Scenario:Happy New Year! 2022 - New Year, New Crew - Episode 7

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Happy New Year! 2022 - New Year, New Crew - Episode 7





Commentator: Happy New Year, everyone! It's finally the moment you've all been waiting for: the Lucky Dude Grand Prix 5000!
Commentator: The starting line is whirring with excitement, each of our competitors hoping to snatch this year's Lucky Dude crown for themselves!
Sho: Hyaaahahaha! I was expecting to see you here, Tsubasa!
Tsubasa: Tch. Spotted by the pain in the ass...
Sho: Only one of us will rise to claim victory... But it won't be you! There's only one King around here!
Tsubasa: Damn, you never shut up, do you?
Tsubasa: Wait... No way! Meteon, you're joining the race?
Meteon: Yep! I never turn down a competition, even if it's not a speedship race. Let's see you burn rubber out there!
Sho: Hah. So the Cobalt Comet joins the pack. Good! The heavier the opponent, the harder they fall!
Agielba: Hey, don't forget about me. I'll lap you runts before you know it!
Commentator: I want to see a clean race out there! No magic, no vehicles, and no funny business! The fastest legs take the cake!
Commentator: First one who runs around the track and touches this stone will be declared this year's Lucky Dude!
Commentator: Well, my dudes! Are you ready? Get set...
Commentator: Gooooo!
Commentator: Look at that, folks! The Cobalt Comet bursts ahead of the competition!
Commentator: And just behind him, let's see... Are a bunch of hot-blooded hooligans and the Great Blade of Daybreak, Agiiiielbaaaa!
Tsubasa: Crud, man! Even without a speedship, Meteon is crazy fast! He's gonna leave us in the dust!
Sho: Listen to yourself, talking like a loser. You want someone to wipe your ass for you too, you crybaby?
Tsubasa: Naaargh! Now you've pissed me off! Try to keep up!
Agielba: Grr! I didn't get a good start... But that doesn't mean I'm finished yet! Raaaaah!
Sparks fly as the men barrel down the track, propelled by the roar of the crowd.
The race soon reaches its final stretch, with Meteon its clear frontrunner.
Ardora: Papi! Do your bestest!
Meteon: (Huh! That child... She's Agielba's daughter!)
Meteon: ...!
Tsubasa: Whoa! Meteon slowed his roll! He break an ankle or what?
Sho: Pft, who gives a crap. This is war. I'll pay my respects to the Cobalt Comet by overtaking him!
Ardora: Paaapi! Just a little fuwther! You can do it!
Tsubasa & Sho: Ngh!
Ah!
Sho and Tsubasa take notice of Agielba, and suddenly it becomes clear to them why Meteon began to slow down.
Tsubasa: Sho...
Sho: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Commentator: Oh my word, folks! It looks like those terrifying teens took a tumble! And they were so close to catching Meteon!
Agielba: ...!
Agielba: (C'mon, guys... You didn't have to go that far!)
Agielba: Ardora! Papi's gonna be the Lucky Dude, just like he promised!
Commentator: Agielba has found his opening, and he's doing it! He's making a mad dash! And, yes, folks! He's passed Meteon!
Commentator: What a development! This year's Lucky Dude crown goes to... Agiiiielbaaa!
Agielba: Ardora! Papi did it! Papi's the Lucky Dude!
The other competitors look on as Agielba scoops up his daughter in a celebratory hug.
Smiling, they congratulate each other on a race well ran.
Agielba: (Look at me, in debt to a bunch of young bucks.)
Agielba: (But I'll pay you all back. As the Lucky Dude you all chose.)
With Ardora secure in one arm, and the warmth of his fellow competitors' sportsmanship on his heart, Agielba raises a victorious fist to the crowds.