Tomoi: "Say what?"
Elsam: "Say what?"
Lowain: "Say what? Either of you wanna tell me what's goin' on?"
Elsam: "Beats me. Legal trouble?"
Tomoi: "Aren't they the palette swaps though? Looks fun either way."
Lowain: "Man, my brain hurts. What is copy-write-in-fresh-mint? Whatever, let's just..."
The Bros: "Par-tay!"
— Mirror match
Tomoi: "Heheh..."
Elsam: "Nice."
Lowain: "Hmm... Ha! Lyri-rad's vibin' with us."
Elsam: "Aww... Ain't she the best?"
Tomoi: "Anywho, let's get this show on the road."
Lowain: "Word. If we wanna win this, just gotta go with the flow and..."
The Bros: "ride the waves!"
— VS Gran
Tomoi: "She's here..."
Elsam: "Yeah..."
Lowain: "Heh. There's no escaping the destiny..."
Elsam: "of this never-ending love story."
Tomoi: "Dude. The good chapters are just getting started!"
Lowain: "She's gonna rock us so hard. All aboard, boys. 'Cuz this is a one-way ticket"
The Bros: "to heaven or hell!"
— VS Katalina
Tomoi: "Whoa..."
Elsam: "Mm..."
Lowain: "Hehe... Oy, you gents hear that?"
Elsam: "Hah. She thinks we have tactics."
Tomoi: "Well, joke's on her."
Lowain: "We fake it till we make it, baby!"
The Bros: "Rock and roll!"
— VS Charlotta
Tomoi: "Oof."
Elsam: "For real, bro?"
Lowain: "Man... How do knightly studs get all the chickadees?"
Elsam: "I wish we had our own suits of armor..."
Tomoi: "'Cuz we're, like, totally knights ourselves too."
Lowain: "Right? People would hella respect us if we were out there knighting all hard like..."
The Bros: "Party knights!"
— VS Lancelot
Tomoi: "Strawberry Man..."
Elsam: "Aw crud..."
Lowain: "Dude... This guy looks like he's cool enough for merchandising options..."
Elsam: "That armor's totes bad to the bone. He'd make a good action figure."
Tomoi: "Bros, bros, bros, what's that got to do with the fight?"
Lowain: "Think if we win, dude. Fame, fortune, and Lowain Incorporated..."
The Bros: "Franchising options available."
— VS Percival
Tomoi: "Like..."
Elsam: "Hoo boy..."
Lowain: "Time out. Huddle up, boyos. Emergency strat meet."
Elsam: "How do we even fight her?"
Tomoi: "No freakin' clue. But Ladiva's always going on about the power of love, yeah? What if we hit her with her own medicine or whatevs?"
Lowain: "Aight, lads. Ignite the cockles of your heart! For the gals we love!"
The Bros: (Lowain: "Kat!" Elsam: "Yggy!" Tomoi: "Freezie!")
— VS Ladiva
Tomoi: "Hrm?"
Elsam: "Whoa."
Lowain: "Oooh. Sammy, Tommy, you two find a place to hole up!"
Elsam: "What if she drop kicks us when our backs are turned?"
Tomoi: "Yes, please. Step on me!"
Lowain: "Argh! I said I got this! Scram already!"
— VS Metera
Tomoi: "Word up."
Elsam: "Wait..."
Lowain: "Ah... Dudes, ajormay oblempray. Ferry thought we were serial."
Elsam: "Crap, what do, man?"
Tomoi: "Uh... Could give her a crash course? Turn up the bro factor to eleven?"
Lowain: "So, like, just be ourselves? Huh..."
The Bros: "Study buds!"
— VS Ferry
Tomoi: "Huh?"
Elsam: "Ah..."
Lowain: "Uh-oh... Well, boys? Should we go through with it?"
Elsam: "I don't think I can handle the embarrassment."
Tomoi: "There's no going back now. We gotta get a taste of her super moooove."
Lowain: "That settles it. Gentlemen, it's been an honor."
The Bros: "SSBA!"
— VS Zeta
Tomoi: "Hm?"
Elsam: "Seriously?"
Lowain: "Dudes... Vaseraga just invited us out for drinks? Can you, like, believe?"
Elsam: "He's a big ol' pineapple--spikey on the outside, sweet on the inside."
Tomoi: "He's more like a coconut. Stupid helpful, but hard to crack.."
Lowain: "Bros, now I'm craving a fruity beverage..."
The Bros: "Cheers to that!"
— VS Vaseraga
Tomoi: "Holy smokes..."
Elsam: "Are we doomed?"
Lowain: "Think, dudes! What's the plan?"
Elsam: "Uhh... Ain't it obvious?"
Tomoi: "Weee're gonna have to kick his butt, aren't we?"
Lowain: "Sounds lit for a final battle!"
The Bros: "Waheeey!"
— VS Beelzebub
Tomoi: "Wha?"
Elsam: "Kuh-rap..."
Lowain: "Wait, why? Boooy! She's talking about killing us!"
Elsam: "What'd we do?"
Tomoi: "All the V-Day chocolate she made the captain—might've fallen into my mouth. "
Lowain: "You ball of bonito crap. You're my bro, and I love you, but seriously..."
The Bros: "WORTH IT!"
— VS Narmaya
Tomoi: "Bro."
Elsam: "Bro."
Lowain: "Uh... But we didn't, like, ask to go to Soriz's boot camp."
Elsam: "Dude, I can't exercise more than 10 seconds a day—doctor's orders."
Tomoi: "How big do your biceps need to be to flip an egg?"
Lowain: "But, bros.. We're not gonna get dessertable discharge now... Let's just like..."
The Bros: "Bake this muffin!"
— VS Soriz
Tomoi: "Oops."
Elsam: "Oops."
Lowain: "Heh. Think they brosorbed our lingo while hanging with us? Maybe while we were all down in the kitchy? And why do I feel guilty?"
Elsam: "When you do the talkin', you gotta do the walkin'."
Tomoi: "What if everyone started talking like us? Then the captain wouldn't have a problem!"
Lowain: "That works... Get ready for..."
The Bros: "Human Language Attack!"
— VS Djeeta
Tomoi: "Hmm?"
Elsam: "Oh."
Lowain: "Uhhh... Oh noes. The apple pie we promised Zooey we would make for the banquet, we just put it into the oven less than a dozen minutes ago."
Elsam: "Aw, yikes. Just gotta keep her distracted before the drop."
Tomoi: "No can do... She'll have our butts baked and buttered by then."
Lowain: "Nothing we can do now. 'Cept wait for the edges to turn golden brown-you know, pie stuff. We’ve just gotta get ready to..."
The Bros: "Turn up the heat!"
— VS Zooey
Tomoi: "Wait hold up."
Elsam: "Huh?"
Lowain: "Lonely?! He got me, right in the feels."
Elsam: "I don't know dude... He's pretty sleazy."
Tomoi: "Yo, but the fans are crazy for him."
Lowain: "And... I think they're dying for some..."
The Bros: "Burning bromance!"
— VS Belial / Avatar Belial
Tomoi: "So smol!"
Elsam: "So smol!"
Lowain: "Wha... Sure, come right this way, miss."
Elsam: "Crap oh crap. We're waiting on Lil' Miss Alchemy? What do mad geniuses even eat?"
Tomoi: "Don't look at me, bro... Oh! What about some kinda fancy-pants parfait?"
Lowain: "No can do. If we bring out all the good-good, our money goes bye-bye. Our whole business, our retirement plan... "
The Bros: "Gone in sixty seconds!"
— VS Cagliostro
Tomoi: "Huh?"
Elsam: "Huh?"
Lowain: "Wha? Did she say 'tasty'? You can eat those slime buckets?"
Elsam: "No way dude. She meant you can blast 'em for major EXP—wanna try it?"
Tomoi: "Wait what day is it? Let's drop by Siero's and count up journey drops."
Lowain: "Okay, hold up. I'm pretty sure you broke one wall too many there, bro. But who cares 'cause..."
The Bros: "It's Granblue, baybee!"
— VS Yuel
Tomoi: "Buh..."
Elsam: "Bwah..."
Lowain: "Bruh... Just what the heck are we supposed to teach a master like him?"
Elsam: "Uh... How to post up like the boys?"
Tomoi: "But for real though... Is pops ready to let his moustache down?"
Lowain: "Okay! I think I've got it boys. Let's throw a..."
The Bros: "Stache Bash!"
— VS Anre
Tomoi: "Dude."
Elsam: "No bueno..."
Lowain: "Yo hold up. Remember our beach episode?"
Elsam: "Which one, bro? We've had so many we must be breaking anime law."
Tomoi: "Holy— You talking about the attack of the electric eels?"
Lowain: "You bet I am! We've already been zapped to kingdom come... And that means by now, electricity ain't effective on us, baby!"
The Bros: "Type advantage!"
— VS Eustace
Tomoi: "What's the plan?"
Elsam: "Uh..."
Lowain: "No sweat. I've got you covered."
Elsam: "For real?"
Tomoi: "Spill it!"
Lowain: "... You thought!"
The Bros: "We're screwed!"
— VS Seox
Tomoi: "Geegh!"
Elsam: "Game over, man!"
Lowain: "Ah man... This is it. Our time's up."
Elsam: "Yep. Vira always cooks our keisters good."
Tomoi: "Not this time... Now that we're in Versus, we can break the cycle!"
Lowain: "Holy cannoli, you're onto somethin'! Don't let us down, Player One!"
The Bros: "Times are a-changing!"
— VS Vira
Elsam: "Whoa!"
Tomoi: "Whoa!"
Lowain: "What in the freshest of hells! They're, like, total palette swaps! Isn't that, uh, copyright infringement or something? Lawyer up!"
— Mirror match
Elsam: "Wassup!"
Tomoi: "Heheh."
Lowain: "Hey, Cap'n! You up for a no-babies, winner-takes-all throw down? Whenever you're ready!"
— VS Gran
Elsam: "Wow!"
Tomoi: "Aw man..."
Lowain: "Kat... We seriously gonna do this? It's gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you."
— VS Katalina
Elsam: "Lu..."
Tomoi: "miel!"
Lowain: "Hey Charlotta! I can see that hungry look in your eye! How 'bout a Little Skyfarer's Lunch? Hehe... Only if you beat us!"
— VS Charlotta
Elsam: "Feen..."
Tomoi: "drache."
Lowain: "Apart, we'd be instant goners in a one-on-one match. But together, our power level's through the roof!"
— VS Lancelot
Elsam: "Yo."
Tomoi: "Bro."
Lowain: "Yo, just as like some thought science, if we win this... Can we join your royal entourage or whatever it's called? What's the pay like?"
— VS Percival
Elsam: "w00t! w00t!"
Tomoi: "w00t! w00t!"
Lowain: "Ladies and gentlebros, put your hands together for... The one, the only... the Looowaaaaiiiin!"
— VS Ladiva
Elsam: "Sup!"
Tomoi: "Wassup!"
Lowain: "Swanky hair, Metera. Be a shame if somethin' happened to it. Like, if you punched us too hard and it got messed up. So go easy on us, kay?"
— VS Metera
Elsam: "Ghosts!"
Tomoi: "No biggie!"
Lowain: "Imagine I turned into a ghost though? Then again... I'm BFFs with the G. Cyph peeps for life and the afterlife, so it's all good."
— VS Ferry
Elsam: "Hey..."
Tomoi: "Yeah?"
Lowain: "You boys thinking what I'm thinking? Hey Zeta, knock us out with your super move! Wardrobe malfunction overload!"
— VS Zeta
Elsam: "Sup."
Tomoi: "What's good?"
Lowain: "Yo Vaseraga. We got nothin' but mad respect for you, Bro. Man, are we lucky to spar with ya. Real recognize real!"
— VS Vaseraga
Elsam: "Bubs..."
Tomoi: "Bubs..."
Lowain: "Oh, Goodest Bro in the sky, my knees are quakin! But if I'm gonna save Kat, I've gotta save the world first!"
— VS Beelzebub
Elsam: "Me-ow!"
Tomoi: "Oh my goddess!"
Lowain: "Narmay-may, those chocolates you made us... Were the bomb dot delicioso! Luv ya! You da best!"
— VS Narmaya
Elsam: "He buff."
Tomoi: "Real buff."
Lowain: "Yeah, Soriz is like your Total Gnarlyness of Mansville. But, bro. A macho hunter's gotta do what a macho hunter's gotta do."
— VS Soriz
Elsam: "Hehe."
Tomoi: "Heh."
Lowain: "Yo Cap'n, we been practicing a new HPA like... Set up and holey moley jamboree!"
Tommy & Elsam: "Triple-wipple victory!"
— VS Djeeta
Elsam: "Zooey?"
Tomoi: "Uh-oh"
Lowain: "It's been nice knowing you gentlemen. Yo, uh... We got a pie to bake up right after this match, you dig? Spare our lives and we'll give you a piece!"
— VS Zooey
Elsam: "Bro."
Tomoi: "Call him out."
Lowain: "You the creep that's been pushing Katalina around? You either learn some respect... Or I stuff your sad face with a... smackdown sandwich."
— VS Belial / Avatar Belial
Elsam: "The world's cutest..."
Tomoi: "Little genius."
Lowain: "Hey, so uh... Don't mind these two bird-brained losers. It's just, like, hard to believe such a darling gal can throw mad shade... Wait!"
— VS Cagliostro
Elsam: "So fuzzy..."
Tomoi: "Hella fuzzy..."
Lowain: "Yo, Yuel... The fluff on your tail is ridiculous. You think I could maybe... get a touch of that fluff?"
— VS Yuel
Elsam: "Number!"
Tomoi: "One-uh!"
Lowain: "Who the flip programmed a nice boy like me to fight an Eternal? Well, all's fair in love and GBVS, I guess!"
— VS Anre
Elsam: "Cat boys?"
Tomoi: "Cat fight!"
Lowain: "Society donuts are just empty calories, bro. When the fight's up, let your boys bake you somethin' good... Eu-man."
— VS Eustace
Elsam: "Oh mama..."
Tomoi: "But it's three on one!"
Lowain: "Yo, Seox could eat three thousand simps for breakfast. Sometimes you gotta stand up, face 'em, and get ready to... beg for dear sweet life!"
— VS Seox
Elsam: "Gulp."
Tomoi: "Gasp."
Lowain: " Crap... Crud, crust, and crap! Why did Vira call us out like this? My heebies have the jeebies!"
— VS Vira
Lowain: "Our greatest nemeses, nemesized down for good! Who'da thunk I could be my own worst enemy."
Elsam: "Man, you can't trust nobody. Not even yourself."
Tomoi: "Ain't bestin' your doppelganger suppose to be the final boss?"
Lowain: "Who cares? Think you can guess why?"
The Bros: "'Cuz our battle's just gettin' started!"
— Mirror match
Lowain: "Flawless victory! Did that sound badass or what?"
Elsam: "Well hell yeah! The H.P.A. is the ultimate technique!"
Tomoi: "Word. That move's unstoppable where I'm from."
Lowain: "Thought-science, bros. What if we actually fought the cap'n for real?"
The Bros: "Totes! We'd be out of a job!"
— VS Gran
Lowain: "You need not fight any longer, milady... 'Cuz I'll totally be your knight in shining armor! That’s how it went down, bros."
Elsam: "No way, Jose."
Tomoi: "Yo. Like, I can't even picture it."
Lowain: "Dudes, dudes, dudes. Where the heck's your creativity?"
The Bros: "You know what they say... Them's the breaks!"
— VS Katalina
Lowain: "Well... So the darkness conquers the light! Dude, speaking of elements..."
Elsam: "Hold up, Lowain. What do you mean darkness? You're not even shady."
Tomoi: "I always found that weird too."
Lowain: "So you wanna see me go all dark?"
The Bros: "Cuz dark we can do! Like the dark knights we are!"
— VS Charlotta
Lowain: "Enter the newest member of the four knights of Feendrache! Does that sound dope or what?"
Elsam: "Nah, man, you don't wanna say that."
Tomoi: "We can't have that happening, like, ever."
Lowain: "Wait, wouldn't it be 'five knights' instead?"
The Bros: "No odd numbers! Gotta be even-steven!"
— VS Lancelot
Lowain: "Lord of Flames... 0wned by his own vassals! I mean, come on! We pwn'd!"
Elsam: "Dude, you just made an enemy of every Percy fan."
Tomoi: "You're totes on the most wanted vassals list, bro."
Lowain: "Dang, bro. You really think so?"
The Bros: "This calls for... A total recall!"
— VS Percival
Lowain: "Fearless Lowain wins the grueling match, and the adoring crowd goes wild! And a legend was born."
Elsam: "Just goes to show, anyone can get lucky in the ring once or twice. Back me up, Tommy."
Tomoi: "Naah. Slow and steady's the way to go, Lowain."
Lowain: "Whoa, you're actually serious."
The Bros: "Say what? Just keepin' it real!"
— VS Ladiva
Lowain: "Hate to break it to ya, but I've already got someone... In my dreams, that is..."
Elsam: "If Metera actually came on to me, I'd cave in."
Tomoi: "Word. I'd totally blank out."
Lowain: "Well... Not like it matters though."
The Bros: "Whoever she's crushin' on, it definitely ain't us!"
— VS Metera
Lowain: "That match was the freaking best! Dudes, Ferry is so precious..."
Elsam: "Is it just me or was I totally getting whipped on purpose back there?"
Tomoi: "One hundo. I'm guessin' you like it rough?"
Lowain: "About that. You know me..."
The Bros: "No pain, no gain, baby! Whips Ahoy!"
— VS Ferry
Lowain: "Heh, come back later when you can actually fight! I just had to say it!"
Elsam: "That was way off, man."
Tomoi: "Hype overload, dude. Wasn't she supposed to hit us with her super though?"
Lowain: "You wanna see that? Then guess we're gonna need a..."
The Bros: "Rematch! Pretty please!"
— VS Zeta
Lowain: "Make some noise for the epic Lowain bros! Society peeps give me the creeps."
Elsam: "Dude, you try sayin' that in the G. Cyph."
Tomoi: "Yo, there's no tellin' who might be listenin' in."
Lowain: "Dude. What if this place is bugged? Anybody there?"
The Bros: "Creepers no creepin'!"
— VS Vaseraga
Lowain: "I'll protect the skies! Mm, more like 'protected'—past tense! And so the moral of the story is..."
Elsam: "Oh. If you wanna be tough, you gotta be buff like Bubs."
Tomoi: "Yup, if you wanna be lit you gotta be fit. Them's the breaks."
Lowain: "So boys, we hittin' the gym?"
The Bros: "Long as we keep it chill. Aerobics and chill!"
— VS Beelzebub
Lowain: "And victory goes to the dual-wielding playboy! That sound cool?"
Elsam: "Sure dude... We're totes clueless when it comes to wabi-sabi though."
Tomoi: "True dat. Least I'm good at gratin' wasabi."
Lowain: "Wow. Who wants wasabi and rice?"
The Bros: "I'm down with that! Three orders of wasabi and rice!"
— VS Narmaya
Lowain: "Guess I had to go full aggro... Sorry dude. But macho hunting is, like, in my blood."
Elsam: "Ain't Soriz one of 'em good machos though?"
Tomoi: "Yeah. He took us to the hot springs."
Lowain: "You're right... Forget what I said."
The Bros: "Seriously though, bro... No macho discrimination!"
Lowain: "My bad!"
— VS Soriz
Lowain: "Yo, Cap'n! You finally get, like, how tough I am, right? Maybe I can be crew officer now..."
Elsam: "Pssh, you seriously think you can activate crew skills at the right timing?"
Tomoi: "'Cuz when Unite and Fight's on, the pressure's on."
Lowain: "Dude. I so totally got this!"
The Bros: "Aight! Unite and Fight—it's lit!"
— VS Djeeta
Lowain: "Looks like you just got served the Grand Order! What do ya think? PUNishing, huh?"
Elsam: "I dunno, man. Sounds kinda lame."
Tomoi: "But I'll give you some brownie points 'cuz you're my bro."
Lowain: "Hey, we could use some more snacks..."
The Bros: "'Scuse us! Broham for the brofam, pleaaase!"
— VS Zooey
Lowain: "That's what you get for, messing with my Kat! Bam. Just like that, baby."
Elsam: "Dude, haven't you ever heard of something called picking your battles? What're your odds of beating that creep?"
Tomoi: "Bro if you think about it... If you ain't a loser, you're a winner."
Lowain: "Dang, Tommy... That's deep, man."
The Bros: "Feelin' lucky? Cause we're all in!"
— VS Belial / Avatar Belial
Lowain: "Gotta admit, she does cute right! Why don't we... take her lessons?"
Elsam: "We could. To be all himbo?"
Tomoi: "Nah. We're already pretty adorkable. How much more freakin' precious could we get?"
Lowain: "Dunno, broseph, modern dudes gotta adopt modern solutions, you know?"
The Bros: "Get pumped for... The cutie-bros evolution!"
— VS Cagliostro
Lowain: "Yo bros... Her tail was so fluffy I thought I was gonna die. So uh... You dudes jealous?"
Elsam: "Nah, man. Keep your hands to yourself."
Tomoi: "Yeah, you gotta get permission."
Lowain: "You know, you guys are right... Not like she's a golden retriever. Maybe we should find the G-cyph's mascot instead."
The Bros: "In which case... Vyrn, where you at?"
— VS Yuel
Lowain: "Lowain wins again! Oh and, don't mind me as I swipe that silky stache. Psychological warfare, baby."
Elsam: "Dude, that's worse than shaving Santa."
Tomoi: "Or, like, banning us from simping ever again. That's so evil even the empire would disown your butt."
Lowain: "True, true. I've never beat an Eternal before... Guess I got a little carried away."
The Bros: "Identity crisis... Averted!"
— VS Anre
Lowain: "One order of peace and quiet comin' right up! Beat him at his own game!"
Elsam: "Maybe it's time we switched up our trope game..."
Tomoi: "Time to graduate from dude-bro academy."
Lowain: "You think? Guess our 'tudes could use a refresh."
The Bros: "Lowain bros gonna be... Tall, dark, and handsome!"
— VS Eustace
Lowain: "Oh yeah! Your boys do it again! Yo, what if we wore masks?"
Elsam: "Sounds pretty dope. Maybe get matching designs..."
Tomoi: "I'm gonna make Freezie and kiss her from the inside!"
Lowain: "Man... I don't even know what to say."
Tomoi: "Wait. No! Don't kink-shame me!"
Lowain & Elsam: "Bro..."
— VS Seox
Lowain: "Hah-hah! And that's where her hand slipped! Or else I would've died..."
Elsam: "Uhh..."
Tomoi: "Uhh..."
Lowain: "Aheh... So, um... Yeah... I could use a drink."
— VS Vira
The Bros: "Wahey!"
Elsam: "Yggy..."
Vyrn: "It's time to go, guys! What's the hold up? Sigh..."
Elsam: "So precious..."
The Bros: "W00t w00t!"
Elsam: "A mega-hottie..."
Vyrn: "You guys have beds, you know. Do you even hear me? This is hopeless..."
Tomoi: "Snore..."
The Bros: "Yahoo!"
Elsam: "Zzz..."
Vyrn: "There you are! I should've known. They're sleeping like rocks..."
Lowain: "So big..."
— Generic
The Bros: "Supreme Victory!"
Elsam: "Yggy..."
Vyrn: "Wakey wakey! Eggs and bakey! Not again..."
Lowain: "Take care of Kat for me, will ya?"
— VS Katalina
"Cheers, bros!"
— Mirror match
"And so Lowain and bros are fired—those hopeful, glimmering days of skyfaring never to be experienced again."
— VS Gran
"If I were to describe my feelings for Kat, I'd need a few more text boxes..."
— VS Katalina
"I've heard nothin' but compliments about Lumiel gourmet. Next time I beat ya, teach me those tasty nuggets of knowledge, mmkay?"
— VS Charlotta
"Hey, if Tommy and Sammy joined up too, we'd have the Seven Dragon Knights. That's almost as much as, like the Seven Luminary Knights! Bros, we've gotta do this!"
— VS Lancelot
"My bad if we partied too hard!"
— VS Percival
"Love, huh? Come to think of it, am I just crushin' on Kat real hard or do I love her? Like, what's the difference anyway? Beats me!"
— VS Ladiva
"Metera's seriously got her groove on. Funny thing is, since I realized we'd never be an item, it's been easier to chew the fat with her."
— VS Metera
"Whips look pretty harmless to me, but I heard they can actually be hyper-super-ultra painful. You know anything about that, Tommy?"
— VS Ferry
"I wonder what kinda rations they dish out at the Society. I caught a glimpse of the Society Donut Supreme before, and let's just say... Woah..."
— VS Zeta
"A fully armored face—the sign of a real man. And get a load of that scythe! You can't get any manlier than this!"
— VS Vaseraga
"Bubs is as tough as they come. Maybe we could kick just as much butt if we leveled up in the Crimson Horizon?"
— VS Beelzebub
"We could totally learn a thing or two from her big sis vibes. Who knows—it could level up our cookin' on the G. Cyph."
— VS Narmaya
"Pretty dope how Soriz uses his body as a weapon, y'know? I don't wanna be all flabby when I'm old and wrinkly. Think I can get him to train me?"
— VS Soriz
"Our captain's loved by everyone 'cuz she's leet like that. Real talk though? I couldn't even be first officer, not in my wildest dreams."
— VS Djeeta
"So what's Grand Order even mean? Is it like a grand order of spaghetti? I like mine al dente."
— VS Zooey
"Like, what's your deal anyway, Bels? A primal like you pickin' on some normies like us? Major party foul, dude."
— VS Belial / Avatar Belial
"Okay, bros. Let's just remember to never piss her off again."
— VS Cagliostro
"Yo, way to pump up the vibes and turn up the heat! You even inspired us to put a new twist on the H.P.A. shuffle. Check it out—yeah!"
— VS Yuel
"So, uh, pretty sure we can't teach you diddly about peace, but... we are gurus in the language of looove."
— VS Anre
"Imagine us, but like, as three butlers working under the sexiest spy boy of them all. Hey, Eu-man. Is the Society, uh, looking for part-timers?"
— VS Eustace
"Hey, you going to Ladiva's tonight? Mind if we tag along? Come on. I'll treat you to some juicy gambas al ajillo."
— VS Seox
"It actually happened... We took down Vira... Wait-wait-hold up. Is that really in the script? Who's gonna believe that?"
— VS Vira
The Bros: "Hm..."
Lowain: "Memory wipe really took its toll, man."
Elsam: "It's all cool in the pool bro."
Tomoi: "Gets me all pumped up."
Lowain: "Hey bros, you ready?"
The Bros: "Heck yeah we are!"
— Generic Intro (Ally)
Elsam: "Hey there!"
Tomoi: "Hehe."
Lowain: "Yo, someone has the nerve to mess with the best? Whatevs. Let's just kick butt and take names!"
— Generic Intro (Foe)