Scenario:Hekate - The Goddess's Romantic Rival
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The Goddess's Romantic Rival
Hekate tries in vain to get a kiss from (Captain) as thanks for her help in resolving the albacore incident. Varuna and Neptune point out that Lyria is the main rival in her quest, so the goddess sets off to win over the captain by any means necessary.
After bidding farewell to Tunaro and restoring peace to the seas, (Captain) and the crew finally get to return to their regularly scheduled summer vacation.
Hekate: I deserve a reward for saving you, (Captain)! A sweltering, passionate reward!
Hekate pouts and whines about her supposed snub as the captain puts on sunscreen.
Hekate is a goddess of immense power—one that draws mortals into her world of dreams, drowning them in unending pleasure before draining them of their life-giving essence.
Hekate: I'm the magnificent goddess of the night. No mortal can resist my charms!
Except (Captain) did resist, arousing a burning curiosity within the goddess. Thus she joined the crew solely to become one with the captain.
She has hounded (Captain) ever since, leaving her dreamscapes behind in pursuit of her quarry in the waking world.
Hekate: I did it! I secured a shopping date with (Captain)!
Hekate: Prepare yourself, (Captain)... I'll make you mine, even without employing my powers!
Seeing that her methods of divine seduction have little effect, Hekate had decided to instead woo the captain the old-fashioned way.
Hekate: Did I not perform beautifully in regards to the albacore fiasco, (Captain)? Had I not worked my magic, you'd still be sleeping with the fishes!
Choose: Everyone really pulled together!
Hekate: Yes, yes, fair enough, but didn't I go particularly above and beyond?
Hekate: If it weren't for my divine powers, your transformation into an albacore would have never been undone! Who but the goddess of the night could have achieved such a feat!
Choose: You were really worried about me, huh?
Hekate: Worried?
Hekate: How dare you suggest that I would fret over a mere mortal!
Hekate: Don't get me wrong, I only saved you because it was to my benefit!
Hekate: As if I would allow a disobedient skydweller to remain an eternal denizen of the deep before getting to experience my true—
Hekate: Why are you smirking?
Hekate: S-such impudent words! I am the goddess of the night—resplendent and magnificent!
Hekate: Hmph! That's quite enough from you!
Neptune: So, to recap, you tried laying on the pressure, but then (Captain) finished slathering up and ran off?
Hekate: Sigh... What else was I supposed to do?
Varuna: Sluuurp... I don't know if we're the best people to ask.
In the cool shade of the beach house, Varuna and Neptune chat with Hekate over popsicles.
The commotion with Seahamut and Tunaro caused the two primals and the goddess to become fast friends.
Varuna: Why are you so gaga about (Captain) anyway? There's not really anything to write home about.
Hekate: And how would you know, exactly? It's not my fault you lack the brains to understand (Captain)'s true appeal! Besides, those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, hmm?
Varuna: Sheesh! One sec we're on cuddling terms, next you're at my throat! Chill out!
Neptune: A goddess's heart is a fickle thing!
Hekate: Please, I'm as clear as can be. I just wanted (Captain) to give me a little kiss as a thank you.
Neptune: Just a kiss?
Hekate: Mortals have procedures when it comes to courtship. Did you know that making moves on someone you've just met is a serious faux pas?
Varuna: And I thought I was the brainless one...
Neptune: Hmm... So how do you explain Lyria?
Hekate: Lyria?
Lyria: Eek, the water's cold! Ehehe, but it feels so refreshing after being in the sun!
Hekate: Hehe, what a ray of sunshine. She's just having some harmless fun in the sun with (Captain)! What's wrong with that?
Neptune: Are you sure it's harmless? Isn't she also trying to win over the captain?
Hekate: Why in the skies would she do that? I am the goddess of the night—my vast years of experience put hers to shame. There is simply no contest.
Varuna: But didn't Lyria become one with (Captain) right after they both met?
Hekate: Gasp!
Lyria: That's right. From now on our souls are permanently intertwined.
Hekate: I'd forgotten all about that! Their life forces are already linked to one another, aren't they?
Hekate: Which means they've already become one—a combined life essence, right down to their very souls! Can I even compete with that!
Lyria: Hahaha! Your silly little crush pales before the might of our relationship, Hekate!
Hekate stares back over at Lyria splashing about in the shallows, now viewing the girl in blue in a totally different light.
Hekate: This goes no further! Every second I waste, Lyria's widening her lead!
Hekate: Excuse me! One popsicle, please.
Neptune: You wanted one too? I didn't know you liked sweet stuff!
Hekate: Hehe, if love is a battleground, then this is my sword! Lyria may have her tricks, but I'm endowed with skills in seduction she could never dream of!
Hekate takes her popsicle from the stall keeper and fixes her gaze on the beach.
Hekate: What am I doing, being jealous of a mere girl? I am the goddess of the night—the succubine queen!
Hekate: I will not stop until (Captain)'s luscious lips are mine!
Hekate: Drool...
Neptune: Go get 'em, tiger!
Varuna: Rooting for you!
The primals' cheers at her back, and blazing with a desire hotter than the gleaming sun above, Hekate advances toward (Captain) and Lyria.
The stage is now set for the fiercest battle this summer has yet seen.