Scenario:Silva - Family Vacation

Family Vacation

Silva, Cucouroux, Camieux, Tweyen, Dan, (Captain), Vyrn, and Lyria have a fun night out at a pub. Before the crew leaves, a comment from the head server convinces Dan to keep an eye out for his nieces and ensure that their vacation remains undisturbed.

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A few days have passed since the crew docked in Auguste.

After yet another busy day of fun in the sun, the crew returns to the beach house before dinnertime.

Cucouroux: Whee! I must've built, like, a dozen sand castles! Today was a blast!

Tweyen: Hm? Sounds like you're saying the day is already over, but it's far too early to call it quits, Cucouroux.

Silva: Yeah, the sun hasn't even set—

Uncle Dan: Whew, what a day. Oh, hey. You're all back already. Did you have a good time out there?

Cucouroux: Cammy! (Captain)! Secure Uncle Dan!

Camieux: Roger!

Uncle Dan: Hey, what the—

Dan has barely stepped through the door only to be dragged outside by (Captain), Cucouroux, and Camieux.

Uncle Dan: You kids scared the tar outta me! So this is what it's like to be kidnapped.

Silva: Sorry about that, Dan.

Cucouroux: What choice did we have? If we asked politely, you'd probably say no.

Camieux: That's why we decided to act first and talk later! But actually it was (Captain)'s idea!

Lyria: The food at this place looks mouthwatering, Tweyen!

Tweyen: Yes. Ask any of the locals for a recommendation, and they'll suggest this restaurant.

Silva: It's more of a pub though, and since Tweyen and I are the only ones old enough to drink, we thought it'd be better to get one more person.

Silva: So we decided to wait until you finished work and had time off.

Uncle Dan: Hm, it does seem a bit rude to go in with a party of mostly non-drinkers.

Cucouroux: Your vacation starts tomorrow, doesn't it? So tonight's the night to fill up on yummy Auguste food and drinks!

Head Server: Good evening. Sorry about the wait. A table for seven? Follow me, please!

Vyrn: Wait a minute! You forgot me!

Head Server: Oh, I'm so sorry! Didn't realize you were with them. Okay, make that eight!

Head Server: I think the table should be big enough but chairs might be a bit iffy. I'll go grab a high chair.

Silva: Thank you.
In the meantime you can sit on my lap, Vyrn.

Vyrn: Thanks, Silva! Hope the high chair's just as comfortable!

The crew members take their seats and study the menu hanging on the wall.

Lyria: Ooh, ooh! They have seared bonito fillets! Those are to die for!

Silva: Sounds good. Let's order one of those. And... octopus with wasa? What's wasa?

Tweyen: It's a uniquely spicy condiment that stimulates the sinuses.

Camieux: I don't know if I can handle that...

Camieux: I'd rather eat a creamy crab croquette! Looks so good!

Cucouroux: I say we skip the spicy octopus and order the fried kind instead.

Uncle Dan: Ahem. I'm as hungry as everyone else, but let's order drinks first.

Vyrn: Good call! Maybe I'll switch things up and go with homemade watermelon juice...

They spend what seems like an eternity agonizing over their options before finally ordering. When the dishes arrive, they raise a toast and start to eat.

Cucouroux: ...!

Camieux: ...!

Lyria: This is sooo good!

Tweyen: It really is! What do you call this? Thinly-sliced scallop with sauce?

Head Server: Heehee... That secret recipe is my pride and joy! But there are more dishes to come!

Camieux: Wow, wow, wow! Everything looks so amazing... I don't know what to try first!

Uncle Dan: Eat up, Camieux. Tonight's dinner is on me.

Silva: Wait, Dan. That's—

Uncle Dan: It's fine. My wallet's gotten fatter ever since I recently cut back on trips to the bar.

Uncle Dan: Been dying to have a brew after a hard day's work, and I'm feeling generous to boot, so let me grab the check on this one.

Silva: Okay then. We'll take you up on that.

Uncle Dan: Good. So tell me, (Captain). What did you do at the beach today?

Vyrn: Allow me to answer that! A jellyfish got curious and snuck inside (Captain)'s swimsuit! You shoulda heard the screams!

1. He doesn't need to know about that!
2. Oh yeah? Wait till you hear about Vyrn.

Choose: He doesn't need to know about that!

Cucouroux: It caught everyone by surprise. One minute (Captain) was having a nice swim; the next minute (Captain) was thrashing around like crazy.

Silva: A jellyfish's translucent body makes it hard to see when you're swimming. Anyone would react the same way. I'm just glad (Captain) didn't drown.

Lyria: (Captain) managed to set the jellyfish free, and it quickly floated away. I bet it was surprised too!

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Choose: Oh yeah? Wait till you hear about Vyrn.

Uncle Dan: What? Juice spilled on him during an afternoon nap, and he woke up covered in bugs?

Lyria: Some were as big as my index finger. They were everywhere; on his legs, and—

Cucouroux: Ick! That's enough, Lyria! I can't stand bugs!

Camieux: I was so shocked, I splashed him with water without even thinking!

Vyrn: That wasn't fun at all.

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Uncle Dan: Yeesh... Glad you didn't get stung or anything.

Lyria: Yes, it was a close call. But other than that, we all had a great time!

Camieux: We took a boat tour into a natural sea cave. It was beautiful!

Silva: Sunlight filtered in through the holes in the ceiling, lighting up patches of glittering sea water as we went.

Cucouroux: It was like floating on a river of gemstones. Ah, that reminds me. I talked with the boat captain, and he told me—

The crew continue to regale Dan about their adventures in between bites of food.

Once everyone has had their fill, the crew members exit the restaurant, leaving Dan to take care of the bill.

Uncle Dan: Hoo boy... They ate more than I thought... Oh well, growing kids gotta eat. Still pretty cheap for how tasty it was, all things considered.

Head Server: Thank you for dining with us tonight! My goodness, raising such a handful of cute children must be a strain on a father's wallet.

Uncle Dan: Er, I'm not their—

Head Server: But being cute has its downsides. It can attract unwanted attention, like ants swarming a piece of candy.

Uncle Dan: I beg your pardon?

Head Server: Think about it. This is a resort. Of course boys are going to flock here to try their luck.

Uncle Dan: (That didn't even cross my mind! Maybe 'cause I know the girls would destroy anyone who tries to mess with 'em.)

Uncle Dan: (Still, I wouldn't put it past a pack of weirdos to put a damper on their vacation.)

Uncle Dan: (But what can I do about it?)

The server's off-the-cuff remarks stops Dan in his tracks. A concerned Silva comes in to ask what the holdup is.

Silva: Is there a problem, Uncle Dan? I can chip in if—

Uncle Dan: Whoa, hey. Nah, I paid already. Just lost track of time chatting with the lady here.

Uncle Dan: Sorry. Shall we head back?

Silva: Sure. Thank you for the lovely dinner, Dan.

Uncle Dan: No problemo. It was nice to have a few drinks with everyone.

The two convene with the rest of the group, and they all walk back to the beach house.

Breathing in the crisp sea air, Dan wonders how he can safeguard the crew's summer plans.

Family Vacation: Scene 2

The next morning, Dan discreetly leads a group of playboys away from the beach so that his nieces can continue enjoying themselves. When Silva falls asleep later, the crew suspects she has plenty of pent-up fatigue and wonders how they can help her relax.

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(Captain) and company wake up bright and early the next morning, ready for another day of thrills.

Cucouroux: See you later, Uncle Dan! Have a nice, relaxing day to yourself!

Uncle Dan: Uh-huh, thanks. Watch out for sunburns and stuff, okay?

Camieux: Aye! Bye!

The crew members find a spot on the beach to lay out their towels. The younger vacationers do a few stretches before wading into the water.

Tweyen: I swear they never get tired.

Silva: Ah, to be young again...

Silva: As for the two of us, I say we lounge under the umbrella and burn off the drinks from last night.

Tweyen: Not before we put on sunscreen. The sun isn't something to trifle with, even with an umbrella.

Tweyen: Hold up your hair so I can get your back.

Silva: Thanks. I'll do yours after—

Silva: Heep!

Silva: Ahaha! Admit it, Tweyen! You were looking for an excuse to tickle me!

Tweyen: Was I? Gee, how mean of you to make baseless accusations. I was just doing what you wanted me to.

Silva: Haha... I'll get my revenge...

Tweyen: Oops! Can't forget to cover your stomach!

Silva: No, Tweyen! Heeheehee!

Tweyen: Ah... My sides... Too much laughing...

Silva: Your sides were always your weak spot. Did I go overboard with my counterattack?

Tweyen: Come buy a drink with me, and I'll forgive you.

Silva: Are you sure? I don't mind buying the drinks and bringing them back.

Tweyen: Nope. We both have to study the menu and spend time together being indecisive.

Silva: Ah, that we do...

The two gorgeous gals relaxing under the shadow of the umbrella draw the attention of nearly everyone within eyesight.

Playboy Master: Sss... Those two are smokin'!

Playboy: A gentleman never ignores a lonely babe! Let's go holler!

The overeager young men move in on their targets, but they're intercepted.

Uncle Dan: Hey, fellas...

Playboy Master: What do you want, man?

Uncle Dan: Hate to bother you, but I need directions. Can you help me out?

Playboy: Oh, sure, sure. You're in luck, 'cause we locals know everything!

Playboy Master: Auguste peeps are famous for their hospitality. So whatcha looking for?

Uncle Dan: Uh... The, uh... The place with all the food stalls?

The two youths give up on their hunt and show the "lost" Dan around without a fuss.

Uncle Dan: (Phew... Good thing they're nice guys...)

Tweyen: Hm...

Silva: Something catch your eye?

Tweyen: Yeah. I guess Dan was lost, but now he's leaving with some guys.

Silva: I see. I noticed he was watching (Captain) and the others ever since we left.

Silva: I figured he was worried about something, but I'm glad that doesn't seem to be the case.

Tweyen: Mm. Maybe he was afraid one of us would collapse from the heat.

Silva: Dan finally made it to Auguste, and I want him to enjoy his time here to the fullest.

Tweyen: Me too. He's been so wrapped up in work.

Uncle Dan: (Don't worry, everyone. Uncle Dan has shooed away these Lotharios so you can enjoy the summer in peace!)

Dan fails to avoid the notice of Silva and Tweyen, but his plan to protect summer for everyone enjoys some success.

Meanwhile Cucouroux and the others leave the water and come back to Silva and Tweyen.

Camieux: Sis! Tweyen! I'm feeling kinda hungry...

Tweyen: Shh.

Silva: ...

Camieux: Oops! Did Sis fall asleep?

Tweyen: Yep. She was out before I even realized it.

Cucouroux: Even after that drinking last night, I can't believe she's sleeping so soundly. She must be really tired.

Vyrn: She always gets asked to look out for monsters while we're flying on the airship.

Vyrn: Being on edge all the time must be draining, physically and mentally.

Lyria: And she's been spending every minute with us since we got to Auguste. She hasn't had any quiet time to herself.

Cucouroux: Fun is fun, but resting up is important too.

Cucouroux: Sis is the type of person who'll fuss over you even when you tell her to take it easy. How do we get her to relax?

Silva: ...

Family Vacation: Scene 3

The crew takes Silva to a massage parlor so they can all relieve some tension from their bodies. It turns out the establishment is backed by the mafia and uses various fragrances to lull customers to sleep before kidnapping them. Dan waltzes into the shop and kicks up a ruckus, rousing the crew from their sleep.

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Camieux: Thanks for the food!

The crew had let Silva nap for a bit, waiting for her to wake up before hitting the food stalls to grab a bite.

Silva: I'm sorry lunch got delayed because I fell asleep.

Cucouroux: Quit apologizing, Sis! It's not a problem at all.

1. Besides, I got to see Silva's sleeping face!
2. Food tastes better when you're starving!

Choose: Besides, I got to see Silva's sleeping face!

Silva: You what?

Tweyen: Heehee, wasn't she cute, (Captain)?

Silva: Sigh... I brought this on myself...

Silva's cheeks flush red when she sees (Captain) nod in agreement with Tweyen.

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Choose: Food tastes better when you're starving!

Cucouroux: Yep! Plus there's less people in line when it isn't peak hours.

Cucouroux: Compared to last night's all-out feast, snacking at our own pace really hits the spot!

Lyria: I loved the yakisoba topped with seafood! And after that, Camieux and I split a thing of briny-bits!

Silva: Hm... Well, I'm glad it worked out for everyone.

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Vyrn: Now that we've crossed off lunch, what's on the agenda for this afternoon?

Cucouroux: Hm... Something laid-back might be good...

Cucouroux stops to think. She hears a hawker's voice coming from the food stalls.

Masseuse: Beat the heat with a soothing massage! My magic hands will knead away all the aches and pains of the daily grind!

Cucouroux: Hey, that sounds relaxing! What do you think, Vyrn?

Vyrn: A massage, huh? I don't really need one though...

Vyrn looks blankly at (Captain), who winks back at the dragon, causing him to remember an earlier conversation had on the beach.

Vyrn: Oh yeah! On second thought, I think Cucouroux's got the right idea!

Cucouroux: How about you, Silva? Eliminating fatigue is the sure cure for a restful vacation!

Silva: It does seem relaxing. Count me in.

Cucouroux: Yes! Come on, Cammy, let's go ask about that massage place!

Camieux: Roger!

(Captain) and company clean up their table while the two girls run off. Meanwhile Dan watches them from not too far away.

Uncle Dan: (Looks like they're done eating and are about to go somewhere.)

Uncle Dan: (I should be able to stay hidden among all these people, but that also makes it easier to lose sight of 'em.)

Masseuse: Thanks for choosing my services! I'll show you to the parlor!

Cucouroux: Lead the way!

The woman leads the crew to the massage parlor. Dan tries to keep a close tail.

Uncle Dan: (I think they went around this corner...)

Uncle Dan: What the... They turned down another corner? Crap! Which way did they go!

While Dan panics over losing sight of the crew, the masseuse ushers each member into their own private rooms.

Masseuse: You can leave your swimsuit on. Use this basket to store any loose belongings.

Silva: Okay. Sniff... It smells nice in here.

Masseuse: Teehee. We burn incense to help our guests wind down.

Masseuse: Many people often doze off once we break out the aroma oils.

Silva: Uh-oh... I have a feeling I'll be one of them.

Masseuse: You're more than welcome to sleep! In fact, sleeping loosens up the tension in the muscles, which leads to a better massage.

Silva: Is that so?

Masseuse: I do work here, you know. Now if you're ready, please lie face down on the table.

Silva: Okay.

The masseuse proceeds to work her magic, attacking the knots that have collected over time.

Silva: Ngh...

Silva: (It hurts a little at first, but then it feels good...)

Silva: Aah...

Silva: Ooh... Right there!

Silva: (I can feel the soreness melting away, and the sweet aroma is really helping too...)

Silva: (My eyes... getting heavy...)

Silva: ...

Gangster: Got any good news for me?

Masseuse: Hey, don't use the front door!

Gangster: Aw, who cares. Well?

Masseuse: Got a real nice catch today. She's a pretty young thing.

Gangster: That's all I needed to know. Make sure she doesn't wake up in the middle of being carried off.

Masseuse: She won't, don't worry. On the other hand, you and your buddies better not blow the whole operation.

Gangster: Heh, wish I could reassure ya, 'cept we got screwed during the eal incident. Our boss failed big time.

Masseuse: Yeah, and our profits in Auguste tanked because of that.

Gangster: Well, at least you guys've been keeping the chamber of commerce busy. Credit where credit's due.

Uncle Dan: Excuse me...

Masseuse: Oh! Good day! I'm afraid we're all booked this afternoon.

Masseuse: (There's no demand for old men. Bet you couldn't even do any manual labor.)

Uncle Dan: Ah, well, would it be all right if I wait here until a room opens up?

Masseuse: I'm sorry. That's probably not going to happen...

Uncle Dan: A group of kids came in not too long ago, right? One of them has long, blue hair? I know them.

Uncle Dan: (It took me forever to finally find the right place. I can't afford to lose them again.)

Gangster: Look, man, she said you can't stay. I think you'd better leave like a good boy, catch my drift?

Uncle Dan: Urk!

The loutish man grabs Dan by the wrist and gives it a twist.

Uncle Dan: Aaaugh!

Gangster: This is level one. You wanna step up to level two? Huh?

Uncle Dan: Aaagh!

Silva: ...

Uncle Dan: Aaaugh!

Silva: ...!

Silva: Was that... Dan?

Masseuse: Gasp! Miss!

Silva: Stop! What do you think you're doing!

Gangster: Tch...

Silva's angry outcry causes the man to release Dan's arm.

Uncle Dan: That hurt...

Silva: Are you okay, Dan?

Uncle Dan: Y-yeah, I'm fine! Please don't get mad that I followed you here...

Gangster: Ooh, she's a catch, all right. Get the boys out here! This one's not getting away!

Silva: ...!

Silva: What do you want with us?

Gangster: You don't need to know that, babe. We're taking you some place nice.
Hey! Don't just stand there!

Masseuse: Yeah, yeah. Try not to wreck up my shop.

Tweyen: I'll try my best, but I can't guarantee it'll be left standing.

Masseuse: Huh?

Tweyen: If anyone's going to tear this place down, it certainly isn't going to be your two-bit thug of an accomplice.

The masseuse turns around to see an angry crew awoken by Dan's screams.

Camieux: What did you do to Uncle Dan, you... fat radish!

Vyrn: Yeah! I thought this was supposed to be a good shop!

Gangster: Heh... Should've kept your eyes closed! Then all your dreams woulda come true, but too bad!

Gangster: It doesn't pay to be too smart for your own—

(Captain) walks up to the man and silences his chortles with a powerful punch.

Gangster: Guh!

Masseuse: H-hey!

Gangster: Ungh...

Cucouroux: Whoo-hoo! That's our one-punch captain!

Uncle Dan: Still strong as ever, I see...

Tweyen: This parlor stinks of trash. I think we should hose it down from top to bottom.

Silva: Mm-hm. And I know a gracious host who has no qualms showing us where the other scumbags are hiding.

Silva: Isn't that right?

Masseuse: Eep! Y-yes, ma'am!

Family Vacation: Scene 4

After routing the crooks at the massage parlor and turning them over to authorities, the crew chats away merrily for the rest of the night. The following morning, (Captain) and Silva share a special moment together watching the beautiful sunrise.

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(Captain) and company turn the man and his cronies over to the authorities.

The authorities explain that the mafia has been giving the chamber of commerce trouble lately. They thank the crew and take the criminals away.

Vyrn: Bah, what a waste of a good massage. Sucks the place was tainted by the mafia.

Lyria: They were using incense and aroma oils to put people to sleep so they could kidnap them. That's awful.

Camieux: We would've been in big trouble if Uncle Dan hadn't yelled really loud.

Cucouroux: Thanks for coming to the parlor, Uncle Dan!

Uncle Dan: Haha, it's too bad you had to see your uncle get hurt.

Cucouroux: It was my fault for picking a shady business that put us in danger. You saved us.

Cucouroux: As strong as Sis, Tweyen, and (Captain) are, it doesn't count for much if they fall asleep...

Uncle Dan: You can rest easy now, Cucouroux.

Silva: The blame falls squarely on the crooks running the parlor. It wasn't your fault.

Tweyen: Anre, Seofon, Threo, and Seox will thoroughly take care of the rest.

Tweyen: They'll make sure this never happens to anyone else. I offered to help but got chided for trying to cut my vacation short.

Silva: With the Eternals on the case, I'm sure any victims will be rescued quickly.

Silva: This heinous scheme wouldn't have been uncovered if we hadn't gone to that parlor. At least that's a silver lining, right?

Cucouroux: Yeah...

Cucouroux: But I'm still steamed that our massages were ruined because of them!

Tweyen: Haha, that's true. Why don't we look for a new place?

Cucouroux: Okay! My parlor is open for business, and I'm giving our guest of honor, Uncle Dan, the special shoulder massage course!

Uncle Dan: For me? Er, thanks.

Camieux: I'll do Silva's shoulders!

Lyria: Ooh! Then I'll take care of (Captain)'s shoulders!

Dan, Silva, and (Captain) take a seat next to each other while Cucouroux, Camieux, and Lyria stand behind them.

Tweyen: In the meantime I'll go put on a pot of tea.

Vyrn: I'll help!

Lyria: Massaging, massaging...

Cucouroux: Mmf... Ngh... I think I found a big trouble spot here!

Uncle Dan: You've gotten stronger, Cucouroux. You could barely lift a hammer when you were little, but now you're all grown up.

Cucouroux: Heheh! I can carry anvils all by myself like it's nothing.

Uncle Dan: Spoken like the gunsmiths' successor. I'm proud you're my niece.

Uncle Dan: I feel bad for getting to have all the fun while they're stuck at home though.

Cucouroux: You mean Mom and Dad?

Uncle Dan: Yeah.

Cucouroux: Well, next time Mom and Dad can... No, wait. Not just them.

Cucouroux: What if everyone at the gun workshop and alloy foundry joins us all for a big trip together?

Lyria: Wow! That sounds amazing! Why don't we try asking her parents if they want to come with us next time, (Captain)?

Uncle Dan: They'd probably be happy simply knowing you guys were thinking about them.

Camieux: If next year doesn't work, there's always the year after that! We have to take a trip together no matter what!

Tweyen: Mm-hm. Auguste is one of the best places for creating fond memories.

Silva: Especially in the summer.

Tweyen: That's right, Silva. Now who's up for some iced tea?

Silva: I'll have some. Glug.
Aah... Refreshing.

The carefree conversations and massages stretch on into the night.

(Captain) awakens the next morning before the sun is about to peek out over the horizon. The captain heads to the beach to watch the sunrise.

(Captain) gazes at the dark waves breaking softly on the sand. Above the noise comes the sound of approaching footsteps.

Silva: Good morning, (Captain). I heard you leave, and I guess I ended up following suit.

Silva: Did I sleep well? Mm, I slept like a log. My shoulders must've been stiffer than I thought.

Silva: It's not only the weight of my sniper rifle that's to blame?

Silva: Excuse you. Not everyone is receptive to awkward jokes, but I'll let that one slide...

Silva: Hold that thought. Here comes the sun.

They drop the silly banter and watch the sun crest the horizon. It casts its rays upon the reflective surface of the sea.

Silva: ...

Silva: Isn't it beautiful?

Silva: Watching the sun rise from a sea of clouds or welcoming the morning from the valleys is one thing... But there's something about a beach view that's incomparable.

Silva: Sharing this spectacular dawn with you is a joy I'll never forget.

Silva's voice drops to near whispers, and she turns her gaze away from the sea to smile tenderly at (Captain).

Her smile is as radiant as the morning sun. (Captain) and Silva revel in this warm moment meant for just the two of them.