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Special Cutscenes

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Happy Birthday Cutscenes
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1	✔	Skull & Balurga: Hyahaaaa birthday, (Captain)! Skull: Finally, the best day of the whole dang year! Balurga: Fate's a weird thing, isn't it? I never thought we'd be along for the ride quite this long. Skull: Allfather always said to look after those that you can both trust and place all of your faith in. I didn't really get what he meant at the time, or maybe I just didn't have anyone like that back then. But now I'm sure that you fit the bill, (Captain)! Balurga: Ah yeah, I feel like he said that to me at one point, too. There were some around me that I trusted, but now that I think about it, I probably wouldn't have placed all of my faith in anyone. Probably not even in Allfather himself. I know from the bottom of my heart that you are someone I'd stick my neck out for. I'll be sticking with you until the bitter end, and there's nothing you could ever say to change my mind! Skull: Hey, don't forget about me! I feel the same, (Captain)! I'll beat anyone who gets up in your face all the way to hell and back! Just you wait! We're gonna be the biggest in the entire skies! Hyahaaa!
2	✔	Looking to grab some water in the middle of the night, (Captain) heads to the kitchen and finds it already occupied by other people. Balurga: Skull, you're putting on too much cream! Skull: What? You can never have too much cream! Both: Gyah! Balurga: (Captain)? Sheesh, you scared the crap outta us... Skull: Ahhhhh! Balurga: Huh? Oh. Damn. Skull: The birthday cake's all messed up now... Balurga: Cat's outta the bag. Yeah, we were secretly trying to bake you a cake. You don't hafta apologize! It's our fault for being so jumpy. Skull: Don't worry about it! We can make you a new one right away! Wait, what? You want this one? I don't mind, but... it's your birthday, y'know? You should have a nice cake. Balurga: You still want this one? If you're sure... How about we call this the early birthday party and make you a new one later? That sits better with me! Skull: Hyahaaa! Let's put some candles in it! It's not a birthday cake without the candles, right? Both: Haaaappy birthdaaaay! Hyahaaa!

Happy New Year Cutscenes
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1	✔	Balurga: Ey. Hey, wake up, (Captain)! Skull: Looks like we've got no choice... The sun's gonna rise any second now! Balurga: Sure, but don't go shouting or anything. We don't need to be waking anyone else up. Skull: Fine by me! All right, on three! Balurga: You're finally up! Don't worry about properly changing or anything. Just put this on for now! Skull: You're comin' with us to see the first sunrise of the year! Hurry up and get on Skull Jr.'s back! Balurga: Put it on? All right! Let's be off, Skull! Forward to the new year! Skull: Hyahaaa! Skull Jr.'s even faster than the sun's rays! Oh yeah, and since it's the new year and all... Hyahaaaa New Year, (Captain)! Balurga: Here's to another year of rampaging, (Captain)! Hyahaaa!
2	✔	Skull: Haaaappy New Yeeear! Balurga: New year, more fun! Hope you're ready, (Captain)! Skull: Oh, this? Can't you tell just by looking? It's a mochi-making set! Balurga: Can't have a new year without mochi! We're gonna pound you the best mochi you've ever had! Skull: It'll keep you healthy, happy, and mochi-vated! Swear on it! Ahyahaaa! Ready, Balurga? Balurga: Let me at it! Skull: Hell yeah! Hyahaaa! Balurga: Yaahaaa! Skull: Eat this! Raagh! Balurga: Bam, bam, bam! Both: Hyahaaaa! As Skull and Balurga put their heart and soul into pounding, the mound of mochi suddenly flies off the mallet and vanishes into the sky. Both: Ah...

Valentine's Day Cutscenes
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1	✔	Skull: Yo, (Captain)! Not often you call us out here like this! Balurga: Right... And why both of us? Skull: Wait, is that a mountain of fruits and sweets, or do my eyes deceive me? Balurga: What's that? A chocolate fondue eating contest between me and Skull? Winner gets to be the Grandcypher's Man of the Day? Which comes with a giant chocolate bar? Count me in! Skull: Yeah, bring it on! Ain't no way a genius like me is gonna lose here! Balurga: I'll make sure you dip those words in the chocolate too, ya dumbass! I'm the bigger man here! All right, let's get started! The one who'll win (Captain)'s special chocolate bar... Skull & Balurga: Is me!
2	✔	Skull: What the hell, (Captain)? I thought I smelled something sweet, but I didn't expect it'd be you! You're covered in chocolate! Balurga: Don't tell me you came up with the same idea as this idiot here and stuffed fireworks into your sweets. Skull: Hey! You're the one who told me that we needed more spice in our treat for (Captain)! Balurga: Yeah, spice! Who the hell hears that and thinks explosives count? Oh, right, an idiot like you. That's who. Skull: Stop calling me an idiot! Only an idiot calls someone else an idiot, you idiot! Balurga: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Anyway, what actually happened to you, (Captain)? What? Your hand slipped because you were tired from staying up all night making chocolate? Skull: You stayed up? After spending the past couple days busy with requests? That means you've barely slept at all... Do you got chocolate for brains? Go to bed, right now! I'll tuck you in and sing you a lullaby if I have to! Balurga: Can't believe I'm saying this, but Skull's got the right idea. You don't gotta push yourself like that! Huh? You wanted to make chocolates for us that badly... Thanks for caring, but... I'd rather not have chocolate with your blood, sweat, and tears in it. Skull: Wait, I got an idea! How about we have a chocolate party after (Captain) wakes up? That way, we can all have fun together and not sweat about making the chocolate! Am I a genius, or what? Okay, enough talking! Go get changed and take a nap, (Captain)!

White Day Cutscenes
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1	✔	Balurga: Hyahaaa! Happy White Day! Yo, (Captain)! Here's a little something from us! Hope you like it! Skull: We planned every nook and cranny of this big ol' chocolate house! Waddya think? Oh yeah, and the Skull Jr. cake is included, of course! Balurga: We built it to fit your exact height and everything, so feel free to use it as a secret base! Well... As much as you can before the ants overrun the whole thing! Skull: We have somethin' even more amazing planned for next year, so just you wait! Balurga: That's right! We'll probably just escalate it every year from here on out, but that's just because we appreciate everything you've done for us that much! Be prepared for some absolutely unforgettable White Days!
2	✔	Balurga's Voice: Don't open your eyes yet, (Captain)! Skull's Voice: Okay, that's the last thing done! You can look now, (Captain)! Both: Haaaappy Whiiiite Daaay! Hyahaaa! Skull: Surprise! Bet ya didn't see this coming, right? We worked all night to make this Grandcypher gingerbread house! If you open this window here, there's a secret cookie stash inside! Balurga: What we actually wanted to do was make it as big as the real Grandcypher... But there's always next time! We don't have the rupies or the tech for it yet, but we'll get there someday! Just gotta keep at it. Skull: Maybe we'll even make it so the gingerbread Grandcypher can fly too! Hehe, that'd be awesome! We can take it around the skies and make a party outta it!
Gift		Light Cookies 2nd year: Chocolate Grandcypher

Trick or Treat Cutscenes
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1	✔	Skull: Yo, (Captain)! Have you seen Balurga anywhere? Up and disappeared on me while we were running around town... Was holding my candy bucket too... Y'know, the pumpkin-shaped one. (Captain)? What's the matter? Something behind me? You've just been staring— Balurga: Raaaawr! Skull: Waaaah! Balurga: Hyahaaa! Got you good, Skull! That was a great scream too, thanks! This spooky decoration just happened to be here and looked like it could move, so I thought I'd play a little trick on you. Ah, he's frozen stiff... Damn, maybe I went a bit too far. Sorry to ask, (Captain), but could you give me a hand? I'll clean up all this candy, so can you keep an eye on him? Once he comes to, let's feast together! I'll even share some of my sweets as an apology.
2	✔	Both: Triiiick-and-treeeeaat! Hyahaaaa! Skull: Heheh, I figured you'd have candy for us! Nice! Balurga: A good kid like you deserves a special trick for the treat! Skull: Wha? Sure, yeah, normally it's trick-or-treat. But didn't you hear us? We said trick-and-treat! Balurga: It ain't Halloween if you don't get to enjoy both, right? Think fast! It's pie time! Hyahaaa! Reacting on instinct, (Captain) grabs Skull and makes him take the pie to the face instead. Skull: Mmph! Balurga: Oh, come on! You can't just use Skull as a shield! Skull: ... Balurga: Skull? You alive there? Skull: Hey... This is pretty good. Balurga: Huh? Skull: For real, this cream is tasty! It's sweet and tastes like pumpkin! You gotta try some too! Be a waste not to! Balurga: Ah! Keep that pie away from my face, you moron!

Happy Holidays Cutscenes
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1	✔	???: Jingle jang, jingle jang... Haaappy hooolidaaays! Balurga:: Yo, (Captain)! Leave all of the planning for today to us! Skull: You better be ready for a day full of festive rampaging! Balurga: We went out looking for the best damn cake we could find! Just look at it! Skull: We've got everything we need for a proper feast right here, including a roast chicken, of course! We couldn't make everything ourselves, so some of these things are from elsewhere, though! Balurga: Huh, we've still got jobs to do? Forget about that! We know a certain naughty someone has been taking too many jobs, and hasn't had any time to rest lately. Skull: So you'll be hanging out with us all day, and we're not taking no for an answer! Skull & Balurga: Hyahaaa!
2	✔	Both: Haaappy holidaaaays! Skull: Finally! Had to wait a whole 'nother year for it to be the holy night again! Hyahaaa! Balurga: Get up, (Captain)! We ain't got time to sleep! Why? 'Cause our day's about to be packed! Gotta rush, or else we won't have enough time to try out every island's special holiday food! Skull: You hear that? We've only got today before it's all gone! This is our only chance to try some of these treats... Balurga: So no way we're missing out! Both: Hyahaaa! Skull: We're gonna stuff ourselves so full, we won't be able to walk! Er, almost that full, anyway! Still need to make it to the crew's holiday party tonight. Everyone'll be bummed if you're not there, so we'll carry you if we have to! Balurga: You're coming, and that's that! You've got until the count of ten to get ready!

Fate Episodes

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The Hand Left in the Past

Following the fall of Chamux, Balurga and Skull travel with the crew once more. They have had ample time to heal of their wounds, but Balurga is still without a right arm after the destruction of the Vulcan Claw. The two visit many shops in search of a suitable replacement without luck. Skull receives a letter from an unknown ex-Odajumoki member who informs them that the Vulcan Claw is in the sender's possession. Aware that the letter may be a setup for a trap, the two cautiously make their way back to North Vast.

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Chamux—to those in a number of kingdoms that played host to the group's violent uprising, the name had inspired fear.

Its leader, Rhiogur, claimed to play host to the spirit of the previous Allfather of the Odajumoki Gang, Guzaletha. He used this claim to rope in ex-members of Odajumoki to form his new group.

Some time has passed since Skull, Balurga, and one of Guzaletha's blood relatives, Reizrit, put an end to their rampage.

Chamux stragglers now find themselves in the custody of the Crew of Enforcers, and the affected areas have enjoyed restored peace for a number of weeks.

Balurga: Hmmm...

Skull: Hey, hey! How's about this one? The blade's already real sharp, and it flings out at the press of a button!

Balurga: And what do you think's going happen if I accidentally activate it while rolling around in bed in the middle of the night?

Skull: Ah, you've got a point... that's just as sharp!

Skull: Okay, then how about the one on the shelf over there?

During the confrontation with Chamux and Rhiogur, Balurga was separated from the Vulcan Claw, the prosthetic weapon received from Guzaletha.

The weapon was lost in the chaos that ensued.

Now fully healed, Balurga is accompanied by Skull on a trip to a manufacturing town to find a replacement.

Balurga: Hey now, not bad! It's about the same size as the Vulcan Claw, and the build looks pretty good too.

Balurga: You mind if I try this one out?

Shopkeeper: Course not! Take a seat, I'll attach it for ya.

Shopkeeper: All right. It may feel a tad more loose than usual since this is a test fit, but go ahead and move it around.

Balurga: Thanks. Weight feels good... And the size is no problem at all.

Balurga: I could get used to this... I guess...

Balurga: ...

Skull: What's wrong, Balurga? Going all quiet all of a sudden...

Balurga: Eh, it's just that... Something feels a little off. It's probably because it's new and all...

Balurga: But I get the feeling that this guy isn't the one for me.

Skull: ...

Shopkeeper: That's just a thing with prosthetics at first. Takes some time to get used to 'em.

Balurga: Yeah, you're right. It's a great piece and all, but maybe not the right fit for me.

Balurga: Sorry, putting you through the trouble of attaching it and all...

Shopkeeper: Not at all, not at all. I sell things that become one with your own body—I know all about the thought that goes into buyin' one.

Shopkeeper: So shop around, and make the choice that's best for you.

Balurga: Thanks. I'll do exactly that.

Shopkeeper: Great! Hope you find that perfect fit!

After thanking the shopkeeper, Balurga and Skull make their way to the next shop on the list they received from the crew.

However, today would not be the day Balurga gains a new right hand.

Balurga: Sigh... I just couldn't find it.

Balurga: Sorry for wasting your day, Skull.

Skull: Don't worry about me! I'm the one who insisted I'd go with ya, after all.

Skull: Besides, it's pretty much all my fault that you lost the Vulcan Claw in the first place...

Balurga: Huh? I thought I told you to knock it off with that.

Balurga: Or maybe you just plan to keep wallowing over it forever?

Skull: D-don't go thinkin' that I'm feeling sorry for you! What went down back there hurt my pride!

Skull: Givin' you some of my own money for a replacement is just one way I'm working on patching it up.

Balurga: And I'm saying I don't need it. I know you spend most of your money on dog food.

Skull: Just take it. Only ends up being better in the end for you.

Skull: Or you know what? Don't!

Skull: How's about I just go and become your right hand?

Balurga: Huh?

Skull: If you can't find one of them arms that's to your liking, then why not just have me do the job?

Skull: Come on, it'll be great! No more inconvenience!

Skull: And then you wouldn't need to buy a hand you don't like! Apply now and you'll even get one Skull Jr. free!

Skull: Deal of the century, don't ya think? After all, you get the genius that came up with this genius plan!

Balurga: Hm... Getting to boss you around all day does sound kind of appealing.

Skull: Hey! I'd be your right hand, not your gopher!

Balurga: Close enough. But anyway, you're the last person I'd want looking after me!

Noticing a change in Skull's expression upon hearing those words, Balurga gives an exasperated sigh.

Balurga: My bad, I know you're just trying to help. Sorry I'm being a drag.

Skull: Nah, you shouldn't be apologizing. It's just my pride won't let me sit and do nothing!

Skull: For now, let's just take that old shopkeeper's advice and keep on searching around for one you like.

Skull: And until then if you really need something, even a gopher, I got you covered!

Balurga: Right... Well if you insist, I'll take you up on that.

Balurga: And that money you offered, if I find a good fit. That work for you?

Skull: Yep, you know it!

Skull: Oh, but... at least leave me enough for Skull Jr.'s chow!

Though unable to find what they were looking for, the two head back to rejoin the crew in high spirits.

Skull: Phew...

Skull Jr.: Whine...

Later that night.

Returning to his room onboard the Grandcypher after a filling meal, Skull lets out a large sigh.

Skull: Balurga won't say it, but I've figured out the rub.

Skull: Nothing compares to the Vulcan Claw that Balurga got from Allfather...

Skull Jr.: Woof!

Skull: Right? You get it, dontcha, partner? Atta good boy!

Skull: The Vulcan Claw was to Balurga like you are to me, Skull Jr. It can't be up and replaced so easily.

Skull: But what exactly about it made it so special?

Skull: If we can pinpoint that, maybe we'd have an easier time searching... Would he just tell me if I asked though?

Bored of Skull's endless worrying, Skull Jr. stretches mightly then shifts his attention toward the window.

Skull Jr.: Woof!

Skull: Hey, enough yappin', Skull Jr.! You tryin' to get (Captain) on our case again!

Skull Jr.: Woof, woof!

Skull Jr. ignores the scolding and continues to make a fuss. He scratches at the window as if to force it open himself.

Skull: Hey, I said to knock that off! You still owe me for when you broke the glass last time!

Skull Jr.: Whine...

Skull: Huh? Something outside the window?

Chipsqueak: Squeak.

Skull: Wha... Why if it ain't Chipsqueak! What the heck are you doing here?

Chipsqueak is the name that Skull gave to this small creature when he first encountered it at the Chamux base.

Having not gotten a chance to say goodbye, Skull never imagined that they would be reunited.

Skull: Did you really come all this way all by yourself? Hahaha, that's amazin'!

Skull: You coulda just stayed back there and lived in peace. Did ya miss me that much?

Chipsqueak: Squeak, squeak.

Skull: Hm? What's that? A letter?

Skull: Who in the skies is sending a letter like this...

Skull: ...!

Skull: Wh-wh-what the heck!

Skull can hardly contain his excitement after reading through the contents of the letter.

Skull: Baaaluuurgaaa!

Balurga: Shut up, you idiot! Do you even know what time it is?

Skull: Don't call me an idiot, idiot!

Skull: Wait, now's not the time for this! Look at this letter!

Balurga: Huh, a letter? Why? From who?

Balurga unfolds the wrinkled stationery and begins to read over the contents.

The handwriting is no feast for the eyes, and the words get to nothing but the point.

Balurga: "I have the Vulcan Claw. Come get it if you want it."

Balurga: Is this your idea of a prank or something? The sender didn't even write their name!

Skull: No! And Chipsqueak's the one who delivered it.

Skull: He's the little guy I met when I was locked up in the Chamux hideout.

Skull: So I guess this letter must be from someone back there?

Balurga: So what, is this from some ex-Odajumoki guy?

Balurga: I can't imagine anyone back there would be trying to get in touch with us on friendly terms. Why would they send this?

Skull: I dunno... But I trust Chipsqueak with my very life, so it's definitely not a trap! Probably!

Skull: Look, they say they're gonna give it back to ya. Let's take 'em up on it.

Taking in Skull's words, Balurga ponders a course of action.

Balurga: The Vulcan Claw... It's done its job. It's not like a man to cling on to something that's already been lost.

Balurga: We've been through so much though. It was like a partner to me.

Balurga: It wouldn't feel right to part ways without some kind of proper send-off.

Balurga: All right, I've made up my mind. Let's go. I suppose you have some sort of idea of who sent this letter?

Skull: Yep! Or at least, we should be able to track our mystery sender down. There was a map inside the envelope that Chipsqueak delivered.

Balurga: Back we go, to North Vast!

With that, both Balurga and Skull find themselves bound for their homeland of North Vast once more.

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The Hand Right for the Future

Balurga and Skull find the sender at a settlement made up of many other ex-Odajumoki members. The residents are by and large listless and downtrodden. The sender tells the two that it is because they have lost the guiding light of an Allfather twice over. Hearing this, Skull becomes lost in thought.

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Balurga and Skull have returned to North Vast in order to meet with one who claims to possess Balurga's lost prosthetic weapon, the Vulcan Claw.

They proceed with caution, knowing well that the whole setup may be a trap.

Skull: Gah! What's with everyone here?

Skull: They've been staring holes in us since we got here, but haven't lifted a finger!

Balurga: It's real creepy. Looks like more than just the ex-Odajumoki guys here, too.

The search for the sender of the letter has brought Balurga and Skull to a rather gloomy village. The residents do little but stare at them.

???: We've taken in many ex-Chamux disciples. Turns out quite a lot of them were wounded back during all that fuss..

Balurga: Who are—

Skull: Yooo! It's you!

In clear contrast to Balurga's surprise at the man's sudden appearance, Skull speaks in a friendly tone.

Skull: You were the one in the cell with me! Glad you made it outta there safe!

Balurga: Are you the one who sent Skull that letter?

Letter Sender: Yeah. And since you guys are here, it means that little pipsqueak actually made it.

Balurga: Yep. So why'd you feel the need to send a letter via the rodent express?

Balurga: I have a feeling it wasn't just to hand over the Vulcan Claw, no questions asked.

Letter Sender: I don't blame you for being suspicious, but here ya go.

The man hands a worn sack over to Balurga.

Balurga: This is the Vulcan Claw, all right. It's pretty busted up, though.

Letter Sender: Yeah, well that's not on me. Things have been pretty chaotic since then, what with Chamux breaking up and all the visits we've gotten from the Crew of Enforcers.

Letter Sender: No doubt the thing got tossed around a bunch.

Balurga: I see. Thank you for holding onto it.

Balurga: I still don't get it, though. Why hand it over like this? What's in it for you?

Balurga: And this place... Doesn't look like you're trying to set up a new base or anything like that.

Letter Sender: You'd be right, there. This isn't a base, just a place for those without a home to return to.

Letter Sender: Guess I should fill you in on what ended up happening after all that.

The man takes a deep breath, and calmly begins to give his account.

Letter Sender: Needless to say, after you all took down Rhiogur, the group found itself divided with many of its members injured.

Letter Sender: Things got even more chaotic when the Crew of Enforcers showed up.

Letter Sender: Many were taken into custody, but a few of us managed to get away from the roundups.

Letter Sender: Of course, it's a good thing that so many of us were able to escape capture, and even better that so many were able to distance themselves from their past Chamux lifestyles.

Letter Sender: But it really provided guidance for so many of the souls here, you know? And now without someone out here telling 'em what to do, they find themselves lost and without a direction in life.

He continues to elaborate on their situation. There are even some who decided to go out on their own after recovering from their wounds.

Those who remain at the settlement, however, are by and large leading lives devoid of hope and direction.

Letter Sender: I'm worried about them. People like that can't hope to survive in these snowcapped mountains.

Letter Sender: I can't help but feel a bit sorry for them, so here I remain.

Balurga: Huh? When did the followers of Guzaletha grow to be so weak?

Balurga: The strong live on and the weak perish. That's always been the way it is here in North Vast, right?

Letter Sender: Yes, that's right. But still, something won't let me just walk away.

Letter Sender: I never thought I'd feel this way, but...

Letter Sender: I can't stand to see folks, the folks I once called brother over the stewpot, wither away like this.

The man's explanation does little to move Balurga.

Balurga: It was bound to happen to them sooner or later.

Balurga: If you just live your life looking up to someone and expecting them to feed you and dictate everything you're supposed to do...

Balurga: Well of course that person's going to up and disappear someday, be it Allfather or that Chamux clown!

Letter Sender: Yes... Well you're not wrong...

The man falls silent. Balurga's tongue clicks in disgust.

Skull, however, takes a moment to ponder what they have just been told.

Skull: Hmmm... I dunno! I just don't know what to think, and it's driving me nuts!

Balurga: What?

Skull: I mean... I get what you mean about these guys...

Skull: But I also get what my friend here is sayin'... How do I put it...

Skull: Ahhh, I just don't know, and now I'm all worked up! I'll be back—just going for a quick run!

Balurga: Hey, wait! You idiot, don't just go off on your own!

Ignoring Balurga's protest, Skull takes off running.

Skull Jr. looks up at Balurga with a tilted head as the abandoned Harvin lets out a heaving sigh.

The Hand Right for the Future: Scene 2

After receiving the damaged Vulcan Claw from the sender of the letter, Balurga and Skull prepare to leave when they encounter two men engaged in an argument. One of the men blames the two for causing the sorry state of affairs around the settlement after they took down the previous Allfathers. Balurga refutes, insisting that life under an Allfather was one without freedom.

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Skull: Pant... Pant... D-dammit, I just don't know what to think...

Having burned off a mysterious burst of energy with a long run around the settlement, Skull regroups with Balurga.

Balurga: Welcome back, dumbass.

Balurga: We got what we came for, and I don't plan on spending any more time among these weaklings. Let's start heading back.

Skull: Yeah... Hey, wait up.

Balurga: What? Don't tell me that you've started to sympathize with these fools?

Skull: No! I mean, maybe! Something about all this is really gnawing at me.

Skull: And it's been like that ever since we got here...

???: What was that? I dare you ta say that again!

???: I'll say it as many times as it takes! I don't like you, and I've never liked you!

Balurga: What's going on over there, a fight?

Skull and Balurga look in the direction of the shouts to find two men arguing.

The North Huskies that they presumably raise try to break up the fight.

North Husky 2: Woof, woof!

Ex-Odajumoki 2: Shut yer yap and get outta here!

North Husky 2: Whine.

Skull: Ack, those doggies are in trouble!

Skull: Hey, punks! Don't you even think about hurting those doggies! It's not their fault you guys can't keep your cool!

Balurga: Skull! Dammit, what a pain in the ass...

Exasperated, Balurga runs after him.

Skull: I said knock it off! Whatever you're shouting about doesn't concern them one bit!

Ex-Odajumoki 2: You... Skull?

Ex-Odajumoki 1: Oh, look! Balurga, too. And just why the hell are you two here?

Balurga: Well it definitely doesn't have anything to do with the two of you.

Balurga: But please, tell me why you're fighting. I'm sure it's over something really petty.

Balurga's gaze shifts toward a dog toy lying at the men's feet.

Balurga: Wait, I think I have an idea...

Ex-Odajumoki 1: Tch... This guy got all up in my face as I was playing with my doggy!

Ex-Odajumoki 1: Sure, we might've caused him to trip, but it wasn't on purpose!

Skull: Yeeesh, give it a rest! That ain't nothing to cause a brouhaha over, dammit!

Skull: Look at the poor thing—he's scared half to death. Don't go getting innocent little doggies wrapped up in your stupid people fights!

The men fall silent in the face of Skull's anger.

Ex-Odajumoki 1: Everything's tense 'round these parts recently, and it's basically your fault, you know!

Skull: Huh? What the hell did I do?

Ex-Odajumoki 2: Don't act like you've got no clue! You weren't content with only killin' Guzaletha, but you just had to go and get rid of Rhiogur, too!

Ex-Odajumoki 1: Not just Skull here who's to blame... You were in on it too, Balurga!

Ex-Odajumoki 1: You were always lookin' down on us, just because you were on Allfather's good side, and turned out you weren't even a man!

Balurga: Did you just say. What I think you said?

Ex-Odajumoki 1: I did! And now that we're stuck in this limbo, you two dare to show your faces 'round here again!

Onlooker 1: Yeah, he's right...

Onlooker 2: This never would've happened to us if it weren't for you two!

Onlookers join in to berate Skull and Balurga.

Skull: Siiigh...

Skull: Yep, that was me all right. I killed Allfather... Guzaletha all that time ago.

Skull: I helped get rid of that fraudster clown too! And busted up his weirdo cult!

Skull: And what about it, huh? Or what, you saying we forced you to stay here and turn into a buncha do-nothings?

Ex-Odajumoki 2: Oh, so this is all our fault?

Balurga: What's the issue? Just leave the island and rampage about like you did before. Why do you feel like you need to go blaming other people for your problems?

Balurga: Or what? Are you really all a buncha babies who need someone to manage every part of your lives?

Balurga: You're saying that this is our fault? Hah, don't make me laugh! The reason you guys are out here wallowing is because you chose to do that!

Ex-Odajumoki 1: Sh-shut up! We always had the guidance of Allfather, and that was taken away from us!

Ex-Odajumoki 1: And you want us to go now and rampage about? We'd just get caught by the Crew of Enforcers. What do you really expect us to do?

Skull: Try thinkin' for yourselves, to start! Ain't no one's taken your freedom away, you dolts!

Skull: I know that living was real easy when Allfather was around, but where was the freedom in that?

Skull: You were just tied down by his orders. That wasn't true freedom at all!

Skull: You don't know how to go on living now? That's one of the silliest things I've ever heard!

Skull: As long as you've got a way to breathe in, breathe out, eat three meals a day, eat snacks, rampage, and sleep, you're all set!

Skull: You shouldn't need anyone to tell you how to do that, yeah?

Ex-Odajumoki 1: This guy can't be serious right now, yeah? You know it's not that easy, right?

Balurga: What did you value so much in living under Allfather... Under Guzaletha's beck and call?

Balurga: Was it the "freedom" to obey? Was it that you felt "manly" not having to take responsibility? I sure hope not!

Balurga: Look at yourselves! When's the last time you did anything other than whine!

The previous Odajumoki members are at a loss for words.

The silence lingers for many uncomfortable moments, until one of the men finally speaks up.

Ex-Odajumoki 1: It was a freedom we were content to live with.

Ex-Odajumoki 1: Sure, it may be like you said in that there wasn't a whole lot that we had to think about during the day-to-day, but that's how we chose to live our lives.

Ex-Odajumoki 1: But we suddenly lost all of that. You can't expect everyone to adapt as fast as you both did...

Balurga: Hmph. Yeah, I hear you loud and clear.

Balurga: And if Allfather was here to hear it too, I can bet you that he'd be real disappointed to see what cowards his sons have become!

Ex-Odajumoki 1: ...

Skull: And to think that all this time, it was the real idiots calling me the idiot.

Skull: Spending your whole life just blindly following orders... Do you think that would have really made Guzaletha happy?

Ex-Odajumoki 2: ...!
Why don't you explain it to us, then? What exactly is the freedom you keep prattling on about?

Skull: Nope, you gotta come up with that for yourselves!

Skull: Besides, if I were to just tell you, wouldn't that make me your new Allfather?

Skull: Oh man, just the thought of that makes me shudder... No way man! Now I'm definitely not tellin' you!

Ex-Odajumoki 2: You? Becoming Allfather? Don't make me laugh!

Skull: Huh? But that's exactly what it'd be like!

Skull: Weren't you all real quick to listen to Rhiogur and become tied down by his words?

Ex-Odajumoki 2: Th-that's...

Skull: So no, I'm not gonna say a word! I've got no plans on becoming anyone's Allfather!

Skull: Start usin' your own heads and thinking for yourselves! Ya dummies! Idiots!

Skull: Losers!

The men lose any motivation they may have had to argue back against Skull and Balurga, casting their eyes to the ground.

The awkward silence that follows gets the better of him, and Skull turns to face away from the men.

Skull: Let's get out of here, Balurga. Shoulda just listened to ya and split ages ago.

Balurga: Now you see... Ugh, that was so annoying.

Skull Jr.: Whine.

Skull and Balurga head for the exit of the settlement, leaving the men rendered as puppets whose strings have been cut.

Letter Sender: Thank you.

They turn around to see Skull's previous cellmate.

Balurga: Ya punk. You knew we would come out here and react like that, didn't you?

Letter Sender: Not at all... is what I would say if I were lying. I knew that there was a fairly high chance that you would, yes.

Letter Sender: It's not easy to change someone's entire way of thinking, but if there were anyone who could do it, I knew that it'd be you boys.

Letter Sender: A little dose of reality was exactly what was needed here.

Letter Sender: So thank you for coming out to say what was on your mind.

Skull: Huh? So you were taking advantage of us?

Letter Sender: Maybe a little bit. But I did really want to get that prosthetic back to you, too.

Letter Sender: So all's well that ends well, right? Allow me to throw this in as a bonus.

The man hands a sealed letter to Balurga.

Balurga: What's this?

Letter Sender: That contains all the documents I could find relating to the Vulcan Claw back when Allfather commissioned it. Specifications and materials are written in there, too.

Letter Sender: Does me absolutely no good to just hold on to it, so I might as well pass it over to you.

Balurga: Yeah, I suppose it wouldn't. I'll happily take it off your hands, then.

Skull: So now what? What's your plan from now on? Gonna stay here?

Letter Sender: I'm not so sure yet. But maybe now that some of these guys will be inspired to move on, I'll just end up going along with someone.

Letter Sender: I've got my own life and freedom to think about as well.

Letter Sender: I'd be real worried about anyone who isn't motivated to get out of here after hearing what you had to say. I'm not sure if they'd be able to go on living anywhere.

Balurga: I think you're right. From the looks of it, maybe around half of 'em are looking motivated enough to do something with themselves.

Balurga: See ya. You seem all right—take care out there.

Skull: Sigh... I wasn't planning on going off like that, but I guess I felt like I had to say something to my ex-family...

Skull: I hope that you can also find your freedom. And whatever happens, don't you ever forget to play with your doggy!

Skull Jr.: Woof!

Letter Sender: I won't. Farewell, and I hope that you both get along well with your new family.

After watching the man make his way back to the settlement, Skull and Balurga leave to head home.

Though a pall may remain over a corner of their hearts, the two are determined to follow their own path. On the way back to the ship, neither turns to look back at what they leave behind.

The Hand Right for the Future: Scene 3

Balurga employs Galadar in the fashioning of a new prosthetic arm, requesting that the melted-down remains of the Vulcan Claw be used in its creation. Later that night, Balurga hears out Skull, who has had a lot on his mind since returning to the Grandcypher. Balurga names the new right arm the Atar Claw, in hopes of pursuing the true path of freedom.

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Skull and Balurga make a safe return to the Grandcypher. They soon pay a visit to a certain crew member.

Balurga: These documents should contain all the information we need to make a new prosthetic. Can I ask for your help, Galadar?

Galadar: Bwahahaha! So this is what you wanted to ask me about?

Galadar: Of course, you can count on me! I'll have a prosthetic you love whipped up in a jiffy!

Balurga: Really? You the best!

Balurga entreats a master craftsman traveling with the crew to forge a new right hand.

Balurga smiles as Galadar, a Draph warrior skilled with the smithing hammer, lets out a bellowing laugh.

Galadar: Oh yes, you mentioned that there was a specific ore that you wanted me to use?

Skull: Well, not quite. Rather, we were hoping you could melt this thing down and then use it for something.

Skull begins to unwrap the broken Vulcan Claw and presents it to Galadar.

Galadar: Ah, of course. This is the arm that I've always seen you with. It's certainly taken a beating.

Galadar: Those North Vast guys really held nothing back, eh?

Balurga: Yeah. And I was only able to retrieve it recently.

Balurga: I know well enough that I won't be able to equip this guy anymore, so I wanted to give him a kind of proper send-off.

Balurga: I was thinkin' about the best way to do that, and Skull came up with the idea.

Balurga: Rather than some kind of burial or whatever, we figured it'd be more productive to melt it down and reuse the material.

Galadar: I see, I see! Now this is a challenge I'm up to face!

Galadar: I'm certain that the metal can be reused in some way, but I'll have to give it some careful thought.

Galadar: Prosthetic arms and legs become one with the body, so we craftsmen can't just go tossing a whole buncha metals in there all willy-nilly. They need to be built to last.

Galadar: If I'm not careful, I'll just end up makin' you something that'll up and rust on ya in no time.

Balurga: Luckily, I have a list of all the stuff that was used to make it. You can consult these documents.

Galadar: Ah, now that's what I'm talking about! You'll let me hold on to these for a while?

Galadar: Hm, hm, I see... Whoever made this spared absolutely no expense. The metals are all of the highest quality.

Galadar: Looks like if I fashion the melted down metal into the core of the arm, it'll come out much more durable than anythin' you could just buy out there in the markets!

Skull: Yo, is that right? That's great, Balurga!

Galadar: I'm going to be making you something that lasts a lifetime, so let me know if there are any specifications or features from the old model you want me to implement!

Galadar: We'll want to make sure everything you need is there from the start.

Skull: Oh, I know, I know! It definitely needs to be able to shoot laser beams!

Skull: And of course it needs to be able to fire off like "zoom!", and—

Balurga: Oh, Galadar! Definitely keep the claw—using that to pull something in for a meaty punch is the best feeling ever!

Balurga: Right, and if you can, something that lets me fly would be so awesome!

Galadar: Bwahahaha! All right, all right! I'll see what I can do!

Laughter fills the air as the three discuss all of the features to be implemented in Balurga's new right arm.

Skull: ...

Balurga: Hey, Skull. You look uneasy as hell. What, acid rain on the forecast for tomorrow or something?

Skull: Waaah! B-Balurga? Since when did you learn invisibility skills?

Balurga: I've been standing here for a while now... Seems like you've been thinking real hard about something. That'd be a first.

Skull: N-no it wouldn't! There're plenty of times where I just want to think about a bunch of things...

Balurga: Yeah, yeah, I'm just busting your chops. So? What's on your mind?

Balurga stands an arm's length away from Skull, awaiting an answer.

A moment of silence passes before Skull lets out a heavy sigh.

Skull: Well ya see, I was just thinking about the whole thing with Guzaletha again.

Skull: And I really couldn't care less if all of those guys hate me or not.

Skull: If I'm going to keep it up and become the big man I wanna be, I can't afford to sweat the small stuff.

Skull: But ya know? I've been thinking about it for just for a little while.

Skull: Remember how those guys said they couldn't be like us?

Balurga: Yeah, but I don't really want to think about it. Just a bunch of excuses.

Skull: Yeah, but I was thinkin' about it a lot... And I think I might agree with them a teeny, teeeeny tiny bit.

Skull: Like, there really are a bunch of things that're different about our situation, if you think about it.

Skull: For them, the Allfather that was letting them live with the freedom they wanted just went poof one day, yeah?

Skull: It makes sense that they'd hate the guy who took Allfather away from them, I suppose.

Skull: I didn't think anyone would care... I thought they'd see it like I did... Until I started to think in their shoes.

Skull: Still, everybody's gotta decide for themselves what they want outta life—whatever that is—or they'll never be free.

Skull: So I was just thinking, y'know, I hope they can figure out what they want and move forward.

Skull speaks with an air of maturity that Balurga has never before seen.

Balurga: I'm stunned... Is this Skull? Feeling responsible for someone?

Skull: Nah, I'm not feeling, like, responsible or anything like that. It's just that, you know, we used to be a family that ate at the same table...

Balurga: Mm, I see. I guess in a roundabout way, it is kinda like you to think like that.

Balurga: ...

Balurga: They were just looking for someone to blame.

Balurga: They'd totally given up on thinking for themselves. Including thinking about the consequences of what they were doing.

Balurga: Even including why they wanted to live like that. Which is why they couldn't come up a reason to do anything themselves after it fell apart.

Balurga: Luckily, not all of them were like that. Like the guy who sent you the letter—seems he was thinking for himself a little.

Balurga: If they can turn their brains back on, start taking action again of their own will... they'll do okay.

Skull: ...

Balurga: They'll think back about what Allfather said, and then maybe they'll finally get it.

Balurga: They'll be able to live their own true freedom when that time comes.

Skull: Yeah, you're right. And won't that be great! Haha...

Seemingly satisfied with Balurga's reasoning, Skull looks up at the sky.

Skull: Hm? Wait a minute... If they couldn't even understand such a simple concept...

Skull: Then I'm definitely a super genius for realizin' it first and taking down Allfather!

Skull: They won't ever think of calling me an idiot or Hollow-Skull ever again!

Skull: Hyahaaa! Now that feels good!

Balurga: Sigh... It's because he says whatever ridiculous thing he's thinking about in the moment that people call him an idiot.

Balurga: But I guess if you take that out of him, he'd just be some numbskull.

Skull: Hey! You know I can hear you, Balurga! And I'm not an idiot or a numbskull!

Balurga: Shut up! Stop shouting, man. Do you even know what time it is?

Skull: You shut up!

And just like that, the uncomfortable and heavy atmosphere dissipates as shouts and laughter fill the night sky.

This continues until (Captain) comes over to admonish them.

A few days later.

Skull: Baaaluuurgaaa!

Skull: I got 'em! Fried noodle bread and fresh milk!

Balurga: Oh, that was fast. Thanks a lot!

Skull: Yeah, Skull Jr. carried me over at mach speed!

Skull: But that's enough! How many days have you spent bossing me around already!

Skull: I've been doing every single one of your errands and chores!

Balurga: You're the one who came up with this arrangement in the first place! Does a big man go back on his word?

Skull: Grr!

Galadar: Well now, you both are as lively as ever! Bwahahaha!

Galadar lets out a cheerful laugh and nods, a self-satisfied look on his face. He puts down his tools.

Galadar: All right. It's done, Balurga. Go ahead and try moving it around!

Balurga: Yeah, this feels amazing. Even better than I could have imagined! I knew coming to you was the right choice.

The freshly polished metal of Balurga's new arm glistens under the lights of the workshop.

Skull: Oh? So does this mean...

Skull: Hot damn, it's done!

Skull: What a beauty! Good for you, man!

Balurga: Thanks! So you know what, why don't you keep the fried noodle bread and milk. I don't need to be coddled anymore.

Skull: Really, you mean it?

Skull: Wait, why am I actin' all happy? I'm the one who bought these in the first place!

Balurga: Haha, don't think too hard about it! Now, say "happy birthday" to the Atar Claw!

Balurga: We should get (Captain) and everyone over here for a big birthday party!

Skull: Hyahaaa! Now you're talkin'! All right, I'm off to grab (Captain)!

Skull: Hyahaaaa!

Skull can hardly contain himself at the word "party," and rushes off to find (Captain).

Balurga: Of course, you're invited too, Galadar. There wouldn't even be a reason to party without you!

Galadar: Bwahahaha! Can't say no to that!

Galadar: It's been quite a while since I've been this proud of a piece, I'll tell you!

Balurga: Great! I'll be sure to come back to you for all my smithing needs!

Balurga glances down at the newly crafted right arm.

Balurga: Thanks for everything 'til now, Vulcan Claw.

Balurga: Hope you get along with the newbie. Now let's go—we got a life to live and freedom to enjoy!

As though it were responding to Balurga's declaration, a bright light shines forth from the flawless, polished surface of the prosthetic arm.

It lights the way toward a future filled with freedom.

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(主人公)！　どっちが速いか勝負だコラァッ！	Yo, (Captain)! Let's see which one of us is faster!
(主人公)にとって漢らしさってなんだ？	What does being a real man mean to you, (Captain)?
オヤツは持ったか？弁当も忘れんじゃねぇぞ！	Got snacks? Don't forget lunch either!
新しい相棒の使い心地を早く試してみてぇ……！	I can't wait to try this new guy out!
飛ばせ、スカルジュニア！ヒィィィハァァァッ！！	Onward, Skull Jr.! Hyahaaa!
スカルジュニアか？主人よりは利口だと思うぜ	Skull Jr.? Probably smarter than his master.
次は右だ！　オレ様の勘に間違いはねぇ！	Next, we take a right! My intuition is never wrong!
左の道が怪しい気がするぜ根拠？　アタイの勘だ！	There's something off about the left path. How do I know? My intuition, of course!
おお？　リス公！　お前また迷子になってたのか？	What's wrong, Sir Squeak? You lost?
遠慮はいらねぇ！敵はまとめてぶっ潰す！	Hold nothing back! Let's crush them together!