Scenario:Ulamnuran - The Narcissist and the Busker

The Narcissist and the Busker

A wealthy young girl is so impressed by Ulamnuran's performance that she demands he become her personal entertainer. When he says he'd rather entertain people throughout the sky, she orders her guards to take him back to her house by force.

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With sights set on Estalucia, (Captain) has recruited the street performer Ulamnuran into the crew.

He always entertains those around him with his clever tricks, and he performs as they travel and take on missions.

Ulamnuran: Come one, come all, for the best show in the sky! The great Ulam's amazing street performance is about to begin!

Ulamnuran: I'll start with some juggling! One club, two clubs, three, four, five clubs!

Man: Wow, that's amazing! I can't believe he can do that!

Ulamnuran: And now... Here we go!

While continuing to juggle several items, Ulamnuran steps onto a rolling ball.

Ulamnuran: Ta-da!

Rich Girl: Fantastic!

Ulamnuran's amazing performance captures the attention of many passersby, who each applaud his skill.

One girl is especially enamored with his exciting tricks.

Ulamnuran: Thank you, thank you! You've been a wonderful audience!

Ulamnuran finishes his performance to uproarious applause from the audience. The girl comes over to talk to him.

Rich Girl: Hey! What are you gonna show us next?

Ulamnuran: Sorry, but today's show is over. I've got to get back to the ship.

Rich Girl: No! You can't stop now. You've gotta show me more!

Rich Girl: I have a brilliant idea! You can come back to my house and be my personal jester!

Ulamnuran: Hmm... I appreciate the offer and all, but my aim is to make the whole world smile.

Ulamnuran: And that means I can't stay in just one place forever.

Ulamnuran: But I'm glad you enjoyed my little show so much!

Rich Girl: What did you just say? You dare to refuse my request?

Ulamnuran: Sorry, but I'll come back some day!

Rich Girl: No... That's totally unacceptable! To me, servants!

The girl, furious that someone would dare refuse her, signals to the bodyguards watching from nearby.

Rich Girl: Hehe. I'll just have to take you home by force!

Ulamnuran: Wha? Wait! You can't do that! Stop!

Vyrn: Hey, Ulam! We thought you'd be finishing up your show, so we came to see you!

Ulamnuran: Ah! Great timing! (Captain), help me!

Lyria: Huh? Ulam, what's going on?

Ulamnuran: I'll explain later! Help me deal with these lugs first!

The Narcissist and the Busker: Scene 2

While the crew sleeps, some thugs sneak onto the Grandcypher and attempt to kidnap Ulamnuran. The wealthy girl still wants to claim him for herself.

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After (Captain) and the crew defeat the girl's guards, they return to the ship.

Vyrn: Man... Ulam, you had some pretty rotten luck back there.

Ulamnuran: Tell me about it... Never thought anyone would try to kidnap me...

Ulamnuran: I'm happy that she enjoyed the performance, but to think she could turn so violent all of a sudden!

Lyria: No kidding...
It's getting late now, so let's get some sleep and forget about this whole thing!

Ulamnuran: (Captain), thanks for helping me out back there!

Ulamnuran: Good night!

Lyria: Good night, Ulam.

Later that night (Captain) and the crew are suddenly awakened by the sound of Ulamnuran yelling.

Ulamnuran: Argh! Wh-what are you guys doing? Let go of me!

Vyrn: Whoa, what's going on? Ulam? Are you okay?

(Captain) and the crew rush toward the noise, and they find a group of thugs trying to take Ulamnuran away.

Vyrn: Stop right there, scumbags! What are you trying to do with Ulam?

Rich Girl: Didn't you hear me before, lizard? He's going to be my personal jester!

Ulamnuran: Ah! You're the girl from earlier!

Ulamnuran: What are you trying to do? You can't just kidnap people!

Rich Girl: Grrr... Stop resisting! Don't you get it? Father hardly ever lets me out of the house to see entertainers!

The girl, frustrated to the verge of tears, tells the crew about how she's usually locked away within her mansion.

Ulamnuran: Ah... That does sound unfortunate...

Ulamnuran: I guess that's why you were so excited to see my performance.

Vyrn: Whoa, Ulam, you can't seriously be sympathetic to this girl! She tried to kidnap you!

Ulamnuran: Yeah, you're right, Vyrn! I travel throughout the sky to bring smiles to all skyfarers!

Ulamnuran: And one day I'll bring those same smiles to the Astrals themselves! That's why I can't stay here with you!

Rich Girl: Grrr... Just come quietly already! You're not getting away!

The Narcissist and the Busker: Scene 3

The girl's father apologizes to the crew and reprimands his daughter for causing trouble. On the way back to the Grandcypher, Ulamnuran is struck with inspiration and promises to tell (Captain) more about his new idea later.

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After (Captain) and the crew fight off the thugs, they accompany the girl back to her manor.

Rich Girl's Father: I'm dreadfully sorry. I can't believe my daughter caused you so much trouble.
Young lady, apologize to these people now!

Rich Girl: Sniff... I... I'm sorry...

Ulamnuran: Heh... It's okay—as long as you never do anything like this again.

Ulamnuran: You should give your daughter a little more freedom. She was frustrated always being kept inside, and this all happened as a result.

Rich Girl: ...!

Rich Girl's Father: Th-thank you for your kind words. It's admirable that you care so much about my daughter.

Rich Girl's Father: By way of apology, if there's anything that I can ever do for you, I'd be happy to help.

(Captain) and the crew say their farewells to the man and his daughter and then leave the mansion.

Ulamnuran: ...

Vyrn: What's up? Why are you so quiet all of a sudden? Oh, are you tired?

Ulamnuran: Huh? Oh no, I'm fine. I am a little worn out, but...

Ulamnuran: I've got an idea. I'll tell you guys about it once I've worked on it a little more.

Ulamnuran: Hehe. Just you wait! It's going to be brilliant!

Although caught up in a rich girl's unpredictable bout of selfishness, Ulamnuran has gained inspiration from the ordeal.

And he's sure his plan—hatched by the greatest performer in the sky no less—is sure to shock and delight (Captain) and the crew.

For now, though, he sets to work perfecting his scheme.