Scenario:Raziel - To Dazzling Shores
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To Dazzling Shores
(Captain) and the gang go to the cafeteria so they can discuss their upcoming assignment in Auguste with Raziel. They find her in a happy mood, fully engrossed in a travel magazine. Insisting that she is not joining them for leisurely purposes, she tries to convince the others that her understanding of Auguste is more than adequate. However, on the day of their arrival, Raziel comes face-to-face with creatures that are beyond her comprehension.
Raziel sits alone in the cafe aboard the Grandcypher, sipping her post-meal tea.
By now feeling fully at home among the crew, the archangel of enigmas cheerfully flips through a travel magazine.
Raziel: "The number one tourist destination in the skies! A tropical resort like no other!"
Raziel: La la la... Auguste! Sunny, enigmatic Auguste!
Vyrn: You basically use that "enigma" word for anything you like, huh?
Raziel: Eek!
Raziel: (Captain)! Please don't sneak up on me like that!
Vyrn: Sneak up on you? We just walked up to you normally!
Lyria: Excited for Auguste? We're so lucky that we get to go there on an assignment! And at this time of year too!
Raziel: Hmm? Auguste? Oh, yes, I do recall there being an island with that name, of course.
Raziel: And we're headed there for an assignment, are we? Don't you think you should be approaching this a little more professionally?
Lyria: Oh. But...
The gang looks at Raziel, then down at the open magazine on the table.
"Top 500 Views in Phantagrande "
"Eat Your Way through Auguste"
Vyrn: Look who's talkin'...
Raziel: D-don't look at me like that!
Vyrn: If you're so worried about the job, shouldn't you be readin' something other than a travel guide?
Raziel: Oh, Vyrn. Such naivete. Such an empty, empty head.
Vyrn: Hey! Who're you calling naive?
Lyria: Now, now...
Raziel: This magazine is the only thing I need to prepare for the mission.
Raziel: You see, everything else you could want to know about Auguste I have already recorded in my spellbooks!
Vyrn: E-everything?
Raziel: Yes, everything!
I can even recite it from memory.
Raziel: Auguste. Formally known as the Auguste Isles Special Economic Cooperative Territory. It is one of the most popular tourist destinations in all the skies, thanks to its vast ocean.
Raziel: The abundant tax revenue provided by its tourism industry is funneled into its military, and as such it possesses a powerful self-defense force that rivals the armies of much larger nations.
Raziel: The capital of Auguste is Mizarea, also known as Aqua City. Boats are the primary mode of transport within the city, and—
Vyrn: Whoa! She's like a talking encyclopedia!
Vyrn: Wait, this must mean you've already been to Auguste.
Raziel: Of course. I am an archangel!
Vyrn: What's that gotta do with it?
Raziel: I was tasked by Lord Lucifer to record the enigmas of the Sky Realm.
Raziel: Naturally, I had to visit an island as unique as Auguste!
Lyria: So what are you going to do this time around, Raziel?
Raziel: As I've been trying to tell you, I wish to learn about what's happening in Auguste now. I know enough about its geography and history!
Vyrn: And that's why you're lookin' up all these vacation spots? I guess it makes sense when you put it that way...
Lyria: It does seem like there's a new popular shop or trend every time we visit.
Raziel: Yes! Yes, exactly! This is business, not pleasure!
Vyrn: Well, that kinda sounds like bogus...
Vyrn: But great! We thought you might not be aware of, y' know, those things, but looks like there's no need to worry!
Lyria: Yes! There shouldn't be a problem at all if you already know about the things!
Raziel: (Things? Worried? Problem? Are they talking about the spa place that opened not too long ago?)
Raziel: (No matter. I have done my research and am fully prepared to tackle the many perils of the sauna!)
Raziel: Absolutely! My knowledge of Auguste is deeper than the ocean itself!
And so Raziel continues her preparations, bubbling with excitement.
Raziel: I'm going to need a parasol, of course! And I've already packed my swimsuit and sunglasses...
Raziel: Picnic basket—check!
Sunscreen—check!
Raziel: Let's get this mission over with so we can move on to vacationing!
And so the day arrives. Fully equipped for a day of beachgoing, Raziel dashes down the ramp...
Raziel: Hello, Venera Beach! It is I, Raziel, archangel of sun and surf!
And she comes face-to-face with the things.
Raziel: What?
Raziel: Whaaat?