Scenario:Lamretta - To Feast Again
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To Feast Again
(Captain) and the crew hold a feast to comfort a broken-hearted Lamretta, and listen to her talk about her time at the abbey. She was once a pious sister, but after her first taste of wine, she left the abbey and has not been back since. The crew takes care of Lamretta as she cries over her past regrets.
Lamretta not in crew
During their journey, our heroes meet the lovable drunk nun, Lamretta.
While traveling with the party, she falls in love with a certain someone of the opposite sex, but gets nothing in return but the cold shoulder.
Our heroes join Lamretta at a tavern to console the nun in her grief and heartbreak.
Lamretta is a crew member
(Captain) and company enter a drinking competition with Lamretta.
Lamretta falls for a man she meets there, but gets nothing in return but the cold shoulder.
Our heroes join Lamretta at a tavern to console the nun in her grief and heartbreak.
Continue 1
Lamretta: Ooh...guysh... You all came here jussst for me? Thanks!
Vyrn: Good grief...she’s already drunk.
Lyria: Now, now, Vyrn. You know how much she loves to drink. Why not let her, just for today?
Vyrn: Yeah... “just for today.” As if she weren’t always drunk.
Lamretta: Katalina and Rackam, you came, too? I’m sho happy to sssee you!
Katalina: The pleasure is all ours. Lyria told me what happened. I’m honored to be invited.
Rackam: Yeah! I'm not sure exactly what's going on, but whatever, I'm glad to be here!
The whole crew was invited to help lift Lamretta’s spirits.
Lamretta: Today we can drink, drink, and drink some more! And forget evvverything else!
Lamretta: So let's have a toast... Cheers!
Katalina: Cheers!
Rackam: Cheers!
Lamretta leads everyone in a toast, thus raising the curtain on some rather unusual festivities.
It may have begun as a last minute, unplanned affair, but it turned out to be quite the wild party.
Lamretta: Hahaha! Drinking hasn’t been this much fun in ages!
Katalina: Haha! I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, Lamretta!
Lamretta: That jerk who dumped me is ancient history! I don’t need him!
Katalina: Good, that's the spirit! I know there's a better man for you out there somewhere!
Lamretta: Thanksh, Katalina!
Rackam: All right! Now that that's settled, let's drink our cares away!
Lamretta: Just what I was thinking, Racky! Order another round!
Rackam: Sure thing! Hey, waitress! Could you bring us another round of drinks? And some snacks, too, while you're at it.
Vyrn: Well, well...I think she's found a kindred spirit.
Lyria: Hee hee. I'm glad everyone's having so much fun.
Moved by the casual, open atmosphere, Rackam starts to talk.
Rackam: Ha, ha, ha! But, man, Lamretta! You’re the least pious nun I’ve ever seen in my life!
Lamretta: Ulp!
Lamretta chokes at Rackam’s comment.
Katalina: What! What's the matter, Sister Lamretta?
Rackam: Um...did I say something I shouldn’t have?
Lamretta: N-no... I just remembered the abbey and it made me gag.
Lyria: Now that you mention it...you don't talk much about your time in the abbey.
Vyrn: Yeah...we didn’t ask too many questions before we let you join our crew.
Lamretta: Hrgh! W-well who cares about the past anyway?
Lamretta: As long as we enjoy the here and now, that's all that matters! Am I right?
Vyrn: Yeah! You're exactly right, Lamretta!
Lyria: Of course! You don’t have to force yourself to talk about it if you don't want to!
Lamretta: Aww, you guys are so understanding...
Lamretta: Hrrngh... But you backed down so quickly...you actually made me want to tell you about it!
Vyrn: What? So you DID wanna talk about it!
With that, Lamretta begins to open up about her past.
Lamretta: I come from a long line of clergy—very pious—and it's expected from birth that you’ll serve at an abbey.
Lamretta: Even as a young maid, before I knew the taste of wine, I lived a life of apostolic poverty in the abbey.
Rackam: Wow. So even you were sober once.
Lamretta: Don't be so rude! I had a pure and proper childhood, I'll have you know!
Lamretta: I never tasted one drop of sake back when I was a devout sister!
Rackam: Whoa, sorry! So...how did you end up as the Lamretta we know and love today?
Lamretta: Ah, how could I ever forget... It was my first New Year's Eve as an adult...
Lamretta: That night, I was treated to some of the abbey’s own special liqueur.
Lamretta: Heh...that one drink started it all...
Lyria: Wh-what happened?
Lamretta: That was my first taste of alcohol. Its sweet taste made me feel like I'd died and gone to heaven...
Lamretta: After that, I drank any and every drop of spirits I could find in the abbey.
Lamretta: But when I came to...
Vyrn: Uh oh...what happened?
Lamretta: Well...I don't remember.
Vyrn: What? Nothing at all?
Lamretta: No...and I was too scared to ask anyone what I did. Ever since then I don't dare go back to the abbey.
Lamretta: Ugh... Waahh! It makes me cry just thinking about it!
Lyria: What do we do now? She's crying her eyes out.
Lamretta: Hnnngh...I can't face my friends at the nunnery...or my family...ever again!
Rackam: C'mon, everybody has an embarrassing story about drinking too much at least once in their life. Isn't that right, Katalina?
Katalina: Huh? Um, y-yes, of course! In any case, don’t you think your friends and family are worried about you?
Vyrn: She's right. You should at least stop by some time.
Lamretta: Sniff...hic... You...you think so?
Rackam: Come on, cheer up! And if you're too scared to go alone, we’ll all go with you!
Lamretta: Th-thank you, Rackam...
Rackam: For crying out loud...you’re hopeless. But we're here with you now, so go ahead and get hammered!
Lamretta: Meep! Really?
Encouraged by Rackam, Lamretta wipes away her tears.
Lamretta: Hey, waitress! We need refills over here!
Her mood having quickly turned around, Lamretta gleefully orders more and more to drink.
Lamretta: Ugh...oof... Hic!
Lamretta: Hahahahaa... This is gonna be a funnn night!
Thus the night of merriment ended in the blink of an eye.
As the night wears on, the party gets up to leave, but then notices that Lamretta is nowhere to be seen.
Lyria: Wait a minute... Where did Lamretta go?
(Captain) goes off to find a staff member, but instead finds Lamretta hiding in a corner, drunk out of her mind.
Lyria: Oh, oh no! What do we do?
Lyria: Um, um... I'll go find help, just stay here with her!
Lamretta: Ughh... I think I'm...done...for the night.
Lamretta: Hee hee hee... Huh? Nightyyy night...
Lamretta: Hahahah! Hah! What’rrre you d-d-doing!
Lamretta: Hee! Heeheehee! C-c-c-cut it out!
Lamretta's body convulses with laughter.
Choose: Pinch her cheeks.
Choose: Pinch her cheeks.
Lamretta: Huh? Hey, now. It’shh nah nice to make fun of a grrrown-up!
Lamretta: You deserve a shpanking!
Smiling impishy, Lamretta brings her face closer to (Captain)'s.
Choose: Lend her a shoulder.
Choose: Lend her a shoulder.
Lamretta: Hee hee... You are shhooo nice...
Lamretta: You realllly cute, you know thah?
Lamretta snuggles closer.
Choose: Resist.
Choose: Resist.
Lamretta: Hee hee hee. There’sss not a lot of room to move arounnnd.
Lamretta: So donnn’t shtruggle, or you could get hurt.
Lamretta limply tries to pull herself closer to (Captain).
Choose: Get even closer to her.
Choose: Get even closer to her.
Lamretta: Hee hee...there, there... Thah's it...
Lamretta: Yeaaah... Good. Jush a little longer...like thish...
Lamretta curls up like a relaxed little kitten.
Continue 2
Just then, Lyria and the others appear.
Lyria: Phew, I'm back...with help!
(Captain) frantically wrestles free of Lamretta.
...but loses balance instead, and ends up falling down against her.
Lamretta: Meep! Th-thish...doesn't feel...right...
Vyrn: Ooh, scandalous!
Katalina: Rackam! Lend a hand here!
Rackam: You got it! I'm on my way!
Lamretta: Ungh... Oh, nooo... Can't take...any more...
Lamretta: Haah... haah... Haah... Haah... Ugh...urp!
Katalina: Wait! Lamretta! If you give up now...you’ll lose your dignity!
Lamretta: Ugh...ergh... Phew! I won't give up...never!
Lamretta thus narrowly maintains her dignity as a woman.
And, through the impressive teamwork of Katalina and Rackam, a major disaster is avoided.
The staff looks on in disgust as the party leaves the tavern just before closing.
Lamretta: I'm s-so sorry...everyone...
Lamretta: Zzz... zzz... Zzz... zzz...
Lamretta uses all her remaining energy to offer words of gratitude to the party.
Katalina: Phew...that’s one less thing to worry about.
Vyrn: Ugh...talk about reckless drinking.
Rackam: Heh heh... Well, it’s partly my fault for telling her to get hammered.
Lyria: Ahaha... We caused a bit of trouble for the staff, but at least it didn’t end in a disaster.
Rackam: All right! Then let's get back on our feet and head home! C'mon, (Captain)!
Lamretta, inebriated and sound a sleep, begins to snore peacefully.
The party continues to nurse Lamretta as they make their way to the airship.