Red: I never learn... Heheh... Sorry... I'm just a mess... Lammy: There, there! No use trying to change your nature, sweetie! Rammy: Will you quit babying her, Lammy? Lamretta: Cut it out, guys! Don't fight on (Captain)'s birthday! Red: I'm done... Sorry, guys... I'm heading back early... Lamretta: H-hold on! This is an important day! You stay in your seat, little miss tipsy! Lammy: Exactly... Can't go against a psychological phenomenon like this, after all... Rammy: Hold it! What if we worked together to carry her back? And wished (Captain) a happy birthday at the same time? Lamretta: Hey... that is an option! Lammy: If you insist... Rammy: Here we go, everyone! Lamretta: Heave-ho! Lammy: Urgh! Red: T-thanks... everybody... you're real... lifesavers... Rammy: On three! Lamretta: Happy! Rammy: Happy! Lammy: Birthday! Red: Yeah...
Red: Hap-happy birth... day... Rammy: Geez, Red. Hitting the sauce a little too hard, huh? Lammy: Are you okay, sweetie? If you feel bad, you can lie down you know. Lamretta: No you can't! Today's (Captain)'s birthday! Red: Oh that's—urgh—never mind... Still not feeling so hot... Rammy: Nope. Not today. You better get over it quick! Lamretta: That's right! But didn't we have almost the same conversation last year? Lammy: Did we? How did we handle her then? Red: Everybody... Urgh... They helped... Lamretta: Stop talking! You gotta rest! Rammy: It's okay, Red, I remember too. Let's all help celebrate again this year. Lamretta: Great idea! Lammy, you have to help too! Lammy: Fiiine, if I have to. Red: You guys... are the best... Rammy: Here we go! Ready... aaand... Lamretta: Happy! Lammy: Happy! Rammy: Birthday! Red: Yeah...
Red: Urgh... Lammy: Oh, you don't look so good, Red. Hurry up and get over it! Rammy: Sigh... I just can't anymore... She's always like this... Red: Urgh... So-rry... Lamretta: Everyone, wait a moment! It just occurred to me that today is (Captain)'s birthday, right? Red: ! Lammy: Now that you mention it! Rammy: Ugh! Look what happens when you let yourself go, Red! Red: Sorry... Everyone... Sorry... (Captain)... Lamretta: Red, before you apologize don't you have something else to say? Rammy: What if we all said it together? Lammy: That would be just like us! One, two... Lamretta: Happy! Rammy: Happy! Lammy: Birthday! Red: That...
Red: Ugh... I feel sick... Rammy: Come on... Again, Red? It's (Captain)'s birthday today... You're drinking way too much! Lammy: You were just that excited about today, weren't you, Red? Red: Blegh... S-sorry... I feel it coming... Lamretta: Wait! You can't puke and make a mess of this special day. You gotta hold it in! Lammy: Well... I guess she can't really help it anymore... Rammy: Hang on a second! We gotta cheer her on together in times like these! The Three: Hold-it-in! Hold-it-in!
Hold-it-in! Hold-it-in! Red: W-wait... When you chant like that, it's like you're telling me to drink more...
My head's banging... I think it's getting worse... Rammy: Argh! Then let's say it together before the catastrophe descends! Lammy: Ready, and... Lamretta: Happy! Lammy: Birthday! Rammy: To! Red: Yooou...
Ungh... And here we are... again... Hurgh... I regret nothing... This is... what I wanted... I love spirits... As much I love you, Cap'n... Huh? You don't want to hear me say that? If I don't clean up my room... you're going to boot me off the ship? G-gotcha! I'll get cleaning once I feel better! So just... don't rush me...
Happy New Year... Urgh... But what's so happy about it... This year's... resolution... Stay... hydrated... Burp... Just kidding... It's work harder... So I don't get fired... Sorry... Wouldn't blame you—urgh—if you kicked me out now... But before you do... Can you get me some water? P-please...
Hurgh...
And here I was trying not to overdo...
But no matter where I went... Everyone was throwing some kind of a New Year's party... I just couldn't help myself...
Before I knew it there were empty bottles all around me...
Every year is the same... Sorry about that...
Happy... New Ye...
The new year... just started. And I've already messed up... (Captain)... I need to... ask you to leave... No... You've got me all wrong... It's just that... I'm about to give you... a New Year's present... you aren't going to appreciate... Guh... I can't... do this anymore. I told myself... I wasn't gonna drink so much... this year... And the first day... of the year... sets the tone... for the rest... Oh. Blearghhhh...
(Captain), Shappy Dalentine's Vay!
Take what you find... in the drawer...
G-go ahead... I don't mind. Take it...
Hiccup... Hurry up though...
Pant... pant... Gone yet?
Oof... Sorry, (Captain)... Uuurgh...
Uuurgh...
(Captain)... Take the chocolate... And then leave...
If you stay there...
You'll see what becomes of all the food I ate today...
I'm holding it back... So hurry... Leave...
Yeah... I-I'm fine. I just need to rest, and I'll be okay...
Oh, wait! I just need to say one thing...
Happy... Valen—
Hurgh...
Bleaaaargh! Guh... Bleaaaaaaargh! Pant... (Captain)... Thanks for patting my back but... You can... give up now... It's already... too late... So hurry... Take those chocolates... and get outta here... before the next wave... comes... Then forget about... what you saw here... Just enjoy the chocolates... But I know... this is probably gonna be... really hard to unsee... Sor-sor... Sor-sor... Sorr-bleaaaargh!
Pant... Pant... A present?
Th-thank you... Oof... Put it in the drawer...
D-don't be shy... Go ahead... Hurry though...
Oof... Little faster...
Huh? You're gonna sit with me?
No... Gulp... Oh no... Here it comes...
You're a sweety, but—oh boy... Pant... Hold it in, Lammy... You can do this...
I'm, uh, better off alone... Gulp... Today... Oof...
Uuurrgh...
Pant... Ooo... I wanna cry...
(Captain)... Thank you for the... chocolates... I-I'm so... happy... I feel better... but I'm gonna go puke... I'll do that and get pretty... and cleaned up for you... Huh? What? I'm not... gonna eat your gift... until after I puke, silly... I would never do that... to something you gave me... That's why I... Need to visit the... Little girl's room... And hack it... All of i—hurgh... Uh-oh...
Pant... Gasp... Burp! I swear... I'm not... throwing up today... This is... a White Day's gift... from you.... I can't... ruin it... Gasp... Burp! Pant... Wheeze... T-that was a close one... (Captain)... You don't have to... be so worried... Ol' Lamretta knows... what she's doing... I've got this... You just... rest... easy... Thanks for... celebrating White Day... with me...
Happy... Halloween! I'm pretty much partied out, (Captain)... S-so if you had any tricks planned, save them... If you could just keep an eye on me in the meantime, that'd be great...
Huh? You're wondering where the grape juice-flavored candies Katalina made went off to? Heh... Heheheh... Lemme think... Uh oh, I think I'm having a really bad trick or treat flashback... If I go back to... oof... where I was at the time... Maybe the tragedy... can be averted...
W-wait a minute... Hiccup...
Wheeze... I-it's comin'...
Gotta... get back to my room... If I hurl right here, nobody'll lemme live it down...
P-please... Carry me... Hiccup...
I don't need anymore candy...
And I've had all... the special sauce I need...
Gimme... Gimme water...
Trick or water...
If you don't give me water... I'll give you a yak attack...
Yak or water...
Trick.... ooo... treee...
Huh? You got me some... water? That's sooo nice of you...
But I see two cups... Is it because... I had too much to drink?
Hm? I have to... choose?
It's a penalty... for drinking too much? If one of them is water... then what's the other?
C'mon, tell me... Hmm, I wonder what it is... This is a mean trick...
Oh well... It's true I'm always causing trouble for you...
Win or lose... Hack it or drink it... One or the other...
Someone help me!
Happy... holi... daze... Oogh... My head's killin' me... Not sure I have it in me to party with everyone right now... Urp... I'm gonna crash in my room... I'll poke my head in again when things calm down...
Nngha... Guess I overdid it with the spirits... You really picked a good time to show up, (Captain). Couldja... maybe get me some water? Blegh... M-my head's killing me. Hm? Water? For me? Thanks... Gulp, gulp, gulp... Ahhh... Ungh... Is this really water? It tastes kind of... sugary.
Ugh... Happy... holidays... Ah, (Captain)... Are you enjoying the party? Pant... Even though... I'm here... Sorry, I can't... Hm? What're you... giving me? Eek... Aah? C-cold snow? Feels nice... Pant... That feels better... Ugh... Never mind... I'm gonna sleep in my room... When I feel better, we can exchange presents...
Huff... Huff...
Bu-urrpp!
Hap... Holid... Burp!
Huff... (Captain)? I wancha... to hab a good night...
Buh... If you stay here... Oh you'll get a wet present you really... won't want...
Wha?
Huh?
W-what... That's not what I meant... I was talking about a monster...
Bah!
There it is! Hiccup! Let ol' Lamretta... take care of it...
(Captain)... go on without me... Live... for the both of us...
I... can handle this... So hurry...
Go... Now... While I can hold it off... Run you fool...
Happy... holi... da... Burp... (Captain)... I'm so sorry... I was just... so happy... 'bout celebratin' alone with you. Got a bit carried away... Bleurgh... Hey... I'm so sorry... But I gotta ask you... a favor... Think you could... get me... a present? Water... Please. Water... I need... water...
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To Feast Again
(Captain) and the crew hold a feast to comfort a broken-hearted Lamretta, and listen to her talk about her time at the abbey. She was once a pious sister, but after her first taste of wine, she left the abbey and has not been back since. The crew takes care of Lamretta as she cries over her past regrets.
As the crew carries the sleeping Lamretta back to the ship, she wakes up on Rackam's back. While she apologizes for the trouble she caused, monsters attack the crew.
(Captain) and company look after Lamretta after she drinks just a bit too much.
The night is half over, and Rackam carries Lamretta on his back as the crew heads for the ship.
Lamretta: Huh... Where am I?
Rackam: Evening, Ms. Lamretta! You finally awake?
Lamretta: Racky... What happened to me?
Vyrn: Trouble, that's what! You don't remember anything?
Lamretta: How embarrassing...
Lyria: Now, now. At least no one got hurt.
Lamretta: Let's see... I remember having a good time partying with all of you, and then...
Lamretta: Ugh! My head! Feels like it's gonna burst...
Katalina: Are you all right? Here, drink some water.
Lamretta: Gulp... Gulp... Thank you.
Lamretta: Oh, Racky! You don't have to carry me anymore! I'm fine now!
Rackam: You sure? You're still a little green!
Lamretta: I'm fine! You've done more than enough!
Lamretta struggles off of Rackam's back and onto her feet.
She then promptly falls to her knees and grovels before the crew.
Lamretta: I'm so sorry! Forgive me!
Lamretta: Partying with all of you was so nice, but... but I...
Katalina: What? Lamretta, please! You don't need to grovel like that!
Lamretta: But this is the only way I can express—
Rackam: No. There's no need for that.
Lamretta: Ugh... Oh, thank you. All of you! Urp!
Lamretta: Pant... Maybe I shouldn't have bent over. It feels like I might... um...
Rackam: Whoa, wait! We get it, so stand up already!
Lamretta: Oof... I can't...
Lamretta: This must be my punishment. Divine punishment to make me consider my sins.
Katalina: Huh? Lamretta, get over here! Now!
Lamretta: No! I don't deserve your kindness, Katalina! You've spoiled me enough already!
Rackam: No, Lamretta! Behind you! Look behind you!
Lamretta: Huh? Behind—whaa!
Monster: Grrr!
Lamretta: Gyaaah!
Rackam: Haah!
Monster: Grargh...
Lamretta: Th-thank you!
Katalina: Tch... We're surrounded! Divide and conquer!
Rackam: Come on, (Captain)! Let's get them!
In the Middle of a Feast: Scene 2
The crew escapes the monsters and takes shelter in a nearby home. The man living there gives them a drink that incapacitates the adults in the crew—except Lamretta. She stands to fight just as the crew is surrounded by ruffians.
(Captain) and company break through the encroaching circle of monsters.
They try to take refuge in a nearby house.
Vyrn: Hey! Anybody home? Let us in!
Katalina: Please! We mean you no harm! We're being attacked by monsters!
The door slowly cracks open.
Wary Man: Huh? What do you want?
Lamretta: Pant... Pant... See for yourself.
Lyria: Please help us! We're in deep trouble.
Wary Man: I see. Well, I suppose I've been in trouble myself before. Come on in.
Just then Rackam and (Captain) catch up to the rest of the group.
Rackam: Hang on! Don't forget about me and (Captain).
Wary Man: Hmm... There are more of you? Fine. Come in.
The crew takes shelter in the man's home.
The man offers the crew hot drinks to warm up with after running around in the chilly night.
Lamretta: Thank ya much for the hospitality!
Rackam: Hold it, Lamretta!
Lamretta: Gulp... Gulp... Yum.
Lamretta: Oh, I feel all warm and fuzzy.
Rackam: You really should show a little restraint.
Wary Man: Come on, son. I'd say hesitating to take what a host offers is ruder.
The man takes a sip of the same beverage he offered to the crew.
Rackam: I guess you're right. Sorry.
The adults take a swig.
Its mellow, fruity flavor encourages them to keep drinking.
Katalina: All right... It's starting to get light outside, so I think we should get going.
Katalina tries to stand up, but she collapses to the floor.
Rackam: Come on, what are you doing?
Rackam pokes fun at Katalina, but he fails to find his footing as well.
Katalina: What the? What's going on?
Wary Man: Heh-heh... Don't worry, it's sedative-free, but I did make it on the strong side.
Ruffians suddenly appear out of the back room.
Ruffian: Heh-heh. Good stuff, huh? Goes down smooth but still packs a punch!
Katalina: Ugh... This is nothing I can't handle...
Wary Man: Oho! Still trying to move, are you?
Rackam: Tch... How could I have fallen for this?
Ruffian: Heh. Don't waste your time. It's too late to fight it now.
Ruffian: Heh-heh... This is the end for you.
Lamretta: Oh, really?
Lamretta stands before the ruffians.
Ruffian: Huh? Who are you kiddin'? You drank more than anyone!
Lamretta: Heehee... Is that all you got?
Lamretta: You thought your watered-down soft drink would even slow me down?
Ruffian: Shut up! We'll just start by incapacitating you the painful way!
The ruffian's bellowing rouses Vyrn, Lyria, and (Captain).
Vyrn: Yawn. Hey, what's the big fuss?
Lyria: Mmm... Lamretta?
Lamretta: Now it's my turn to protect my friends!
Lamretta: Come on! Let's party!
In the Middle of a Feast: Scene 3
Lamretta saves the crew, but they worry about the effects of her excessive partying on her health. Rackam and Katalina accompany her to a tavern to keep an eye on her, but they can't keep up, and Lamretta shows no sign of changing her ways.
Lamretta saves the crew, and they all return safely to the airship.
Lamretta: Nyahaha... Sometimes my old love of wine can come in handy!
Rackam: Yeah, but you really could stand to drink a little less.
Lamretta: Hmm... You think so?
Katalina: I do. I'm worried about your health.
Lamretta: If you're that concerned, why don't you try keeping tabs on me?
Lamretta: Aha! I just got a great idea!
Lamretta breaks into a happy grin.
A few days later, Rackam and Katalina are drinking with Lamretta.
Lamretta: Nyahaha! You two are such lightweights.
Rackam: Uh, no. You just have a crazy high tolerance...
Katalina: My apologies, but I think I'm done for the night.
Rackam and Katalina agreed to join Lamretta for a night of drinks to curb her intake.
But they can't keep up with her long enough to do so.
Lamretta: Oh well. I suppose I'll let you off the hook, Katalina.
Katalina: Phew... Thank you.
Lamretta: So I'll see you here at the same time tomorrow!
Katalina: What?
Rackam: You're joking, right?
Katalina: Ahem... I actually have plans tomorrow, so you'll have to excuse me.
Rackam: Hey, wait! You can't just run away! That's not fair!
Lamretta: Oh? You're not done yet, right, Racky?
Rackam: Of course not! I can handle a bit more.
Having said that though, Rackam manages to slip away when she's not looking.
Lamretta: Heeheehee. You really are a nice guy, Rackam.
Lamretta: If only you could handle your drink a little better—
Lamretta: Huh? Rackam? Where are you? Hellooo?
Lamretta converses with her large bottle of spirits for quite some time after that.
Will she ever learn to drink less? God only knows.
