Scenario:Vira - Uber-pocalypse

Uber-pocalypse

Lowain and bros imagine a world where they fail to defeat Vira and her weapon of war, Lady Katapillar. Vira soon begins spreading annihilation across the skies. The bros make a tentative decision to remain deceased in dreamland, but postpone the end of the world.

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Recall that great midday battle. The greatest battle never fought.

It lives in the hearts and minds of three brothers. They who so valiantly fought for the fictional fate of a fictitious world.

They who put their hypothetical lives on the imaginary line.

Vira: Welcome, welcome... I see you're still alive! And oh, if it isn't Farrah and the others too!

Farrah: Give us back Katalina! Otherwise we'll—

Vira: Never forgive me? Please resent me as much as you wish.

Vira: Katalina's company alone will make me complete. Ah, my Katalina—I'm going to give you a fresh start! We shall be together now and for all time!

Vira: Start by saying hello to everyone, dearie!

Katalina: Why did you come here...

Farrah: K-Katalina!

Tomoi: Whaaat?

Elsam: Dude, talk about a transformation!

Lowain: Kat!

Katalina: Lowain, don't look at me.

Vira: Heehee... Heeheehee... Finding this ruin was so fortuitous. To be able to turn someone into a weapon you can control... it's... perfect!

Vira: She moves where I want and says what I want to hear! The perfect Katalina, my Katapillar, has been born!

Vira: Mwahahahahaaa!

In a bustling Port Breeze street corner cafe, Lowain and the bros wait for (Captain) and the crew to return.

Idle talk ensues as they attempt to while away the hours.

Lowain: Totally. That was one trippy dream, dudes. Vira almost made me wet my imaginary pants.

Elsam: That crazy Kat machine looked way too beast to handle, man.

Tomoi: Dudes, if that thing was real, we would've been chewed up and spit out like a smokin' hot pile of nachos... with extra cheese.

Elsam: Stop right there, man. I don't even want to think about what'll happen if we ever take on Vira for reals.

Tomoi: Affirmatative, bro. Wonder what would've happened to the world if we lost the battle that time though.

Lowain: Whoaaa, Tommy. That's some uber-dark stuff you're talking there.

Elsam: Mega-gasp! Uber-pocalypse sounds totally boss! A world in a million pieces. No chance. One hope. Cue dramatic music.

Tomoi: Ultra-gasp! Antiheroes doing whatever it takes? Taking no prisoners? Justifying means with ends? Vira's all about that kinda thing, man.

Lowain: I'm getting some seriously depressing vibes from this one. Hmm... I wonder...

Lowain: If the slimes ever do end up hitting the airship fan, though...

Vira: You can't halt the path of destiny! Katakilla, destroy them!

Katalina: Whirrr...

Lowain: Kat!

Katalina: Bzzzt! Squichy-clunk, squichy-clunk!

Katalina: ...

Katalina: L... Lo... wain?

Lowain: Huh!

Vira: Katakilla! Why are you hesitating! I commanded you to attack! Attack! Attack!

Lowain: Hahaha! Farrah, dude... I'm sorry, but I don't think I'll be going back to the G. Cyph.

Lowain: I need to finish this with my own two hands. If I always run from love, I'll never be able to hold on to it.

Farrah: Lowain...

Vira: Katakilla! You are my ancient battle Katapillar! Obey me!

Katalina: Lov... Lov... Lov... Bzzzt.

Lowain: Katapillar, is it now? It's been a long time since I got mad, but...

Lowain: Her name is Kat! And she's my one true love!

Elsam: Dude, I'm with you. I'm totally mad too!

Tomoi: Me three, bro!

Lowain: Bros, activate!
H!

Elsam: P!

Tomoi: A!

All Three: H. P. A.!

All Three: Human Pyramid Attack!

Lowain: Gah!

Elsam: Brgle!

Tomoi: Grgle!

Lowain: G-goodbye... Kat... I'm... sorry...

The bros' ultimate attack fails to defeat Vira.

Vira: Humph, insects. How dare they think they could defeat us.

Vira looks down with disdain at the three lifeless bodies.

Vira: Finally. No one remains to stand in our way.

Vira: Hehe... Hahaha! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Vira: Come, Katalina! We're going to make the world a better place. A perfect place. A universe with no one but the two of us!

Katalina: Beep... Gachunk... Termination complete.

Vira and Lady Katapillar soon begin their campaign of destruction, spreading utter annihilation across the skies.

The end of all things was nigh.

Vira: It's beautiful. A world without impurity. Without anything but us.

Vira: This is our paradise, Katalina. Just the two of us in this whole wide world.

Vira: My Katalina, my beloved. Be with me till the end of time.

Katalina: Gachunk... Clunk... Vira. I love you. Vira. I love you.

Lowain: They nestle close together, their silhouette framed by the setting sun...

Elsam: Into the blue. And beyond.
Granblue Fantasy.

Tomoi: The end.

Lowain: Wait. What?
Dudes. The world ended.

Elsam: Dudeski... Insta-pocalypse.

Tomoi: Dudesters. No way we could have stopped her.

All Three: Totally.

Lowain: Vira's just too mad strong, fam.

Elsam: But like, I'm not really vibing the feels with that last scene... Needs more oomph, y'know?

Lowain: Oomph? Feel free to elaborate that muss, bruh.

Elsam: Look, the story needs more bone on the meat. Something to explore the raw emotions and hardships they might face on their journey together... dude.

Tomoi: Ahahaha! I think you mean meat on the bone, Sammy.

Tomoi: But yeah, I guess we could delve deeper into Vira's feelings and Katalina's conflict as a tool of the antihero... dude.

Lowain: True. Vira's feelings for Kat are like, almost as intense as mine.

Lowain: But won't that be more like a love story type of deal than a tragedy?

Tomoi: What're we gonna do then? I don't want the world to end all of a sudden. That sucks.

Elsam: Only one thing to do. We gotta not be dead.

Tomoi: What?

Lowain: Whoa, whoa, Sammy. Bringing back dead heroes is like, ultimate rage fodder, man.

Lowain: How're we supposed to survive anyway?

Elsam: We fly away and escape?

Tomoi: What? Don't be stupid. How can you fly? You a bird or something? Birdbrain.

Elsam: Aww, c'mon! Peter Pan does it all the time! You never heard of Peter Pan?

Lowain: Peter's pants? Dude, I don't care who he is or what he does, his pants ain't gonna save us.

Tomoi: Bros. Think about it. Even if we do come back, Vira's just gonna insta-kill us again.

Lowain and Elsam: So true.

Tomoi: Can't call it an apoca-tragedy if the heroes are alive anyway.

Elsam: Really?

Lowain: Hmm, you got a point there.

Elsam: Oh, well. Guess we'll stay dead for now then.

Tomoi: Stay dead. I live by that rule.

Lowain: Sigh...
Life's hard for a tragedy hero, my bad end bros.

The bros make a tentative decision to remain deceased but postpone the end of the world, allowing the apocalyptic drama to cool... for now.

To be continued!