Scenario:Bo-bobo - Free Your Soul

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Free Your Soul

Bo-bobo and the alternate Vyrn continue their increasingly chaotic battle for April Fools' Day dominion, though it remains unclear how the winner will even be determined. During the fight, Bo-bobo unleashes his "Holy Nose Hair Domain" technique, much to his opponent's surprise.



Bo-bobo: This fight's not over yet!
Vyrn?: Now that's what I like to hear! I'm gonna mop the floor with you!
The battle for dominion over April Fools' Day rages on.
Bo-bobo: For our first event we have... competitive Jejenka!
Bo-bobo: You start with a tower of blocks and pull out one at a time, and whoever knocks the stack down loses!
Vyrn?: I'll take you on! And I'll even let you go first!
Bo-bobo: Block Shower!
Vyrn?: Gyaaaaah!
Beauty: The tower fell on the first turn and buried him alive!
With no victor decided, the pointless fight continues.
Vyrn?: Heh... Guess I underestimated you. That actually hurt!
Bo-bobo: Of course it did. Each of those blocks is filled with the weight of emotion.
Don Patch: Cough, cough...
Bo-bobo, can you truly shape the earth and move hearts with the way you are now?
Bo-bobo: Master, I'm sorry! I'm a failure of a student! I don't got the skill in me to uphold your teachings!
Don Patch: Cough...
Don't be a fool! Would I tell you to do something you weren't capable of?
Bo-bobo: ...!
Don Patch: Show me the results... of your training...
Bo-bobo: Master!
Don Patch: I believe in you, sonny... Remold yourself from within, and create the masterpiece of all masterpieces...
Bo-bobo: Yes, Master!
Bo-bobo: (Focus, Bo-bobo! Put your spirit into it, and let your body do the talking!)
Bo-bobo: (Gotta form this dirt into a cube first... And then do it like Master showed me!)
Bo-bobo: (Perfect ninety-degree corners and smooth sides... done! Right on!)
Bo-bobo: Here we go!
Bo-bobo: With the right materials!
Bo-bobo: Technique!
Bo-bobo: And a little bit o' soul!
Bo-bobo: You get tofu!
Vyrn?: Gaaah!
Beauty: It's still just a plain, old cube!
Bo-bobo: A revelation of epic proportions has come to me!
Bo-bobo: Tofu!
Bo-bobo: Carrot!
Bo-bobo: Noodles!
Bo-bobo: Put 'em all together for a True Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique!
Bo-bobo: I Don't Got Enough Ingredients for a Hot Pot!
Vyrn?: ...!
Bo-bobo: Wha... Where'd he go?
Both: Huh?
Bo-bobo: Watch out, you two!
Both: Ah.
Bo-bobo: Don Patch... Tokoro Tennosuke!
Vyrn?: That's enough of that...
Bo-bobo: What have you done!
Vyrn?: Heh... Just chopping up a carrot and some noodles...
Don Patch: I can't see... Who turned out the lights?
Tokoro Tennosuke: Mommy, help me... It's so dark.
Beauty: Gaaah!
Bo-bobo: Carrot? Noodles? You punk...
Bo-bobo: How could you treat my friends like food? Have you no heart? Apologize to them right now!
Vyrn?: Uh... You seriously cryin' over a little name-calling?
Bo-bobo: Apologiiize!
Vyrn?: Fine, sheesh... Sorry...
Vyrn?: Hold on! Ain't you the one who called them a carrot and noodles first?
Tokoro Tennosuke: Do I really look like noodles to you?
Bo-bobo: Not once, but twice you address my friends as food! I won't let this slide!
Vyrn?: Hah... Whatcha gonna do about it? You'll never win against me in a physical fight, y'know.
Bo-bobo: Then we'll make it a battle of wits! True Fist of the Nose Hair Hidden Secret Barrier Technique...
Bo-bobo: Holy Nose Hair Domain!
Vyrn?: What?
Bo-bobo: Welcome to the Space Between the Hairs—a place that'll free your souls.
Bo-bobo: And for the poor sods who stay caged... only death awaits!
Vyrn?: You had this up your nostrils this whole time?

Free Your Soul: Scene 2

Bo-bobo thinks back on the past, performing a reenactment of the Turtle Rap he recorded with Don Patch. Overwhelmed by utter confusion, the alternate Vyrn is finally defeated.



Bo-bobo: Tennosuke jiggles enough to be noodles, you say? Heh... You just don't get it.
Bo-bobo: Not that I don't understand where you're coming from. We thought the same thing too once...
Bo-bobo: Pencils, pencils...
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, professional pencil case.
Don Patch: Hey, you stinkin' pencil case! We only got chopsticks growin' here! No pencils for you!
Don Patch, starring as Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.
Tokoro Tennosuke: Growing big... Growing strong...
Tokoro Tennosuke, playing the role of Chopsticks.
Don Patch: This year's batch is lookin' good. It might even be—
Tokoro Tennosuke: Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect...
Don Patch: You can do it! You can do it!
Tokoro Tennosuke: Mamaaa!
Don Patch: The cream of our crop has been born! No longer will we need to slave away in the fields!
Bo-bobo: Huh? Pen... cils?
Don Patch: That's right, Pencil Case. This'll bring life back to our village!
Don Patch: And so, the fields were turned into a huge amusement park—
Don Patch: Filled with attractions, as they are wont to be.
All Three: Ahahaha, ahaha...
Bo-bobo: We got a merry-go-round, spinnin' around like pickled veggies down the river.
Cat: Meow.
All Three: So cuuute!
Bo-bobo: And of course, we have the most important attraction of all...
Bo-bobo: Our roller coaster.
Bo-bobo: Yo! All you bros and sistas walkin' down the street!
Don Patch: We're doin' this with style, standin' firm, standin' free—
Don Patch: This age echoes from one man's scream.
Bo-bobo: We're the youth born in this turtle company, but we'll make it through with our spirit, our demerit.
Don Patch: Is this friendship? Love? The turtles are in motion! Yeahhh!
Don Patch: We've been livin' in contradiction, and we've got an irritation.
Don Patch: With the unforgivable, miserable, turtle-savin' life.
Don Patch: So now's the time to stand up! Now's the time to walk on!
Don Patch: Is this devotion? Emotion? The turtles are in motion! Yeahhh!
Don Patch: A burgeoning virgin engine at full throttle...
Bo-bobo: Why a turtle rap? Why a turtle rap?
Don Patch: Why do you think?
Bo-bobo: Why is it?
Don Patch: Well, you see...
Bo-bobo: Yeah?
Don Patch: Well, you see...
Bo-bobo: Yeah?
Don Patch: Meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke!
Don Patch: Meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke, meke!
Bo-bobo: Huh?
Bo-bobo: Ya serious?
Bo-bobo: Huh?
Bo-bobo: Ya serious?
Don Patch: No way, no way, no way, no way. The truth is... The truth is...
Bo-bobo: What...
Bo-bobo: Is it?
Bo-bobo: What...
Bo-bobo: Is it?
Don Patch: Nyooo! Nyooo!
Bo-bobo: Kopepooon!
Don Patch: Nyooo! Nyooo!
Don Patch: Expel the demons!
Bo-bobo: Ahhh!
Bo-bobo: Spinny-spin!
Bo-bobo: Pu-pu-pu-pu-pu-pu-pu!
Don Patch: Ah! Pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi!
Don Patch: That actually hurt!
Bo-bobo: Mwaaah. Mwaaah.
Don Patch: Forget your troubles! Forget your troubles!
Bo-bobo: Mwah... Mwah... Mwah... Mwah...
Bo-bobo: Mwahchoo!
Bo-bobo: Now's my chance!
Don Patch: Nooooo!
Don Patch: Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. Pervert alert. Pervert alert.
Don Patch: Has a pervert been here lately?
Bo-bobo: Not a one!
Don Patch: Bo... Bo... Bo...
Bo-bobo: Thank you! I'm confident now!
Don Patch: Bo...
Don Patch: Ngh!
Don Patch: Wrap it up!
Bo-bobo: Don't wanna! Don't wanna!
Don Patch: What am I gonna do with you...
Don Patch: Then I guess I'll play with you until the end! It's a special deal!
Bo-bobo: I'm so happy! I'm so happy!
Don Patch: We're parallel! We're parallel! We're parallel!
Bo-bobo: And there you have it—the Turtle Rap: 2021 Rerecorded Edition.
Beauty: You recorded it again?
Vyrn?: Gaaaaahhh!

Free Your Soul: Scene 3

Some time later, the group receives a letter requesting help defeating the Hair Hunters who have taken over a nearby island. Thus Bo-bobo, Don Patch, Tokoro Tennosuke, and (Captain) set out to rid the skies of a new threat.



Bo-bobo: Time went on after that.
Don Patch: (Captain), Bo-bobo... Are you really going?
Bo-bobo: Of course.
Vyrn?: Heh... Bunch of saps, you guys are. I can handle it by myself.
Bo-bobo: You know I can't turn a blind eye if the Hair Hunters are involved.
Letter: Somebody help! A bunch of weirdos called the Hair Hunters are taking over our island!
Letter: They stole our only place of fun and are using it to do awful evil deeds!
Letter: They keep spamming the same cheap grabs and counterattacks... And they hog the machines all to themselves!
Letter: Our precious arcade will be a land for the lawless if something isn't done soon!
Bo-bobo: So this world has arcades too, huh?
Don Patch: I heard those punks are pretty strong. How're you planning to fight them?
Bo-bobo: If they're gonna play unfair, then I'll just have to bust out the camping techniques.
Don Patch: Wow... You'd stoop that low?
Bo-bobo: Whatever it takes to stop those bullying buttheads.
Bo-bobo: C'mon, everyone! Let's go teach 'em a lesson they won't forget!
Everyone: Yeah!
Time for a new adventure!
The End