Scenario:Rosetta - Wanted! Repel Tactics!
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Wanted! Repel Tactics!
Once in Auguste, Rosetta's new outfit attracts the attention of not a few bad men. Rosetta recounts that she has never been able to enjoy any vacation while in a swimsuit due to how magnetically the sight of her draws men in. When Io sees Rosetta grow haughty and drive away some hoodlums, she has an idea that may just help.
The crew arrives in Auguste after buying Rosetta's swimsuit and sunscreen.
Io: We made it!
Lyria: Yay!
Vyrn: Haha! Hold your horses, you two!
Io: You hold your horses, mister!
Vyrn: I ain't got no horses! Haha!
Rosetta: ...
Vyrn: Rosetta, something up? Spread that lotion and let's get going!
Rosetta: May I have a moment of everyone's time? I need you all to listen to me very carefully.
Vyrn: Hm? What's with the stiff talk?
Rosetta: I just want all of you to know that no matter what happens to me, save yourselves and leave me behind.
Vyrn: What?
Lyria: Rosetta, why would you say that...
Io: Why so serious all of a sudden? Did you hit your head?
Rosetta: I'm sorry... I don't want to involve any of you in my personal problems.
Rosetta: Just know... that none of you will be able to help me.
Lyria: Rosetta...
Vyrn: Why ya treating us like we're not family all of a sudden? We'll always be able to hel—
Vyrn: Agh!
Sunbather 1: Sup, pretty lady! You new 'round these parts? How about I take you for a personal tour?
Sunbather 2: Hey, you! They got some really good grub over there! W-wanna grab some with me?
Sunbather 3: I've got a boat ready for the two of us. Let's pass the day on the waters... Whaddya say! Come on!
Sunbather 4: From the moment I saw you, I knew.
Before the crew even realize, Rosetta is completely surrounded.
Vyrn: What the! Why is everyone and their mama coming this way!
Rosetta: Sigh... I knew it... This is how it ends...
Lyria: Huh? Rosetta, is this what you were talking about earlier?
Io: S-she was talking about guys hitting on her?
Rosetta: Thank you, everyone. But I'm afraid I'm not on the menu. Today is reserved for my dearest friends.
Sunbather 1: Huh? W-wait!
(Captain) and crew take Rosetta away and enter the nearest house they find.
Vyrn: What was that...
Rosetta: I'm so sorry. That's what happens to me whenever I wear a swimsuit...
Rosetta: I didn't want to ruin the plans we had for our day off... So I couldn't bring myself to tell you all sooner...
Vyrn: Gosh... This is gonna be rough...
Lyria: But I think I understand how everyone feels! You're just too beautiful!
Io: Yeah... You're the ideal everyone wants!
Rosetta: But, Io... If this continues, we won't be able to have the relaxing day we planned.
Vyrn: She's right...
Io: Is this... all my fault? I made you put on a swimsuit even though you didn't want to...
Rosetta: No, don't blame yourself! I wanted to have fun with all of you on the beach together.
Io: But now we can't do anything we planned...
Vyrn: Yup...
(Captain) looks around.
Sunbather 1: ...
Sunbather 2: ...
Sunbathers: ...
Lyria: There's no way we'll get a break with them around...
The crew distance themselves from the men trying to woo Rosetta but continue to be watched.
Rosetta: Why don't you all go to the beach and have a good time. I'll be fine by myself here.
Io: No way! If you can't have fun, then neither can we!
Vyrn: But what can we do? They've got us beat in numbers, and fighting them would kinda kill the mood, ya know?
Io: So... what if... we make Rosetta less alluring?
Lyria: What! Make Rosetta... That's impossible!
Io: Not exactly... There must be some way...
Vyrn: I got it! Since the swimsuit is what's attracting the guys, let's have her change into something less sexy.
Rosetta: I guess that's not wrong... But...
Io: Heck to the no! This is our time, not theirs! I won't stand for this!
Lyria: Vyrn, how could you say something like that!
Vyrn: Whoa!
Vyrn: You don't gotta bite my head off for trying...
Choose: Get it together, Vyrn!
Vyrn: What? You too, (Captain)... I was only trying to help...
Choose: I think Vyrn is right.
Vyrn: See, you get me, (Captain). The simplest answer is usually the right one.
Io: Sigh... You don't understand anything. Sometimes you can be really oblivious, (Captain).
Continue 1
Rosetta: I want to enjoy my time here in the outfit that Io and Lyria spent so much time picking out.
Io: I know we can think of something if we put our heads to it!
As long as the men on the prowl for Rosetta continue their pursuit, she cannot peacefully enjoy her vacation.
That's when it hits Io.
Hoodlum 1: Heyo! I heard there was a really fab chick in there. Let me get a good look at her!
A couple of street rats come barging into the house that the crew is in.
Hoodlum 2: B-Boss! Th-th-there's the one you want! That one there!
Hoodlum 2: That one there!
Rosetta: ...?
Hoodlum 1: ...!
Hoodlum 1: Phewie! Hot damn! That is a toot toot in the woot woot!
Rosetta: Come again? Are you talking about me?
Hoodlum 1: Yeah, you. You've got all the right bings in all the right bases. I've got butterballs all up in my sto-mack, yo!
Vyrn: What the heck is he talking about? Is he hitting on Rosetta or insulting her?
Io: Who cares... These guys are totes gross.
Hoodlum 1: Come on, chillax with your boys, sweet thing. Whaddya say? You and me and Auguste, baby
Rosetta: Hah. Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm only here to spend time with those dearest to me.
Hoodlum 1: Wait, homegirl! We still got biz-nass to discuss with you. For startas, how about lettin' me in dat posse of yours? Whatcha say?
Lyria: Posse... You mean you want to join the crew?
Vyrn: I don't think that's what he meant...
Vyrn: Back off! We ain't got time for you creeps! We just wanna relax! Now get!
Hoodlum 1: Spits... My generation don't take poop-a-doop from no man, woman, or animal!
Hoodlum 1: Since you've gone and pissed me the flip off, I'ma let you have it. Get 'em!
Hoodlum 2: On it, Boss!
Rosetta: Stop!
Hoodlum 1: What? N-now you got something to say?
Hoodlum 1: I guess you're ready to pucker up those lips and take me for a spin, eh, babycakes?
Rosetta: Hah... Who do you think you're talking to? A man who tries to hurt my friends won't get anywhere with me.
Rosetta: But...
Hoodlum 1: But?
Rosetta: Even if you hadn't threatened my friend, you have the worst lines I've ever heard. Who do you think would go out with you after hearing all that?
Hoodlum 1: What?
Rosetta: Are you seriously saying you don't realize how badly that was going?
Rosetta: Your whole plan needs to be reworked from top to bottom. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Io: What she said!
Vyrn: Even I know a guy with no game when I see one...
Rosetta: Now that you know your place, how about leaving my sight?
Rosetta's eyes flicker with anger, causing the hoodlum to take a step back in fear.
Hoodlum 1: Tch... Whatevs. Peacez, beezies.
The pair of miscreants leave the house in a hurry.
Io: It doesn't look like we'll be able to have that quiet time we all wanted with these weirdos hanging around...
Rosetta: I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
Lyria: No... None of us blames you, Rosetta.
Vyrn: Yeah! You just got rid of those punks! You were on fire! Even I got a little scared.
Rosetta: Hehe. That's what happens when someone tries to hurt my friends. What kind of person stands for that?
Vyrn: Haha! You sent them packing with their tails between their legs!
Io: That's it!
Io: I know what we need to do!
Rosetta: What do you mean, Io?
Io: I've thought of something even more effective than making you less alluring! You'll love what I've come up with!
Io shares her epiphany with the crew, determined to make Rosetta undesirable.
But what exactly does she have in mind?
Wanted! Repel Tactics!: Scene 2
Io first decides to have Rosetta treat any man who approaches her badly. When that fails, Io spreads vicious rumors about Rosetta to lessen her popularity. All of Io's ideas fail and even lead to her being captured by a man who tries to use her as bait to get Rosetta. Rosetta has had it, and now all will see what true wrath looks like.
In order for the crew to fully enjoy their vacation time, they need to come up with a plan to keep creepers away.
While everyone puts on their thinking caps to solve this problem, it is Io who comes up with an applicable solution.
Vyrn: So whatcha gonna do to Rosetta?
Io: Just hear me out. Don't you think Rosetta was too nice to those guys from before?
Vyrn: Uh, when you put it like that... I guess she was? She could have just ignored them or something, but she made conversation...
Rosetta: But don't you think ignoring people is really mean?
Io: While I really do love that you're so nice to people...
Io: That's also a character flaw!
Io: Kindness gives these men the wrong idea!
Io: So you need to be the meanest you can be.
Lyria: The meanest Rosetta? What kind of things should she do instead?
Io: She's gotta be scary! Rawr! She's gotta be like a crazy cat lady that nobody wants to be near!
Io: Or something like that...
Lyria: Umm... But how would she do that?
Io: Just watch and learn! If Rosetta follows my lead, things will be okay!
Rosetta: Hehehe. This sounds like fun.
Vyrn: Are you serious? I'm just plain worried...
Rosetta: ...
Sunbather 1: Heya! Neat seeing you again! I may or may not have been listening to your conversation and heard your name was Rosetta. Am I right?
Sunbather 1: I've got something else I wanna tell ya... I don't think you should have come to Auguste...
Rosetta: What? Why?
Sunbather 1: Because the beauty of Auguste is completely overshadowed by you, girl!
Rosetta: Oh, that's cute...
Rosetta: Not. What kind of half-baked pick up line was that? Is that really the best thing you could come up with?
Rosetta: This conversation isn't worth my time. I'm already bored, and we just met.
Sunbather 1: ...!
Sunbather 2: Baby! You want a piece of this meat? I bought too much, so I'm looking to share some with you!
Rosetta: Did you really just try to come on to me with food? Do I look like a dog to you?
Rosetta: Oh, I get it. The heat's gotten to your head. Snap out of it. Do you think a man like you has any right to even talk to me?
Sunbather 2: So... you don't want my... meat?
Rosetta: The only thing I want from you is an apology. It's simple. Apologize and walk away. Even you can manage that, right?
Sunbather 2: I-I...
Sunbather 2: I'm sorry...
Rosetta: Hehe. Now that you've learned your lesson, don't ever try talking to me again.
Rosetta is doing just what Io instructed her to do—burn any man who comes her way to a crisp.
(Captain) and crew watch her from afar.
Io: Great!
Vyrn: What part of that was great? Now Rosetta is acting like a stuck-up butt-face!
Io: That's the plan. We want other people to think that's how she really is.
Vyrn: W-why...
Io: If Rosetta keeps being mean to people, then people will stop trying to talk to her.
Io: Then we can all have that vacation we keep talking about.
Vyrn: But... Is this really okay...
Io: Oh, look over there! Those are the guys Rosetta wasted. Let's go see how they feel about her now.
Sunbather 1: ...
Sunbather 2: ...
Lyria: Sigh... I feel bad for them... They're probably really hurt about the way they were rejected...
Vyrn: Who wouldn't be after how she talked to them...
Little do they know...
Sunbather 1: That was pretty good!
Sunbather 2: It was amazing!
Sunbather 1: Getting rejected just makes me want to try even harder! Let's stay on her tail! I hope she takes me as her prisoner and throws away the key!
Sunbather 2: That would be awesome! She's a stone-cold killer, and I want her all to myself!
Vyrn: Dude... They're happy!
Io: T-that's not right...
Vyrn: What the heck do we do now? They want her even more than before!
Io: D-don't worry! That was just phase one of my plan! Next up is phase two!
Sunbather 3: Pant... Pant... Where'd she go? Over there?
Sunbather 4: Nope... She's not on the beach anymore...
Io & Lyria: ...
Sunbather 3: Hm? Weren't those two hanging out with her earlier?
Io: So... about Rosetta...
Sunbather 4: Wait! Are they talking about my one and only?
Sunbather 3: Let's get closer and listen in!
Io: Rosetta was just bragging to me about how easily she brings all the boys to the yard...
Lyria: Uh... Let me see... O-oh, yes! She is a... terrible person. So... stuck-up... and stuff...
Lyria struggles to read Io's terrible handwriting from the script she was given earlier.
For phase two of Io's plan, Lyria and Io go around spreading vicious rumors about Rosetta all over town.
Lyria: She... plays with men... like toys... How bad... Bad... I say...
Sunbather 3: What? Stuck-up? Bad? Really?
Sunbather 4: She gives men the wrong idea on purpose just so she can play with their feelings? As a hobby?
Vyrn: Yay! They heard every word you two said! Now no one will like Rosetta!
Vyrn returns to listening to what the men have to say.
Sunbather 3: So that means she really believes she's a catch... Who doesn't love a woman with confidence!
Sunbather 4: And she plays with men like a little she-devil? Now I really gotta have her!
Vyrn: What is wrong with them!
Io learns from Vyrn that her second plan failed as well.
Io: Grr! I'm not done yet! (Captain), we're gonna need you to make some sacrifices! This means war!
Continue 1
Sunbather 1: You know, I keep seeing...
Sunbather 2: Rosetta alone with that one guy we saw earlier...
Rosetta: (Captain), how about we head to the shore next?
Rosetta: Hehe... This is one plan I like. Just you and me, (Captain). All alone on the beach...
(Captain) takes Rosetta's hand and bathes in the jealous looks from all around him as they walk along the shores of the beach.
Io: Initiate phase three: Rosetta puts on a show!
Io: As long as it looks like Rosetta is dating somebody, guys won't hit on her!
Lyria: Yeah! What a great idea, Io!
Vyrn: And you think (Captain) can be that special someone? Okay, let's give it a try!
Vyrn: So is it working?
Sunbather 1: Damn it! Those two look great together...
Sunbather 2: Yup... Dem's the pits... Can't argue with that.
Vyrn: Whoa! This might actua—
Sunbather 1: But he's too young. He won't be able to satisfy her. How long you give them, a week? Maybe two?
Sunbather 2: More or less. Let's just wait for the breakup and swoop in.
Vyrn: What!
Vyrn: What's a dragon gotta do around here to shake these losers...
Sunbather 1: You know, I keep seeing...
Sunbather 2: Rosetta alone with that one girl we saw earlier...
Rosetta: (Captain), how about we head to the shore next?
Rosetta: Hehe... This is one plan I like. Just you and me, (Captain). All alone on the beach...
(Captain) takes Rosetta's hand and bathes in the jealous looks from all around her as they walk along the shores of the beach.
Io: Initiate phase three: Rosetta gets herself a beard!
Io: As long as it looks like Rosetta is dating somebody, guys won't hit on her!
Lyria: Yeah! What a great idea, Io!
Vyrn: And you think (Captain) can be that special someone? You sure about this?
Io: Try not to think too hard about this, Vyrn. As long as people stop hitting on Rosetta, we'll be okay.
Vyrn: I guess...
Vyrn: So is it working?
Sunbather 1: Gulp... Have I died and gone to heaven? I don't think I've ever seen anything so beautiful... in my life...
Sunbather 2: Pant... I feel like something wonderful inside me wants to come bursting out... I wonder what her pet name for Rosetta is...
Sunbather 1: We have no business bothering that lovely set of beauties. I could watch them together all day...
Sunbather 2: Me too! Follow them!
Vyrn: Leave them alone!
Continue 2
Lyria: Ahaha... That didn't go as planned either...
Io: Ugh! What. The. Fudge! Why are they so persistent!
Vyrn: Sigh... None of these plans are panning out...
Lyria: I know... Rosetta is just too pretty...
Rosetta: True... But, there must be something we can do...
Sunbathers: ...
Sunbathers: ...
The men whose hearts Rosetta has stolen stare on with fierce intensity.
Io: Ugh... I've had it...
Io: Everyone take five. Phase four is a one-woman show.
Lyria: What? Will you be okay on your own?
Io: This calls for my special ace in the hole! The problem is that everyone has their eyes on Rosetta, so I'm going to draw their attention!
Vyrn: What exactly... does she mean by that?
Rosetta: Hehe. This should be interesting.
Sunbather 1: Aww... Rosetta... You even manage to look good just resting in a house on the beach...
Io: Lah dee doo...
Io: Aah!
Io: Waa! I've fallen and I can't get up! Someone help me!
Io: Glance!
Sunbather 1: ...
Sunbather 2: Rosetta... So I learned my lesson... You just don't like meat, do you?
Io: Umm... I'm so thirsty. I wish someone would buy me juice.
Io: Glance!
Sunbather 2: ...
Vyrn: Uh... What is Io doing? She obviously fell down on purpose...
Lyria: Yeah... I wonder what's going on... She's even talking to those strange men...
Rosetta: Perhaps... she's trying something extremely bold...
Vyrn: Whatcha mean?
Rosetta: Hehe. She's trying to get their attention by being a cute little girl.
Vyrn: Why? That obviously ain't gonna work!
Lyria: W-well... It's something...
In phase four, Io attempts to take attention away from Rosetta by being as cute as possible.
If the men take their focus off of Rosetta, the crew may get the chance to relax.
Sunbather 3: Rosetta... I just wanna get you on my boat and show you my—
Io: Gee... I'm so bored... Isn't there anyone who will play with me?
Io: Glance!
Sunbather 3: ...
Io: Umm... I'm hungry... Won't someone take me to eat?
Sunbather 4: Hey, little girl.
Io: Y-yes?
Sunbather 4: We're busy staring at Rosetta. If you're gonna play, do it over there.
Io: ...!
Io: Y-you... You big meanie... I... I...
Lyria: Uh-oh... Io's gone off by herself...
Vyrn: They weren't paying any attention to her at all, so...
Rosetta: They just don't see how adorable she is... They wouldn't know cute if it hit them in the face.
Io: Whimper... They were so mean to me...
(Captain) and crew go searching for Io after she doesn't return for some time.
Lyria: Hmm... Where could she have gone?
Vyrn: I thought I saw her run this way. Maybe she thought up a new plan?
Vyrn: Well, at least Rosetta seemed to have a good time.
Rosetta: Hehehe. It really was. I don't think I've ever had so much fun on the beach before.
Vyrn: But we didn't get to rest at all, and not one part of this was quiet. What's there to be happy about?
Rosetta: I think I enjoyed how much Io was trying to make sure I was having a good time.
Rosetta: I wish it could have been nice and quiet too, but this is a priceless experience of it's own kind.
Rosetta: We really need to thank Io for how hard she worked.
Lyria: As long as you had fun, it was worth it.
Vyrn: Haha! I guess it was!
Vyrn: But, uh... We still haven't found Io.
Lyria: Yeah... What're we going to do?
Hoodlum 2: Boss, found 'em!
Hoodlum 1: Sup! Baby cheeks, you ready to have yourself a good time with me and my boy or what?
Vyrn: Ugh! Not these clowns again! They never learn...
Rosetta: Must I remind you? I'm not going anywhere with you.
Hoodlum 1: Hold it, toots! This is your last chance to get a piece of dis biz-nass!
Vyrn: What the? This time they're not letting up...
Hoodlum 1: You do wanna see your little friend again, right? So. Step. To. This.
Vyrn: Little friend?
Vyrn: You mean—
Hoodlum 1: Let me take you out, and I'll think about giving you your girl!
Lyria: No way! You have Io?
Hoodlum 1: You think I know her name? Anyways, we got that little critter.
Vyrn: Critter?
Vyrn: If you've got Io, give her back!
Hoodlum 1: Butt out, flying toad! She's ours. Now, how about it, hot stuff? You in?
Rosetta: You're telling me... that you're using my friend as a hostage?
Rosetta: Let me ask you something. That other guy has been calling you "Boss," so that means you're the leader of something, right?
Hoodlum 1: Of-da-course! Who else do you think could run a ring like your boy here? Nahaha!
Rosetta: In other words... You would make an excellent hostage yourself, wouldn't you?
Hoodlum 1: Come 'gain?
Rosetta: Perfect... What's a flame without a moth burning inside of it, right?
Rosetta: As it so happens, the flame is right before you. And I'll even let you in on a little secret.
Rosetta: Ready? You're the moth.
Vyrn: Uh... Rosetta...
Rosetta: Stand back. All of you. These little boys ruining my fun are about to get very hard spankings.
Choose: We won't let you go it alone!
Rosetta: (Captain)... But this is all my fault...
Vyrn: No it ain't! And Io is our friend too!
Lyria: Yeah! That's right! We all want Io back!
Rosetta: You love them too?
Vyrn: Me three! But that's beside the point! We gotta save Io!
Lyria: Me four! I mean... Let's save Io!
Continue 3
Rosetta: I see. Then let's get this group spanking started!
Hoodlum 1: What the hell?
Hoodlum 1: Ain't nobody spanking me! Get 'em!
Hoodlum 2: O-on it!
Wanted! Repel Tactics!: Scene 3
With Io back safely, Rosetta is calm again. Not only that, but all the men who saw Rosetta's angered state are now too afraid to approach her. The crew's surroundings finally grow quiet, and they enjoy the best summer vacation ever.
Io: Rosetta! Everybody!
Rosetta: Io! Are you hurt?
Io: I'm okay! I'm sorry for worrying all of you... I should've been paying more attention...
Rosetta: Don't worry about that, Io. As long as you're safe, that's all that matters.
Rosetta strokes Io on the head, finally calmed by her return.
Rosetta: Now then...
Rosetta faces the hoodlums.
Hoodlum 1: Aah!
Rosetta: You took my friend captive and tried to force me to go out with you. Clearly you knew what you wanted and went for it.
Rosetta: Hehehe. So I'll let you choose.
Rosetta: You can leave Auguste, or you can take me on a date. You must choose right now.
Rosetta: Choose to date me, and I'll make sure this is a summer you never forget.
Rosetta: We'll visit my little house of horrors. And once you've seen that, your nightmares will seem like sweet dreams.
Hoodlum 1: I-I... Y-you know... I think I'll pass on that!
Rosetta: Good. Now leave!
Hoodlum 1: Aaah! I'm going!
Hoodlum 2: B-Boss! Waaait!
Sunbathers: ...
Sunbathers: ...
Sunbather 1: D-did you see that? She's crazy strong...
Sunbather 2: Yeah... That power scares me...
Rosetta: Oh? Are you still over there watching me? Haven't learned your lesson yet?
Sunbathers: Aah!
Rosetta: Maybe... I could interest one of you in my little house of horrors?
Sunbathers: N-n-not a chance!
Vyrn: Whoa...
Lyria: Did they...
Io: Finally leave?
With Rosetta's overwhelming power finally coming to light, all of the men scramble away leaving not a single one remaining.
Rosetta: Was a little show of strength all it took to make things quiet down around here?
Vyrn: So... We did all that work, but...
Vyrn: Basically we shoulda just made Rosetta fight to begin with?
Rosetta: I would have refused. Using violence to scare people off is normally not acceptable behavior.
Rosetta: But exceptions can be made. They really ticked me off when they took Io...
Rosetta: Overall though, that was quite the time. Who cares if we let ourselves go a little wild?
Io: Sigh... I just can't compete...
Rosetta: Hehehe. If anything it's I who can't complete with you, Io.
Rosetta: I've never been able to have such a fun time before. Thank you.
Io: R-really? Haha. I don't think I did that much, but if you say so.
Lyria: Hehehe. Great job, Io.
Io: Now let's have some real fun!
Vyrn: Yeah!
Lyria: Yay! Our vacation starts now!
Io and the others race off to the sea, while Rosetta watches them from behind with a smile on her face.
Rosetta: Wait! I've forgotten something extremely important!
Rosetta: I... haven't applied sunscreen.
Rosetta: (Captain), would you do me the favor and help me apply this? Hehehe.
And so (Captain) gets the greatest treasure of all—the privilege of applying sunscreen on Rosetta—thus making the vacation truly memorable.
Categories:
- Scenario Character: Io
- Scenario Character: Lyria
- Scenario Character: Vyrn
- Scenario Character: Rosetta
- Scenario Character: Sunbather 1
- Scenario Character: Sunbather 2
- Scenario Character: Sunbather 3
- Scenario Character: Sunbather 4
- Scenario Character: Sunbathers
- Scenario Character: Hoodlum 1
- Scenario Character: Hoodlum 2
- Character Fate Scenario
- Scenario Character: Io & Lyria
- Fate Gender Check