Scenario:Helnar - For All the Beach Babes
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For All the Beach Babes
Helnar finds a beautiful woman on the beach and is hitting on her when monsters appear. Happy to have a chance to look good, he enters the fray.
Helnar: Hmm? Are you alone, little lady?
Woman: Yes, what about it?
Helnar: I don't believe it... I'm worried.
Woman: Oh, you must be talking about the primal beast that was wreaking havoc nearby. But I heard it's been defeated...
Helnar: No, I'm actually worried about the eyes of other men on you.
Helnar: It just wouldn't be right to leave a woman as beautiful as you alone.
Helnar is enjoying his vacation at the resort with (Captain) and company.
Vyrn: Sigh... Looks like Helnar's on a roll again.
Lyria: Ha ha. He sure seems motivated!
Vyrn: Geez... He tries to pick up every girl he sees.
Helnar: How about it? Would you like me to be your knight for a night?
Monster: Grrr!
Woman: Aaah! M-monster!
Helnar: Oh, what great luck! Now you can get a look at my skills!
Helnar: Hurry. Go find someplace safe to hide.
Vyrn: There are way too many people around here to leave monsters alone. We better go, too!
For All the Beach Babes: Scene 2
Helnar is hitting on another beautiful woman when her fiance appears. Helnar tries to back off, but monsters appear, and he beats them down to protect her.
Helnar: Oh, (Captain). Did you happen to see the woman from earlier?
Choose: I don't see her anywhere.
Helnar: No? Well, at least she managed to get away from the monsters... I hope.
Helnar: Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
Helnar: Ouch. That's harsh.
Helnar: Unfortunately, it seems like you might be right.
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Helnar: Oh! But look! I've just discovered yet another beautiful woman!
Vyrn: Hey! Helnar? He's not listening.
Lyria: Oh dear. There he goes.
Vyrn: Geez... Come on. Let's go after him.
Helnar: Hi, there. What are you doing here? If you're alone, why don't we go out for some tea?
Woman: Um... Well...
Man: Hey! What do you want with my fiancee?
Helnar: So you already have a man. Looks like you don't need me after all.
Man: You've got that right. Now get lost.
Helnar: Yeah, yeah. I get it.
Vyrn: Hey! Watch out! Behind you!
Monster: Groar!
Man: Eek!
Monster: Grrr...
Helnar: Phew... Are you hurt?
Man: Why did you help me?
Helnar: Hmph. I wasn't helping you, buddy.
Helnar: I just can't stand seeing a beautiful woman cry.
Monster: Grrrrrr!
Lyria: Oh no... There are so many monsters.
Helnar: I better get serious or this could get ugly. (Captain)! Let's stay focused here!
For All the Beach Babes: Scene 3
When the fiance thanks him, Helnar responds in his usual way, but, when the man offers to go out for drinks with him, he takes off in a hurry.
Helnar: It looks like we took care of most of the monsters around here.
Helnar: You should go to a safer, more crowded place before more monsters show up.
Man: Hey...
Helnar: Hm? What is it?
Man: Thank you for what you did back there.
Helnar: Heh... Like I said, I didn't do it for you. I just can't stand to see beautiful women sad.
Gran is the Main Character
Vyrn: Geez! Why are you always like that, Helnar?
Lyria: Now, now... He's just fine the way he is!
Helnar: Heh... This is just the way I live. Anyway, we should get going.
Djeeta is the Main Character
Helnar: Oh, yes. That's why I want you to smile more, (Captain).
Helnar: Your radiant smile is the best healing salve I know.
Vyrn: Sigh, let's just go already!
Man: Hey!
Helnar: Hm? Did you still want something?
Man: Well, if you're up for it, I wouldn't mind going out for tea with you.
Vyrn: ...
Lyria: ...
Helnar: W-well... I think I'll pass. I hope you and your girl live happily ever after.
Man: What? Hey! Wait!
Helnar and (Captain)'s party flee, losing the man in the process.
As a result of this experience, Helnar becomes just a little less likely to chase every woman he sees.