Scenario:Tsukuyomi and Sato - Sweet, Spicy, and Sometimes Wasabi
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Sweet, Spicy, and Sometimes Wasabi
A sampling of Sato's wasabi leaves Tsukuyomi curious, leading the two to promise to embark on many more journeys together in search of curious flavors.
One day in the Grandcypher's galley, Sato is kicking back with a wooden spoon in her mouth, feeling on top of the world.
Sato: Man, this hits different... That sharp kick running up the nose—can't get enough of it.
Sato: Hehe, one more bite... Wasabi after a hard day's work? Peak reward-time.
Sato: Wait, only three bites left? No, two? Aw, this sucks.
Sato: Wait... I can space it out into five micro-bites... Yeah.
As Sato stares down the bottom of the jar, someone watches her from behind a shelf.
Tsukuyomi: ...
Sato: What's up? Oh, don't tell me you were staring 'cause I'm too pretty?
Tsukuyomi: No. That's not why I was staring.
Sato: Aw, and here I thought my charm was lethal. So? Something on your mind?
Tsukuyomi: I'm here because (Captain) asked me to clean the dining hall.
Tsukuyomi: Then I saw you taking a soft green substance out of that jar and eating it with great delight.
Tsukuyomi: I was curious what that green substance might taste like, so I observed in silence.
Sato: Whoa, you're sharp to be interested in this.
Sato: This right here's wasabi—the best food in the skies. But, yeah, not everyone can handle it.
Tsukuyomi: Is it sweeter and more delicious than peaches... or roasted sweet potatoes?
Sato: Sweet? Nah, not even close. More like the opposite.
Tsukuyomi: ...?
Then what kind of flavor is it?
Then what kind of flavor is it?
Tsukuyomi: You said earlier that a "kick" ran up your nose. I am curious about this "kick" that runs up noses.
Sato: How do I put this... It's like the kind of taste that blasts away your tiredness and everything else. That sharp sting gets addictive, y'know?
Tsukuyomi: I see... I understand "spicy" as a flavor that causes stimulation.
Tsukuyomi: When Sankara ate a spicy fruit once, she flailed her limbs and rolled around on the ground.
Sato: Yeah? That must've been some kinda brutal chili pepper.
Sato: Wouldn't be me, though. I'm Team Spice all the way; chili, wasabi—bring it on.
Tsukuyomi: I see... So among skydwellers, there are those with a resistance to spice, collectively known as Team Spice?
Sato: Eh? Nah, not resistance—it's more of a personal preference, you know?
Sato: And if we're talkin' preferences, then you're definitely Team Sweet, yeah?
Sato: Hehe. I mean, you like peaches and roasted sweet potatoes, right? That makes you pure Team Sweet, no doubt.
Tsukuyomi: I see. So I am Team Sweet.
Sato: But me? I wanna make Team Spice the next big thing.
Tsukuyomi: Then your wish is... to eradicate Team Sweet?
Sato: Whoa, there! That's one way to put it but let's hold back on the war declaration, okay?
Tsukuyomi: I would not wish for skydwellers to fight one another.
Sato: Heh. You're a good kid. Here—have some of my premium wasabi.
Tsukuyomi: But you have very little left. Are you sure?
Sato: Of course! If you end up liking it, that's another recruit for Team Spice—a win-win for me.
Sato: And in that case, we could make a Team Spice Club. I'll be the leader—Ninja Sato the Brilliant Beauty and Fearless Spice Master!
Tsukuyomi: ...
Sato: All right, since this is your first time and all—just a tiny taste, 'kay?
Tsukuyomi: Understood. Thank you.
Tsukuyomi dips her tongue into the dab of wasabi.
Tsukuyomi: ...!
Sato: Well?
Tsukuyomi: Ah! Th-this is... a new sensation...
Sato: Haha, maybe a bit strong for your first time? Here, have some tea.
Tsukuyomi drinks the tea Sato offers and lets out a slow breath.
Tsukuyomi: Thank you. I feel calmer now.
Tsukuyomi: That soft, melting texture in my mouth—it was almost like a sweet peach.
Tsukuyomi: But the taste itself was far from sweet.
Tsukuyomi: And then, this strange feeling, like thorns running through my nose...
Sato: Haha, yeah, that's the difference. A chili's spiciness is one thing, but the kick you get from wasabi is something else entirely.
Tsukuyomi: Ah, so this is the "kick"... If it is neither sweet nor spicy, then what flavor is it?
Sato: Hmm? Uh... wasabi flavor?
Tsukuyomi: I see... Wasabi flavor.
Tsukuyomi: Ah... The taste surprised me, but it was not unpleasant.
Tsukuyomi: In fact... I might like to try it again.
Sato: Nice, you've got potential. Oh—by the way, I never got your name.
Tsukuyomi: I am Tsukuyomi, a primal beast who came out of Dharma.
Sato: I'm Ninja Sato the Brilliant Beauty, but call me Satty.
Tsukuyomi: A Brilliant Beauty Ninja... As with wasabi, this is a new name to my ears.
Sato: Yeah, guess I'm still not famous enough yet. But it's an important title, so remember it, okay?
Tsukuyomi: Understood. Ninja Satty the Brilliant Beauty.
Tsukuyomi: Tell me, do all Brilliant Beauty Ninjas in the skies carry wasabi with them?
Sato: Hmm, dunno. It's not exactly trail rations, so probably not your average ninja thing.
Sato: But soon I'll be a legendary ninja known across the skies, right?
Sato: So naturally, the elite ninjas will all start carrying wasabi too. Total trend in the making.
Tsukuyomi: I see. So by carrying wasabi, a Brilliant Beauty Ninja shapes common sense itself.
Tsukuyomi: Thank you. It's always nice to learn new things about the Sky Realm.
Sato: Love it. All right, Tsu-tsu—looking forward to hanging out more.
Tsukuyomi: Um... Tsu-tsu?
Sato: Your nickname! Cute, huh?
Tsukuyomi: Understood. From now on, I am Tsu-tsu to you.
Tsukuyomi: Then, as thanks for teaching me about wasabi flavor, is there anything I can do for you?
Sato: Yeah. Next time we stop at an island, come shopping with me. Gotta restock my wasabi supply, or I'm toast.
Tsukuyomi: Understood. Shopping is within my capabilities.
Sato: We'd be going for fun, not as an errand. We'll grab wasabi and something sweet for you too.
Tsukuyomi: Will there be peaches?
Sato: Hmm, probably. If not, we'll keep looking till we find some.
Tsukuyomi: ...!
Sweet, juicy peach babies... I'm looking forward to it.
Sweet, juicy peach babies... I'm looking forward to it.
Sato: Heh, deal. Oh, and we can try extra-spicy manju too—highly recommended.
Sato continues to include Tsukuyomi in her flavor adventures.
In time, stories about Tsukuyomi's newfound talent for food critique begin circulating on the Grandcypher.