Scenario:A Walk on the Wild Side - Chapter 2: Baller Times - Episode 2

A Walk on the Wild Side - Chapter 2: Baller Times - Episode 2

In fantasyland, a man is seen giving Korwa trouble. Instructor Tomoi of Albion and Killa Taiga of Mysteria show up to save her. Elsam and Rintaro also show up thereafter and argue over who owns the turf. Korwa leaves dumbfounded.

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On the corner of a street one sunny afternoon, an unkempt man is giving a schoolgirl some trouble.

???: Nyehehe... Come now, fair maiden... Don't you want to see how a man shines his horns?

Korwa: The heck? Urgh, you're really getting on my nerves!

???: But I'll even let you touch them! It'll be just the two of us!

Korwa: Eww, your horns are, like, mega-gross. Back off, you creep.

???: Yahoo! Let's get crazy!

Tomoi: Hold it right there, potato-punk.

Korwa: Instructor Tommy!

Tomoi: You've got some real potatoes to be traipsin' around like this island is your playground. But I won't let this stand.

Potato-Punk: A knight in shining armor? Humph, you want a piece of my horns too?

Tomoi: Bow down like the potato-punk you are and say you're sorry. Do that, and I just might let you go.

Potato-Punk: Hah, we'll see about that!

Tomoi: Bgrwaah!

Potato-Punk: What a weenie. Not even a scratch on my horns.

Korwa: OMG, Instructor Tomoi! Don't push yourself!

Tomoi: Stand back, Korwa! And watch how a baller instructor serves up a hearty helping of mashed justice!

Tomoi: Graaah!

Potato-Punk: Urgh! You weeniemeister...

A brawl of epic proportions ensues. When the potato-punk takes a jab to the bridge of his nose, he falters, clutching his face in pain.

Potato-Punk: Th-this is why I hate weenies! But this isn't over yet!

Tomoi: Hehe... Go full-on potato or go home, punk.

Korwa: Instructor Tomoi! Please tell me you're not hurt!

Tomoi: Nah, I'm all good. You okay yourself, Korwie?

Korwa: I'm totes okay.

Tomoi: Glad to know you're safe. That's what matters.

Korwa: Instructor Tomoi... I, like, totally can't thank you enough for getting me out of that jam!

Just as Korwa helps a battered-and-bruised Tomoi get up, two silhouettes appear before them.

Potato-Punk: There he is, that weenie I was talking about!

???: Yo, I heard you got beef with my homie?

Tomoi: Heh, I should've guessed the potato-punk would hightail it only to come back with an eggplant-punk...

Eggplant-Punk: Who the hell you callin' an eggplant-punk! Now you're really askin' for it!

Tomoi: I can handle these losers, Korwie. You get outta here while you can.

Korwa: How can you say that when you're all banged up, Instructor Tomoi!

Tomoi: Shoulda brought my frying pan to make stir-fry veggies outta you two.

???: You dumb fools seriously need to shut your faces.

Eggplant-Punk: You got no skin in this game! Shove off!

???: Huh?

Eggplant-Punk: Gyaaah!

Potato-Punk: Eeep!

The aptly named punks hunch over in agonizing pain.

Killa Taiga: You goons need to show some damn respect when you're barkin' at Killa Taiga!

Tomoi: It's you...

Killa Taiga: This is the Private Institute of Mysteria's turf you're standin' on. You good-for-nothin' playboys couldn't protect this town even if sky-high fries and stoked sundaes were in it for you!

Tomoi: Private? Wait, you sayin' this is your territory? Heck no, you better take that back right now!

Killa Taiga: Gyahaha! You couldn't even keep a girl safe just now! You're all talk and no action!

Killa Taiga: ...!

Korwa: ...?

Killa Taiga: (H-hot damn!)

Korwa: Erm... So you're super strong, right? Instructor Tommy was in a real fix, so, like, thanx.

Killa Taiga: C-c-c-cute!

Korwa: Wha?

Killa Taiga: I've fallen for you! It was love at first sight! Please go on a date with me!

Tomoi: Whoa, whoa, what's with this lovey-dovey stuff? Love at first sight, my butt cheeks!

Korwa: I don't know about this... We only just met...

Killa Taiga: L-l-look! This gearcycle's my pride and joy. Won't you go on a rendez-vous with me?

Korwa: Erm...

Killa Taiga: I... guess I'm asking for too much... Heh, least I still have this beast I built using spare parts from scrap...

Korwa: Hm? You put this thing together yourself?

Killa Taiga: Y-yeah! It took a real long time to get going, but I never gave up...

Korwa: Wow... That's, like, hella impressive. Mad respect right there.

Korwa: Ohmigosh, this is way cool!

Killa Taiga: Hummina, hummina, hummina! Can't take the cuteness!

Tomoi: Um... Korwie?

Elsam: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Someone wanna tell me what's goin' on here?

Tomoi: Nice timing, Sammy! Some baller Mysteria dude just barged in here, and...

Killa Taiga: Yo, what the hell... Puny bean sprouts just keep sproutin' outta nowhere.

Elsam: What, that s'posed to be an insult? Bean sprouts are, like, the bestest vegetable ever! They're affordable, nutritious, and oh-so-good!

Killa Taiga: No one asked, ya stupid goon!

???: Yo, Taiga! Whatcha doin' with those playboys?

Killa Taiga: Good of you to show up, Rintaro! Look at these bean sprouts I found growing on our turf.

Yung Rintaro: Pretty messed up, ain't it. Whaddya say we pluck 'em out before they grow even more!

Korwa: Uh...

Elsam: A bunch of lame-o Mysteria posers can't do jack to us Albion All-Stars!

Killa Taiga: Lame? Who you callin' lame!

Tomoi: In case you didn't notice—

Tomoi: She didn't exactly say yes to your travesty of a confession!

Tomoi: Yeah, let that sink in, you big... um....

Tomoi: Dummy dumb-dumb! Gearcycle fanboy!

Killa Taiga: I ain't about to lose heart over a flimsy bean sprout's ranting! Call me lame all you want, but I'm gonna keep pursuin' her!

Elsam: That was actually sorta boss... Can't argue with that...

Killa Taiga: You're Tomoi, right? I heard they made you take a test, and you scored a big fat zero. Now that's just sad for a teach!

Yung Rintaro: Hahah! Now that's what I call lame!

Elsam: Grr... C'mon, Tomo-teach! You can't take this lyin' down!

Tomoi: Man, that kinda hurt...

Korwa: Sigh... I think I've seen enough here...

Killa Taiga: Huh? Wh-where'd that pretty girl go?

Tomoi: Ah, looks like Korwie left.

Korwa has already departed for home, leaving the senseless men profoundly dumbfounded.

It is not at all hard to imagine that she grew tired of watching all the pointless bickering.

Lowain: Bwahahaha! Heck, even I'd go home if I were Korwie! You dudes blow!

Elsam: You gotta remember we were dealin' with bad boys... Hard to keep Korwie interested when they're just bad to the bone.

Lowain: It's time we deployed a new secret weapon, bros. That means you, Ty.

Tyre: Wh-what? Me?

Lowain: Show us how baller you can be, bro!

Elsam & Tomoi: Whoo!

Lowain: Wait... Time out!

Elsam & Tomoi: Say what?

Lowain: My bad, my bad. It just gets old with baller boys takin' center stage the whole time, y'know? Why don't we give the girls a chance in the spotlight?

Tomoi: Yeah, I hear ya... So we're gonna, like, have some of the more spunky ones join the fun?

Elsam: Does that mean we get new characters? Are they gonna party with us at Albion Fantasy High?

Tyre: Albion... Fantasy... High?

Lowain: Aight, first thing we gotta do is come up with a few girls who've got what it takes to be baller.

The bros are eager to explore the baller heights that these new fantasies will take them, even if it means their meals go untouched.