Every Move He Makes
When Lobelia disappears from the Grandcypher, (Captain) and company discover a shell and follow its voice to find Lobelia making a hobby of fortune-telling. Much to the crew's surprise, Lobelia correctly pinpoints each client's problems. After following Lobelia's advice, clients come back to report that their problems have been resolved and insist on paying him for the help. Suspicious, (Captain) decides to investigate.
Gossiping Lady 1: Hey, did you hear about that phantom fortune teller? The one who's been the talk of the town! I wonder where he is now.
Gossiping Lady 2: I've heard about him! People say he's amazing at finding the right things in your life for you, right? Let's go look for him!
Fickle rumors have been spreading across town as Valentine's Day draws close.
Meanwhile, (Captain) and the crew hardly have the time for gossip as they run around the ship frantically, searching high and low.
Lyria: Not here either! I looked around our rooms and even in the storage, but no luck...
Vyrn: Are you serious? Dang it, where the heck did he go?
- Lobeliaaa!
Choose: Lobeliaaa!This is Lobelia, a highly dangerous man who does not hesitate to destroy others for his own delight.
After promising (Captain) he will no longer ruin people for pleasure, he is currently traveling with the crew as they keep watch over him.
Vyrn: He just disappeared without tellin' us. This isn't the first time either... There's really no stoppin' that guy, huh?
Lyria: It'd be nice if he could let us know before going somewhere...
Nodding in agreement, the captain is about to continue with the search when a sudden voice greets the three.
Lobelia's Voice: Salut, (Captain)! You seem a bit distressed there. Looking for something?
The somewhat irritating phrasing and manner of speaking are immediately recognizable as Lobelia's voice echoes—seemingly from the captain's pocket.
(Captain) digs around a shirt pocket to find a small conch—one often used as part of the Evoker's audiomancy.
Lobelia: Ah, you were looking for me? Were you feeling lonely without me by your side?
(Captain) grows increasingly annoyed as Lobelia takes his time teasing the crew through the small shell.
Vyrn: That's the shell Lobelia uses for his audiomancy... Calls it a conque, right? When'd he stick that in your pocket?
Lyria: Lobelia, where are you right now?
Lobelia: I've worried you all, haven't I? I'd love for us to see each other again soon, but I think it'd be better if you came to me.
Vyrn: You went off on your own, and now you want us to go find ya? Who do you think you are?
Lobelia: I promise it's something nice. You've heard the rumor about a certain fortune teller, yes? Why, I'll let you meet the man himself!
The magician's voice continues to talk excitedly as the crew heads for where Lobelia is.
Lobelia: The fortune teller is known to make spectacular matches and life changes, you see. But he's a bit of a phantom and shows up at a different place every day.
Lobelia: People scramble to look for clues on his location and to catch a session with him.
Lobelia: Any choice suggested by that particular fortune teller is bound to be a wise one.
Lobelia: And every time he guesses the client's background, it's parfait! Of course that's going to spur some rumors.
- So what?
- Whatever. Just stop running away.
Choose: So what?Choose: Whatever. Just stop running away.Lobelia: Hey, don't get so angry. You'll ruin that cute little face of yours—I mean, not that I can see it right now, but you know.
Lobelia: Don't worry, I won't be going anywhere. I'll be a good boy and wait right here for you.
Lobelia: I keep my ears open, so naturally the rumors get around to me. In fact, I even know where he'll be today.
Lobelia: And we've arrived. The fortune teller's in that shop over there.
Lyria: You mean both you and the fortune teller are here?
Lobelia: Salut! Ahh, it's much better seeing your face in person rather than interacting only with our voices.
Vyrn: Let's leave it at that. Otherwise you're gonna get punched again...
Lyria: Oh? You're wearing something new today!
Lobelia: I thought it'd be nice to switch it up. Look more like the part, you know?
Lyria: More like... the part? Speaking of which, where's the fortune teller you were talking about earlier?
Lobelia's smile grows wider as he whips out a stack of cards from his pocket.
Lobelia: Now, let's get to the divination, shall we? Sit wherever you like!
Lyria: Huh?
Whaaa! You mean you're the fortune teller, Lobelia?
Lobelia: Oui! Surprised?
Vyrn: It all makes sense now. I was wonderin' why you knew so much about the fortune teller... You were talkin' about yourself.
Lyria: How did this all start?
Lobelia: I started not long ago, as a hobby. Somehow I developed a positive reputation, and so I've upgraded to renting little places like this to work from.
Vyrn: I'm gettin' kinda suspicious... You sure you're not just sayin' whatever to your clients?
Lobelia: That's not very nice. It may be just a hobby, but I take it seriously, you know? Plus, the results speak for themselves.
Lobelia: Just watch. A client's sure to track me down any moment now.
Despondent Man: Um, excuse me... Is the fortune teller Lobelia here, by any chance?
Vyrn: Whoa... you were right.
Lobelia: They found me so quickly today.
Come this way. My divinations will guide you to your happiness.
Dubious, the crew watches as Lobelia and the client begin to converse.
Lobelia takes out his deck of cards and shuffles them. With a grand flourish, he lays out five cards on the table.
Lobelia: These cards here will tell your fortune. Let's take a look at the first card, which will reveal your current circumstances...
Lobelia: Oho, The Tower. It signifies disaster and misfortune... Dear me, what a terrible situation you're finding yourself in.
Lobelia: Now, the next card will tell us the problem and cause of this disaster.
Let's see—ah, The Tower once again. It seems you have quite the difficult destiny.
Vyrn: Hm? The Tower again? Weird that the same card came up twice...
Lobelia: Then, the next card will show your future...
Ohoho, it's The Tower again!
- What a fraud!
Choose: What a fraud!Lobelia: How vulgar. Do behave with more élégance, (Captain).
Lobelia: Wait, wait! Don't fiddle with my cards! I'm still in the middle of my divination!
When (Captain) inspects the cards, it's quickly revealed that all the other cards on the table and in the deck are also of The Tower.
Vyrn: What the heck, you got nothin' but Towers! Why even bother if you're using all the same card?
Lobelia: Non! You'll see that I'm not. Take a closer look!
Lobelia: This Tower's making a peace sign! And over here, this Tower's got a cool pose going!
Lyria: Y-you're right... All the Towers have slightly different poses and face different directions.
Vyrn: How's anyone gonna spot the difference! Besides, all the pictures look kinda wonky, like they're hand-drawn or somethin'. Wait, did you...
Lobelia: I'd say these are pretty well-drawn! I even had my partner do poses for me so I could reproduce them on these cards, you know!
Lyria: Um... Well, the art style does have a certain charm to it!
Vyrn: I always had the impression you were a monster who's only bad at explainin' things... but I guess that's not the only thing you're crap at.
Lobelia: Haha... I'm going to cry.
Despondent Man: Um... Sorry to interrupt when you're all having fun, but... are you a fraud, sir?
Lobelia: Ah, apologies for making you worry. That was nothing but a false accusation—there's no reason to doubt me whatsoever.
Lobelia: Let's begin dechiphering. You were unjustly dismissed and lost your job, isn't that right?
Despondent Man: Wha! How did you...
Vyrn: Are you kiddin' me! His quack divination was right?
Despondent Man: Th-that's correct... Not only was I discharged under unreasonable circumstances, but they said I even owe them money now.
Lobelia: And this event caused you and your beloved partner to break up... something that you initiated.
Despondent Man: Hngh... Yes. I didn't want to burden her with my life's troubles...
Lobelia: You're very kind in putting the happiness of others over your own. Not everyone can do that.
Lobelia: Nevertheless, the decision was difficult. After saying goodbye to your partner, you haven't been able to eat these past two days.
Despondent Man: You've seen through everything... I'm surprised you can even tell how long I haven't eaten for.
Lobelia: You have to replenish your energy. When both body and mind become weak, it's easy for one to lose sight of the path to happiness.
Lobelia: The Tower card is, indeed, the worst card to draw. However, the Tower making a peace sign symbolizes revival from ruin.
Lobelia: Don't succumb to your anxiety and be sure to eat properly. There's a lovely cake shop a short walk down the road from here.
Lobelia: Tell them I sent you, and they'll treat you right.
Despondent Man: Thank you...
By the way, how much will this session cost me?
Lobelia: Oh, fortune-telling's just a hobby of mine. I could never take money for it. Besides, you need to conserve your finances, don't you?
Lobelia: Everyone has the right to be happy—that's what my parents taught me. You, too, can find happiness in your life.
Lobelia: Use your remaining funds to search for the happiness you deserve. Go on now.
Despondent Man: Right! Oh, thank you so much!
Lyria: That was amazing, Lobelia! You knew what was happening with that person and even gave him advice on what to do!
Vyrn: Yeah... that surprised me. What's your trick in findin' out about that man's background?
Lobelia: Haha, that's a secret, of course. Now, looks like the next client's already here. You can keep watching if you'd like.
And so, Lobelia continues to see troubled soul after troubled soul, reciting each of their backgrounds and offering them words of comfort and encouragement.
Vyrn and Lyria are thoroughly impressed by his performance, but (Captain) continues to watch the magician with suspicion.
Lobelia: Are you still suspecting me of something, (Captain)? That's mean.
Lobelia: I suppose it's only natural to doubt, since we have no way of knowing the results of my advice yet.
Lyria: It didn't seem to me like Lobelia was only saying things off the top of his head.
Vyrn: Yeah, and he's not takin' money from anyone either, so it doesn't look like he's cheating 'em. Maybe we can trust him after all—
Despondent Man: Lobelia!
Lobelia: Ah, welcome back. You look as if you've been restored to life.
Despondent Man: Yes! It was just like you said. When I went to the cake shop... the girl I had broken up with happened to be there.
Despondent Man: She said she's been worried for me all this time... and that she's willing to take on my burdens with me.
Despondent Man: This is all thanks to you, Lobelia! You said you didn't want to charge me anything, but please, take this as a token of my appreciation!
Vyrn: A token of appreciation? But you're in debt...
Despondent Man: Actually... just now, the person who'd dismissed me from my job came to apologize and said he'll write off the debt. He's even going to give me my job back!
Lyria: Wha! That's an incredible string of coincidences!
Despondent Man: Isn't it? Now I don't need to worry too much about my finances. So please, take this!
Lobelia: Goodness, no need to get flustered. I'm not so uncouth as to reject someone's gratitude.
Lobelia: I gladly accept. Live your best life with your beloved.
After that, several other clients from earlier in the day begin pouring in to offer their thanks to Lobelia as well.
Once again, Vyrn and Lyria are stunned by the number of people who claim that Lobelia has helped them move on from their troubles.
Lobelia: Well, since we've received a substantial amount as thanks, why don't we drop by the restaurant for a meal?
Assuming a rather pompous air, the Evoker proceeds to leave the store without waiting for the crew to respond.
Lyria: Um, (Captain)... You've been watching Lobelia intently all day.
Lyria: I understand it's hard to believe, but still, it'd be rude to continue suspecting him...
- It all seems so shady to me.
Choose: It all seems so shady to me.Knowing for a fact that Lobelia is an unpredictable phenomenon, (Captain) can't help but doubt the man's intentions.
In addition to his fortune telling being too accurate, it's unclear why Lobelia is doing such acts of kindness. The captain explains that, surely, there are ulterior motives.
Vyrn: Hmm. If you really feel that way, then it could be worth takin' a closer look before something bad actually happens.
Unable to shake off their doubts, the three decide to quietly investigate Lobelia's recent good deeds.
Sincere, Singular, Sinister
The crew is unable to find anything fishy about Lobelia's fortune-telling, until (Captain) notices a flicker of magic during one of his sessions. Upon taking a closer look at the client's belongings, the captain finds one of the shells that Lobelia uses to collect sounds. (Captain) and company begin searching for more shells around town.
Suspicious of Lobelia's recent fortune-telling activities, (Captain) begins investigating.
Even after several days of observation, however, nothing seems out of the ordinary.
Lobelia: This card will tell us the measures we need to take.
Ah yes, The Tower card. And the card symbolizing the anticipated results is also The Tower.
Lobelia: I see. It appears your current partner has been quite cruel. He must think of you as his personal wallet.
Fatigued Lady: Yes... that's exactly it. It's been so awful... but I can't get away from him. Do you think finding true love is hopeless for me?
Lobelia: Nothing to fret about. This last Tower with his hands up in the air may indeed be seen as a sign of surrender, but it can also mean a positive turn of events.
Lobelia: You must press on and continue down the path toward happiness. Everyone has the right to find happiness.
Vyrn: Hrm. He's still using those handmade Tower cards to do his fortune tellin', but nothing else seems too weird.
Lyria: Maybe we really are doubting him too much. He was right about this client too, after all.
Lyria: And all the people he's seen so far seem really happy to have moved on with their lives!
Vyrn: Not to mention they all come back to tip him as thanks.
- His divinations are too accurate...
Choose: His divinations are too accurate...Lyria: Um... isn't that what you'd expect from a good fortune teller?
Vyrn: I guess... But now that you mention it, his success rate has been 100% as far as we know.
Vyrn: Thinkin' about it, bein' able to tell everything about someone's life just from cards isn't normal.
- Something's fishy...
Choose: Something's fishy...Vyrn: It's kinda funny how (Captain)'s gettin' increasingly suspicious even though we haven't found anything.
Lyria: Hngh... I know Lobelia's not exactly a good person, but I feel a little sorry for him.
Lyria: At least from what we've seen, there's no reason to suspect what he's doing. I feel bad for doubting him this much...
Touched by Lyria's tender heart, (Captain) gives her a pat on the head. Suddenly, something occurs to the captain.
- What if it's something we can't see?
Choose: What if it's something we can't see?Vyrn: Whaddya mean? How would he be able to...
Lobelia: Were you feeling lonely without me by your side?
The somewhat irritating phrasing and manner of speaking are immediately recognizable as Lobelia's voice echoes—seemingly from the captain's pocket.
Vyrn: Speaking of which, we can't see Lobelia's audiomancy, right? Or am I thinkin' too much into it?
(Captain) looks over at Lobelia once more.
Eyes peeled, the captain tries to pay attention to whether anything seems different than usual.
Eventually, (Captain) notices Lobelia's magic flickering ever so slightly as he is doing his fortune-telling.
A fragment of the Evoker's power appears to make itself into the folds of the client's clothing.
Vyrn: Is that magic? Does that mean he's doing something under the table with his audiomancy?
Lyria: No way... We should make sure!
(Captain) nods. Once the client is finished with her session and has walked away from Lobelia's shop, the captain approaches her.
With the client's permission, (Captain) checks her belongings and finds an object worthy of suspicion.
Vyrn: A shell... This conque must be channeling Lobelia's audiomancy. Is that what he's been doin' this whole time?
Lyria: He uses this conque for message, doesn't he?
Vyrn: Message is that magic he uses to communicate with someone far away, right? Wait, then could he...
- Gather sounds through it too? Yeah.
Choose: Gather sounds through it too? Yeah.Vyrn: In that case, the reason he's able to know so much about everyone is...
- Let's take a look around the town.
Choose: Let's take a look around the town.Vyrn: Urk... I really hope we're wrong. Here I was thinkin' he wasn't such a bad guy after all!
(Captain) sighs, and together with Lyria and Vyrn, they scour the town for shells that might be playing a part in Lobelia's magic.
Sincere, Singular, Sinister: Scene 2
The crew realizes that Lobelia has been listening in on people around town to boost the precision of his readings; however, the magician insists that he has done nothing to harm others. Sensing the lingering suspicion, Lobelia promises to tell only (Captain) everything and asks the captain to move to another location.
Vyrn: Lobeliaaa! I can't believe you!
Lobelia: What's the matter? You're being rather loud. Speak with more élégance—it's improper to forget your manners.
Lobelia: But I jest. I've been listening to the three of you diligently gathering my conques.
Lobelia: Must've been quite the task to find all of them.
Vyrn: Yeah, no thanks to you! You've been eavesdroppin' on everyone in town, haven't ya?
Lobelia: Haha, I was hoping to keep that to myself. I guess I underestimated you three!
Lobelia: But don't worry. It's true I've been doing a little eavesdropping, but nothing really caught my interest.
Lobelia: The only interesting thing to me will always be the sound of happiness.
Lyria: We're not worrying about that... Why are you doing this, Lobelia? It's not nice...
Vyrn: Yeah! Sneakin' around for your fortune telling fraud!
Lobelia: Hm? Fraud?
Vyrn: Don't play dumb with us. You know way too much about every single one of your clients!
Lobelia: Hm. And you think that's all from eavesdropping?
Lyria: Huh? It's not?
Lobelia: Tell me, Lyria. Do you go talking about yourself when you're alone?
Lyria: Um, no...
Lobelia: Haha, exactly. No one goes around exposing their personal information for no reason.
Vyrn: Okay... I guess you're right in that there's only so much you can know from listenin' in on people.
Lobelia: It's a thump, tap tap, squeeze.
Lyria: Wh-what?
Lobelia: Hmm... It's really hard for me to explain. What I'm trying to say is...
Lobelia: Lyria, what do you want to have for dinner tonight? Just think of something without saying it out loud.
Lyria: Huh? Um, all right, let's see... Yesterday we had some meat, so...
Lobelia: Haha, a true gourmande. Yet you want to have steak again, hm? A huge plate that everyone can share.
Lyria: Ehehe. I just couldn't forget the delicious taste of that restaurant you took us to the other day...
Lyria: Huh! Wait, how did you know?
Lobelia: Well, part of it is because I know your personality so well, of course. But I could tell from the réel sounds.
Lobelia: The real sounds a person makes tell much more than words, you know.
Lobelia: How big of a breath one takes. How many times they breathe, and how shrill their breaths are. Or the speed at which their blood or magic runs. How their muscles move, their heartbeats...
Lobelia: In the end, what kind of sounds the person is making tells me most things I need to know.
Lobelia: Together with the information I gather from the sounds through my conques, I'm able to increase the precision of my guesses. That's all there is to it.
Vyrn: Whaddya mean "that's all"? There's no way you can know everything just from the sounds you hear.
Lobelia: Non, non. Anyone can do it if they train themselves. Even the average fortune teller does it.
Lobelia: I believe they call it "cold reading."
Lyria: Really... Still, I don't think eavesdropping on others is good!
Lobelia: I suppose you're right. But did I hurt anyone in the process?
Vyrn: Well... I guess what you're doing is helpin' people.
Lobelia: Oui! I am merely aiding others in finding their happiness through fortune-telling!
Lobelia: In reality, countless people have been able to steer their lives in a better direction after seeing me.
- Stare...
Choose: Stare...Lobelia: Oh, come now. How could you, (Captain)? There's no need to be so suspicious!
Lobelia: You just can't put your trust in me, can you?
Lyria: Just don't listen in on other people without their permission, okay? If you say you haven't been doing anything else that's bad, I believe you!
When they see Lobelia looking dramatically upset, Lyria and Vyrn immediately reassure him. (Captain) is not so quick to trust, however.
Unbeknownst to the other two, Lobelia's voice is ringing loudly inside the captain's head, dripping with delight.
Lobelia: Goodness, that makes me so happy. They have complete faith in me. Don't they, (Captain)?
Lobelia: I don't mind telling you everything. You're bound to get to the bottom of it at some point anyway.
Lobelia: But this conversation is only for the two of us. It's not something Vyrn and Lyria should see.
Lobelia: Especially Lyria—I can tell from her sounds that she's trying really hard to put her trust in me. Hahaha! Kind of terrifying, isn't it?
Lobelia: Find some way to leave these two behind and go to the place I'm about to tell you. There, you'll find what you're looking for.
Wary, (Captain) asks Lyria and Vyrn to watch over Lobelia before slipping away.
Sincere, Singular, Sinister: Scene 3
Arriving at the specified location, (Captain) finds a copy of Lobelia speaking with a shady-looking man. As it turns out, the man is the cause for one of Lobelia's clients' troubles; threatened by the magician, the man promises to fix his ways. This is how Lobelia has been personally resolving all of his clients' problems. The Tower comes in to explain that the fortune-telling has actually been for (Captain)'s sake.
(Captain) arrives at the designated location to find Lobelia, whom Vyrn and Lyria are supposed to be keeping an eye on, and a shady-looking man.
Assuming from the flickering of magic that Lobelia has used audiomancy to create a copy of himself, the captain watches quietly from a distance.
Lobelia: I'll keep it simple. Do as I say if you know what's good for you and stay away from her.
Shady Person: Ha, you tryin' to scare me? She makes a good cash cow...
Shady Person: I-I mean, she's my girlfriend, so I'll do what I want.
Lobelia: Is that right? You leave me with no choice then.
When Lobelia snaps his fingers, the shady man's bag splits open.
The ground around the man begins to shake so violently that fissures form.
Shady Person: Huh! The hell is this? Some kinda bomb? An earthquake? Wh-what's happening...
Lobelia: Just struck a carnage chord. And if I go like this... your skull's going to go pop.
Lobelia: Ah, wait. The skull would be rather uninspiring. I should go for the eyeballs first! Now that's a satisfying sound.
Shady Person: Eek... Aah... Aaah!
Lobelia's unsettling words and the looming shadow of a large tower that has slowly creeped up behind him causes the man's knees to buckle in fear.
Tower: My partner's bad at explaining things, so I'll do it properly on his behalf. Basically, if you don't do as he says...
Tower: You're going to be crushed to pieces.
Shady Person: Ack... O-okay! I'll never see that woman again! Eeeek!
Lobelia: Well then... I suppose that's a wrap. Well done, partner.
- What are you doing?
Choose: What are you doing?Lobelia: Exactly what it looks like. I'm clearing out my client's misfortunes with a bit of physical force.
Lobelia: I figure out the situation from the intel I secretly gather, as well as from the sounds of my client.
Lobelia: Then I create a copy of myself—like so—and go around severing my clients' unwanted ties.
Tower: It's pretty boring. We can't do anything but make a few threats. Roundabout and frustrating, really.
Tower: Threatening the president of the company that had unjustly dismissed the client, driving away toxic family members...
Tower: Sigh... It would be so much faster if we just pulverized them.
Lobelia: Sorry, partner. I did make a promise with (Captain).
Lobelia: In any case, the reason my readings have been so accurate is because I've been forcing them to come true.
- So the whole thing's a charade.
Choose: So the whole thing's a charade.Lobelia: Hey, don't say it like that. It's true I'm using a bit of force, but all of my clients have turned their lives around on their own.
Lobelia: Everyone has the right to find happiness. Or to be more precise, everyone is trying to find their own happiness.
Lobelia: Once the unfortunate ties in their lives are severed, they can reach that place of happiness themselves, if they wish for it.
Tower: Shameless, aren't you? You guided the people to the right places with your magic so they'd make the correct changes.
Tower: You've been whispering into their ears with your audiomancy so they'll do as you want... It's basically brainwashing.
Lobelia: Come on, no need to put it that way! It's a form of aftercare, that's all! Gwahahaha!
Tower: I do have a question. You may have forcefully removed the misfortunes of one person, but would that not be cutting away fortune from the people who were removed?
Lobelia: Hm? So what? Of course those considered as bad influences also have the right to find happiness themselves.
Lobelia: But does that mean I have to help them too, despite them not being my customers? I'm hardly that benevolent.
Lobelia: Nothing but the happiness of myself, Tower, and (Captain) matters to me. That's how I truly feel.
Having confirmed that Lobelia has, indeed, not been acting purely in good faith, (Captain) lets out a sigh.
- What's the point of all of this?
Choose: What's the point of all of this?Lobelia: Hmm? Just a hobby... Well, I guess I can't exactly say I'm just helping people now. Let's see... How about...
Tower: You're exasperating. It's time we confessed to everything, partner.
Tower: You know it's impossible to hide it from (Captain). The captain's a clever one.
Lobelia: Yes, it's too bad. At the same time, it's not like me to explain everything.
Tower: Then I'll do it for you. You let it slip earlier anyway.
Tower: (Captain). The truth is that this entire farce is for the sake of your happiness.
Sincere, Singular, Sinister: Scene 4
Figuring (Captain) would not accept a Valentine's gift bought with unclean money, Lobelia had decided to buy one using tips earned by helping people. Mystery solved, (Captain) breathes a sigh of relief right before Lobelia's chest explodes—The Tower's hand bursting from his heart to offer a gift of flowers. (Captain) accepts the blood-soaked bouquet and vows never to relax around Lobelia ever again.
The Tower recounts what had happened a few days before Lobelia began his fortune telling.
Using the power of simulation acquired from the World, Lobelia had created a virtual world.
In this world he destroyed people for his own amusement. After he and The Tower had thoroughly broken each other, the two spent a leisurely time reflecting on the events.
Lobelia: Just as I thought. Crushing things while in your previous form—with your own will—is rather entertaining, wouldn't you say?
Lobelia: That broken World is surprisingly tasteful for having created such a form. The rustic look goes quite nicely.
Lobelia: It's good that I decided to recreate it. How about I make it so you can change up your appearance whenever you like, frère?
Tower: ...
Lobelia: Are you perhaps angry that I'm treating you like a child? Hmm, no... that's not the sound you're making. What are you sulking about?
Tower: A trivial matter... but I feel my arms are thinner than they were before in this recreation.
Tower: There's one extra ornament on my torso, not to mention the number of cracks in me is different.
Lobelia: Haha... You're pretty particular about some things, aren't you?
Tower: Well, I don't actually care. It was merely a joke.
Lobelia: Joking? You? How moving.
Tower: Cease the mocking. I do have one thing I'm dissatisfied with—that being how you never talk about the troubles on your mind.
Lobelia: Saw right through me, did you? It's such a minor yet sensitive matter that I hesitate to share.
Tower: It's about (Captain), isn't it?
Tower: Ah, come to think of it, Valentine's Day is approaching.
Lobelia: I owe a lot to (Captain), Vyrn, Lyria, and everyone in the crew. I wish I could do something to thank them.
Tower: Do you need to think that hard about it? Just buy something. You can even send them flowers.
Lobelia: The fact that you suggested sending flowers is making me even more emotional.
Tower: I told you to stop with the mockery.
In any case, I've given you a solution.
Lobelia: No, it's not that simple. I don't have money, you see.
Tower: Huh? What kind of joke is that? If my memory serves me correctly, you still have some assets.
Lobelia: That money's dirty in the eyes of (Captain) and the others.
Lobelia: I've got money I received from working normally, of course. But that won't do.
Lobelia: I need to use money a lot cleaner than that if I want to get that crew something. Otherwise, it won't make them happy at all.
Tower: You're rather conscientious yourself, despite teasing me about being particular to details.
Lobelia: I was raised by rather wonderful parents.
Tower: Heh.
So you need clean money, huh? Distinguishing what's clean or not still proves difficult for me...
Tower: But can't you simply imitate what (Captain) does and make money by helping people? You can use me for that.
Lobelia: Another peculiar idea. Helping others through destruction?
Tower: I wouldn't be averse to destroying if the need arises, but that's not what I meant.
Tower: Think about the island you obilterated—the one in the western corner of the skies.
Lobelia: Ah, yes... The country where fortune-telling culture through tarot cards had flourished.
Lobelia: The way they handled cards and fortune-telling was truly mystical... and the sound they made when I annihilated them.
Lobelia: I remember crushing their best fortune teller until he was as flat as a card—as a way to show my respect, of course.
Lobelia: Aah... I'll never forget the sound of his voice. The sound his body made when it broke, together with his beautiful screams... It was heavenly.
Lobelia: Oh, wait. I see... You're telling me I should try my hand at fortune-telling and help people.
Lobelia: It's true that this is the perfect season to offer services in making life choices. It's time to destroy unfortunate ties and make people's lives better.
Tower: I'll leave judging between what's clean and unclean to you, but I assume helping people is considered to be on the cleaner side.
Lobelia: Très bien. An excellent idea, partner. Let's imitate the ways of that island then, shall we?
When The Tower finishes his story, (Captain) can't help but look exasperated.
The captain can hardly believe that the man standing in front of them had actually worked to earn money for the sake of the crew.
Lobelia: Simply taking a fee from my clients would've been the fastest way, but that wouldn't make the money the cleanest.
Lobelia: I don't mean to downplay the efforts of regular people who receive compensation for their work, of course.
Lobelia: How should I put it? I just felt like it needed to be something different.
Lobelia: I wanted to collect tips or tokens of gratitude from people out of purely good intentions.
Tower: That really took some time... Sigh. I still can't tell the difference at all.
Lobelia: I can't either. But somehow, I felt that this was what I needed to do.
Lobelia: And you know, that "somehow" is sometimes necessary to find happiness.
Lobelia snaps his fingers. A chocolate-coated apple, a mechanical toy, feathered quills, and a stack of papers appear in front of him.
Lobelia: This is my present to Vyrn. I went around the skies and gathered some chocolate apples.
Lobelia: They should still be fresh, since I used my audiomancy to do some crackly-crack before tossing them in.
Tower: The toy is from me. I once heard the little dragon going on about heroics and what not from behind my card.
Lobelia: This stack of tickets includes unlimited viewings of orchestral performances and other concerts, as well as invitations to luxury restaurants.
Lobelia: I also put in a set of fresh quills. Changing to a new one once in a while keeps things fun, wouldn't you say?
Lobelia: To show my appreciation, I've bought a variety of other things that I believe each of the crew members will like.
Lobelia proceeds to take out a ridiculously large amount of items that should not be able to fit into his pocket.
(Captain)'s annoyance slowly dissipates as Lobelia continues explaining the items one by one, his eyes sparkling.
Lobelia: This is quite the haul, if I may say so myself! And with that, all the tips I received are gone.
Lobelia: Assist me with handing these out, will you? I'm sure to arouse unnecessary suspicion if I were to go around on my own, after all.
- So that's it?
Choose: So that's it?Lobelia: Haha, don't be so peevish. I'm the type to eat the chocolate name plate on the cake last.
Lobelia: Of course I have a present for my beloved (Captain)... and a very special one at that.
Lobelia: Close your eyes, (Captain).
(Captain)'s eyes close without a second thought, shutting out the whimsical, child-like look on Lobelia's face.
But that is a mistake.
Lobelia's Voice: Aah... Aaah! You've finally let your guard down, (Captain)!
(Captain)'s eyes snap open, but it's too late. The captain is met with the sound of flesh ripping and the squish of something wet.
A small form of The Tower has pierced his arm through Lobelia. Intestines accompanied by a torrent of blood spew out from the Evoker.
Clutched in the hand protruding from Lobelia's chest is a bouquet of red roses.
Lobelia: Gwahaha... Guh... Hahaha! Happy... Valentine's!
Lobelia: Accept these feelings, literally from the bottom of my heart!
Lobelia: Gwaha... Cough... Did I surprise you? That was a spectacular sound we don't get to hear very often!
Tower: You may be able to regenerate immediately thanks to your pact with me, but getting yourself pierced through the heart is a wild idea.
Lobelia: If only I can hear the sound of (Captain)'s sword piercing through me someday! Gwahaha, hahaha!
It could be that everything Lobelia has done was for this very moment with the captain.
(Captain) heaves a sigh and, albeit reluctantly, accepts the bouquet.
And with that, the captain swears to never trust this man ever again.