Scenario:Elmelaura - The Wandering Chef

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The Wandering Chef

In a certain town, (Captain) and company visit a food stall run by a wandering chef named Elmelaura. Always on the hunt for rare ingredients to use, she decides to join the crew in hopes of finding something she has yet to encounter.



On a certain island, the crew arrives at a food stall that is currently the talk of the town.
Vyrn: Whoa... Look at this line...
Lyria: Wow... What kind of food could possibly be this popular?
Elmelaura: Welcome! Welcome to the food stall of the one and only Elmelaura, the wandering chef!
Vyrn: Yikes! Check out that huge knife!
Elmelaura: With this knife, passed down over the generations from my ancestors, I'll prepare a feast that's simply to die for!
Elmelaura: Now, tell me! What would you like?
Once she receives the crew's orders, the small Harvin starts waving her enormous knife around as though it weighs nothing.
In no time, she produces dishes that the crew find every bit as scrumptious as they had heard. However, it appears that not everyone is so impressed.
Man: Hmph! This food's no big deal!
Vyrn: You say that, but you licked your plate clean...
Man: Hah, a feast simply to die for? What a joke! All lies, I'm tellin' ya!
Elmelaura: Oh? Was my cooking not satisfactory for you, sir?
Man: Of course it wasn't! I wouldn't pay a single rupie for this slop.
Lyria: How can you say such a thing! That's terrible!
Vyrn: Hey now... You're not plannin' to dine and dash, are ya?
Elmelaura: Oh dear... I'm terribly sorry that I failed to meet your expectations!
Vyrn: Hey! Shouldn't you be at least a little upset at this guy?
Elmelaura: Hmm, well... it does injure my pride as a chef.
Elmelaura: But it wouldn't be very professional of me to say that a pig like you isn't even worthy of my most toxic slop!
Elmelaura: How about I prepare another dish for you? Perhaps you'll find it more to your liking.
Man: Really? Interesting. Let's see what you can do.
Elmelaura gives a deep bow and proceeds to whip up another entree as fast as lightning.
Elmelaura: I'm staking my good name as a chef on this! My treat!
Man: Hm, we'll see...
The man takes his first bite of the new dish. His eyes open wide and he starts shoveling the food into his mouth.
Man: This... This is amazing! I just can't stop!
Elmelaura: Hehe... How do you like it?
Vyrn: Haha! So, pops, are you gonna clear your plate again? Why don't you just admit that it's deli—
Vyrn: Whoa! The guy just collapsed!
Elmelaura: Ha-ha! Just desertsSic; should be "desserts" for those who plan to dine and dash!
Vyrn: Wha? Did you serve him poison or something?
Elmelaura: Don't be absurd! All I did was add a hefty dose of my special spice, but not quite enough to be lethal... Probably.
Vyrn: Say what! You sure have some nasty ideas up your sleeve...
Elmelaura: For such miscreants, I serve exactly a feast to almost die for!
Soon, guards come running in and haul away the dine-and-dasher.
Vyrn: Why do you use such a gargantuan knife anyway?
Elmelaura: Oh! You clearly have quite the discerning eye! This knife was handed down to me by my grandmother!
Elmelaura: The bigger the better—that's what my grandmother taught me!
Elmelaura: The bigger the pot, the better the soup!
Elmelaura: Which means the more steel in your blade, the better!
Vyrn: I see... I guess I kinda get it... and kinda don't.
Vyrn: But you're pretty tiny for someone who uses such big tools!
Elmelaura: Hmph!
Elmelaura: Saying things like that is strictly forbidden!
Elmelaura: You leave me with no choice but to slice you up and serve you to my customers!
Vyrn: Hey! Wait a minute, knife girl! I was just joking!
Elmelaura: I've never used a talking lizard as an ingredient before... Get ready!
Vyrn: Do something, (Captain)!
Elmelaura: But wait... An ingredient I've never tried... Hmm.
Vyrn: What's with you all of a sudden, knife girl?
Elmelaura: Hey... You're the captain, right? Do you think you'll meet any other rare life-forms during your travels?
Elmelaura: Seems likely, since you're already accompanied by a talking lizard...
Vyrn: Th-that's right! We've seen a ton of things that are a lot stranger than me!
Elmelaura: If that's the case, then I want to go with you, too!
Vyrn: You can't be serious!
Elmelaura: The reason I wander across different places is because I'm always looking for new ingredients!
Elmelaura: During my time with you, I'll prepare feasts that are simply to die for! A fair bargain, I'd say!
Vyrn: You know, I'm not exactly thrilled about this... What do you think, (Captain)?
  1. Make soup for us every morning!
  2. Just don't eat Vyrn.


Choose: Make soup for us every morning!

Elmelaura: Hmm, you mean you want something you can look forward to every morning?
Elmelaura: That must mean you think me capable of such a thing... Wonderful! I'll do my best!
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Choose: Just don't eat Vyrn.

Elmelaura: Understood! In that case...
Elmelaura: I hope you'll take me to find lots of ingredients that are rarer than a talking lizard!

Continue 1

Elmelaura: It's decided then! Everyone, I look forward to journeying with you!
Elmelaura: Hehe... You know, all my traveling up until now involved transferring again and again between airships.
Elmelaura: This will save me so much on travel expenses, which means I can use the budget on even higher quality dishes!
Thus the wandering chef Elmelaura joins the crew on their journey.
Elmelaura: Hmm, rare ingredients... I look forward to them!
Vyrn: Hey! Don't look at me when you say that!