)?
Katalina: I feel something...
???: Such noise...what is it, Zehek?
Katalina: Lyria! Hide! Now!
Strange Woman: Zehek! Can you hear me?! Where in blazes did that nubbin run off to...hm...
Strange Woman: Oh, dearie me...what have we here! Oh, I’ve not had callers in a donkey’s years!
Strange Woman: I assume you’ve come to unlock the supreme mysteries of beauty? You have, have you not? Mm?
Vyrn: What? Uh, no...we?
Strange Woman: Very well! Don’t be shy, now! I’ve been quite dying of boredom. You’ll get your guidance straight from the source.
Strange Woman: We’ll start with...yes, you! The armored lass!
Katalina: Hmm? M-me?
Strange Woman: You’ve done well with the hair...but take these seeds. Press them and use the oil to go from simply pretty to absolutely enchanting!
Strange Woman: I’ll have you know they’re quite hard to acquire. Consider it a gift! Twice a day. That’s two times and don’t you forget it!
Katalina: Erm...thanks, I guess...
Strange Woman: And next...ah, you don’t see that every day.
A flying, talking lizard.Hurm...for you...
Vyrn: Did I stutter?! Listen, lady, I’m not a liz?
Strange Woman: Ah, I’m no longer interested.
Strange Woman: More importantly...you. I believe they called you (Captain)?
Strange Woman: What is it you’re hiding? A certain je ne sais quoi...a pulse of the soul...
Strange Woman: No need to be afraid.
I don’t bite.Now come on out.
Strange Woman: Oho! This is quite the shocker!
Vyrn: No way... How’d she know Lyria was there. Who the hell are you?
Strange Woman: A silly question to ask. I do believe it was you lot who were searching for me?
Vyrn: Wha? N-nah. We’re looking for a magician. An old lady...
Strange Woman: Oh, be not quick to judge a book by its cover. Hehe. Of course, you’re still wet behind the ears.
Katalina: Don’t tell me you’re...
Mishra: Indeed I am. It is I whom you seek. Mishra, the Sorceress of the Ancient Wood.
Mishra: Ahaha! Look at those faces! That’s just so deliciously perfect! Ahahahaha!
Mishra: Oh, I haven’t had a chuckle like that in a month of Mondays...
Mishra: Oh, I do suppose you deserve something for giving me a bit of fun.
Mishra: Is there a question you wish to ask? Hmph...and considering the girl’s power, I presume it has something to do with primal crystals.
Vyrn: What? What d’you know about the crystals?!
Mishra: Nothing, I’m afraid.
Mishra: Hahaha! My apologies. My only concerns are beauty and the cultures of antiquity.
Mishra: But you need not worry. I thought this day my come. My preparations for the journey are already in place.
Vyrn: Hm? Journey? What journey?
Mishra: Well you are travelers, aren’t you? And if it’s primal crystals you seek...you must be looking beyond the sky. To Estalucia.
Mishra: Visiting unknown lands, crossing swords with unknown foes...my ken will come in handy, I think.
Mishra: I say that, should you wish it, I would have no problem joining you.
Vyrn: (What do you wanna do, (Captain)? I’m just saying, watch how you phrase it...)
Choose: Would you care to join us?
Mishra: Hehe. Ah, you are a prudent one. I like you.
Choose: Smells fishy to me...
Mishra: Hahaha! I like you! Now I’ll definitely be joining you. I do hope you’re ready.Continue 1
Mishra: That’s that. Let us go.
Hehe...I couldn’t be more excited!Oh, this is no time to dilly-dally!
Vyrn: Hrm...kinda feels like we walked into a trap here...
Katalina: Well...at least we know she’s a seasoned mage. That’s definitely going to come in handy.
Mishra: One more thing...how do we get out of here?
Mishra: I came here decades ago to conduct research on ancient cultures...I quite forgot where the exit was.
Lyria: Hehe! Oh, Mishra! You’re such a kidder!
Katalina: Sigh...at least, I hope she comes in handy...
And so Mishra, seasoned mage and authority on beauty and ancient culture, joined our heroes.
And being an authority on beauty, she had quite the harsh lessons in store for the those of the Order. But that’s a tale for another time...