Scenario:Ewiyar - Cats Don't Earn Their Keep!
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Cats Don't Earn Their Keep!
Ewiyar, the Emerald of the Six Dragons, is dwelling on the Grandcypher in the form of a cat. Despite the great power she harbors, however, she is called a "freeloader" by Ugusu and scolded by (Captain). Her pride wounded, she decides to clear her name once and for all.
Within Vyrn sleeps a special power that the Six Dragons sought by putting (Captain) through a number of trials.
Thankfully, the captain was able to overcome the four trials as well as Galleon's rampage, narrowly escaping the possibility of losing Vyrn to the dragons.
Several days after these events, a single cat roams the rooms of the Grandcypher as if it owns the ship.
Ewiyar: Meow, meow, meow!
The newcomer cat walks along the patches of sunlight, its tail held high in good spirits. Little does the crew know that this cat is, in fact, one of the Six Dragons, Ewiyar.
Disguising herself as a cat, Ewiyar had no trouble infiltrating the crew and making a place for herself on the ship as planned.
Ewiyar: (Good grief... The singularity included, mortals sure take their sweet time doing things.)
Ewiyar: (Taking on the form of a cat, a creature revered by all mortalkind, has made my supreme existence even more sublime!)
Ewiyar: (While all the other dragons were busy with their silly little farce, I was smart enough to sneak in right next to the singularity!)
Ewiyar: Nyahehe!
Lyria: Oh! Kitty!
Shinsha: There you are. Are you sunbathing today too?
Ewiyar: (See? Even the girl in blue and the girl of the gate can't resist me.)
Lyria: Hehe, look how it's showing us its fluffy belly! Did you want some tickles?
Ewiyar: (They sure love me!)
Ewiyar: Meeew.
Lyria: Ooh, your fur feels so nice and soft!
Ewiyar: Meeeow.
Ewiyar: (Hey, you gotta give me something in exchange for petting me!)
Lyria: Hm? I wonder what's the matter.
Shinsha: Hehe, it's probably hungry since it's about time for breakfast!
Lyria: You're right! I'll go get the kitty's food then. Is it in the kitchen?
Shinsha: Oh, I can get it!
Lyria: It's okay, I'll go! Why don't you brush the cat while I get the food? I'll be right back!
Shinsha: Lyria's always so kind to me...
Ewiyar: Meorw.
Shinsha: Hehe, sorry. I'll get straight to the brushing.
Ewiyar: Meow, meow!
Ewiyar jumps onto Shinsha's lap and welcomes the gentle brushing.
Ewiyar: Meeew.
Shinsha: Hehe, you're always so fluffy, I just can't stop stroking your fur.
Ewiyar: Meow.
Ewiyar: (This is paradise...)
Lyria: I'm back! Here, kitty! It's breakfast time!
Shinsha: Thank you, Lyria!
Good kitty. You're all groomed, just in time for breakfast.
Good kitty. You're all groomed, just in time for breakfast.
Lyria: Don't be shy!
Ewiyar: Meow!
Shinsha: Hehe. I guess it was really hungry.
Lyria: Oh, it's so cute! Just watching it eat makes me happy...
Vyrn: Hey, Lyria!
Lyria: Vyrn? Is something wrong?
Vyrn: Think you could help with unpackin' some stuff? We're short on hands right now!
Lyria: Of course! I'll be right there.
Shinsha: Oh, I'll help too!
Vyrn: Awesome! I'll go get a few more people, so you guys go on ahead first.
Lyria: Okay! Come on, Shinsha!
Shinsha: Right! See you later, kitty.
Ewiyar: Meooow.
Ewiyar: (Common folk sure are fidgety.)
Ewiyar: (Well, guess they can't help being so feeble, being the mortals that they are. I'll let them off the hook!)
Ewiyar: (Now that I'm full, it's time to get back to my special seat in the sun.)
Ewiyar stretches like a typical cat and heads for a sunny place on the ship to relax.
Ewiyar: (What a sunny day! Perfect weather for a nap!)
Ewiyar: (Now, let's head to my usual spot and...)
Cat: ...
Ewiyar: (Huh!)
Ewiyar: (I don't believe it! Someone's dared to set camp on my napping spot!)
Ewiyar: Hissss!
Cat: ...
Ewiyar: (Wha! Did it just ignore me?)
Ewiyar: Hiss! Hiss! Hissss!
Cat: Meow...
Ewiyar: Meeeorw!
Ewiyar: (That's my patch of sun! You think a common furball like you can just come and sit wherever?)
Cat: ...
Ewiyar: Meooow!
Cat: Meow.
Finally, the other cat gives in to Ewiyar's persistent hissing and reluctantly stands up to leave.
Ewiyar: (Heh, that's right! Since I'm so generous, I'll overlook your insolence just this once.)
Ewiyar: (Geez. First I let the girls pet me in the morning, and now I have to lecture this furball.)
Ewiyar: (I shouldn't need to do this much work. Yaaawn...)
Ewiyar: Meeew...
Having reclaimed her rightful place in the sun, Ewiyar throws herself down and gives a big yawn.
Ewiyar: (Mm... I can hear the commoners on this ship running back and forth.)
Ewiyar: (Working so hard just so they can survive... What pitiful beings.)
Ewiyar: (I, on the other hand, simply had to turn myself into a cat to gain reverence and a place to stay.)
Ewiyar: (All of the people on this ship are in the palm of my hand!)
Ewiyar: (I could even draw on an infinite amount of power from the girl of the gate if I so wished.)
Ewiyar: (Yep, I knew it. I'm flawless! Perfect caluclations that even the other dragons can't imitate.)
Ewiyar: Meeew...
Ewiyar: Me... ow...
Satisfied at how events are unfolding for her, Ewiyar curls up into a ball and drifts into pleasant slumber.
???: Okay, next is... this!
???: Come on, hurry! I know you're busy, but hurry!
Ewiyar: (Hngh... So noisy...)
Ewiyar slowly wakes from her doze to the sound of a shrill voice.
Lyria: Whew... Thank you so much for your help, Shinsha!
Shinsha: Of course! I'm a member of this crew too, after all. Please let me know whenever you need my assistance!
Ugusu: Shinsha! There you are! I brought the thing you wanted!
Shinsha: Ugusu, thank you! I appreciate it.
Ewiyar: (Ack, that bird is always so loud. He's interrupting my afternoon nap!)
Ewiyar: (It can't be helped that they're so busy, but can't that bird fly a bit more quietly?)
Ugusu: Next I'll bring the stuff over to (Captain) too!
Ugusu: Then I'll deliver all the letters that've arrived to everyone on the ship!
Lyria: Thank you, Ugusu! You're a big help!
Shinsha: Hehe. You're always working hard, aren't you, Ugusu?
Ugusu: Yep! I don't want to be a freeloader, so I need to do my part too!
Ugusu: I can't just lie around like a lazy cat!
Ewiyar: Meeeow?
Ewiyar: (A lazy... cat? Did he mean me just now?)
Ugusu: Cats just eat and then roll around on the floor.
Ugusu: That's no good! I have to do my best to help too. No freeloading for me!
Shinsha: R-right... Well, I don't think anyone's a freeloader... But you're doing a great job, Ugusu!
Ugusu: Heheh!
Ugusu puffs out his chest proudly as Shinsha ruffles his feathers. Meanwhile, Ewiyar stares at them in shock.
Ewiyar: (Wh-wha...)
Ewiyar: (That bird... It was making fun of me just now, wasn't it!)
Ewiyar: (I eat and roll around because I'm meant to be pampered like that!)
Ewiyar: (That bird has no idea who he's talking about!)
Vyrn: Hey! Fluff Cat!
Ewiyar: Meow?
Ewiyar: (Singularity... and the red dragon?)
Ewiyar: (I've found something better than your power, Red Dragon, so I have no use for you anymore.)
Vyrn: I'm talkin' to you! You might be a cat, but don't think you can get away with everything!
Ewiyar: Meow?
Vyrn: That's right. We know you were bein' mean to another cat earlier!
Young Cat: Meooow.
Vyrn: Yeah! The deck's for everyone on this ship. There's plenty of space, so you gotta share the place with others too.
Young Cat: Meow.
Ewiyar: M-meow?
Ewiyar: (Wha...)
Vyrn: Chase other cats away and there'll be no more snacks for you! You got that?
Ewiyar: Meeeow?
Vyrn: Geez... Didn't think cats would get so defensive about their territory.
Dante and Freiheit is a crew member
Vyrn: Dante's cats all know each other, so we've never had this problem before.
Ewiyar is so stunned that she barely notices (Captain) and the others leaving the deck.
Ewiyar: (They yelled at me... Me, Ewiyar!)
Ewiyar: (I'm a worshipped existence... Besides, cats are meant to be revered too!)
Ewiyar: (But they still...)
Ewiyar: Rrrg...
Ewiyar: Meorrrw!
Ewiyar: (Those stupid mortals! Stupid, stupid, stupid!)
Ewiyar: (They don't know anything! I'm the almighty Ewiyar!)
Ewiyar: (If they don't get that, then I'll make them get it... I'll carve it into their very souls!)
Ewiyar: (I'll show them just how awesome I am! How precious, amazing, and beautiful I am!)
Ewiyar: (I'll have you understand the full extent of my perfection!)
After being called a freeloader and scolded by (Captain) and the others, Ewiyar's pride is thoroughly wounded.
Thus Ewiyar begins to devise a plan to clear her name and gain the reverence she deserves from the crew.