Scenario:Yamanbagiri Kunihiro - Windy Hood
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Windy Hood
Vyrn attempts to strike up a conversation with Yamanbagiri despite his curt replies. Lyria shows up later, but she and Vyrn get a little carried away with his hood, prompting the swordsman to run off.
Yamanbagiri: ...
Yamanbagiri Kunihiro stands on the deck of the Grandcypher, staring into the vast reaches of the sky.
Vyrn: Heyo, what you doin' out here alone, Hoodie?
Yamanbagiri: Just enjoying the view.
Vyrn: Hahah, I hear ya. The weather's real nice today.
Yamanbagiri: Definitely.
Yamanbagiri's response is terse as he slightly nods.
But Vyrn pays no heed to the fact and turns to (Captain), who is standing beside him.
Vyrn: Hey, (Captain), we should get to the next island in no time if the wind and sunny weather keep up.
(Captain) concurs.
Vyrn: First thing I'm doing when we land is stock up on apples! Not gonna make the mistake of starving myself of those luscious crimson orbs like I did on the last island!
Vyrn: How 'bout you, Hoodie? Any yummy food you're looking forward to?
Yamanbagiri: Not in particular.
Vyrn: Yeah? Well, an apple a day keeps me chipper!
Yamanbagiri: I see...
Yamanbagiri: ...
Yamanbagiri: You guys...
Vyrn: Hm? Hood got your tongue?
Yamanbagiri: Why... are you so kind to me?
Vyrn: Huh?
Vyrn and (Captain) trade puzzled looks.
Vyrn: Erm... Sorry if we're being a pain in the butt...
Yamanbagiri: No, that's not it...
Vyrn: Then why'd you even ask something like that?
Yamanbagiri: The fact that you'd pay so much attention to a mere duplicate like me...
Vyrn: Huh? Whaddya mean by duplicate?
Yamanbagiri: ...
Yamanbagiri: Never mind. Just know that nothing good will come of your attention for me.
Vyrn: Umm... You and your hood just totally lost me.
Yamanbagiri: Your crew holds many types of weapons.
Vyrn: Yep, we've been all over the place. Gives us the chance to pick up lotsa new gear.
Yamanbagiri: I'm sure that includes many invaluable blades.
Vyrn: Never gave it much thought. I just figure it's all hot stuff.
Yamanbagiri: Yes. So please shower them with your love and attention... and pay me no heed.
Yamanbagiri: As I am but a copy, I can only do so much...
Yamanbagiri's words leave (Captain) and Vyrn more perplexed.
Vyrn: I dunno what your deal is, Hoodie, but chin up already.
Vyrn: Ah, I know! Covering your face with that hood all the time has got you down in the dumps!
Vyrn: Whaddya think, (Captain)?
Choose: Take it to the dry cleaner's.
Yamanbagiri: Erm... It's fine as is.
Choose: Let's play catch with it!
Yamanbagiri: Stop that!
Yamanbagiri: Without this, I'd be...
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Lyria: Ah! Vyrn! I was looking all over for you!
Vyrn: Yikes! It's Lyria!
Lyria: You took the candy that I was saving all this time, didn't you?
Vyrn: Eep! Hoodie-man, lemme in your hood!
Yamanbagiri: Gah, cut that out! My hood is no hiding spot!
Lyria: Grr, Yamanbagiri! Bring him out now!
Yamanbagiri: Hey! Don't touch!
Vyrn: Okay, okay, I give up! It was all my fault, Lyria!
Lyria: Shame on you, Vyrn! Now stop hiding and come out here already!
Yamanbagiri: C-cease this silliness at once!
Yamanbagiri raises a flustered voice at their rough-and-tumble struggle.
A fierce wind blows over Yamanbagiri's hood.
Yamanbagiri: Damn!
Yamanbagiri: You two get away from me!
It takes only a split second for Yamanbagiri to readjust his hood.
Yamanbagiri: Had enough yet?
Lyria: Wow! Your hair's so shiny and pretty, Yamanbagiri!
Yamanbagiri: P-p-pretty? Don't say that!
Vyrn: Huh? What's with you? Why not just leave your hood off?
Lyria: That's right! Why the rush to put it back on?
Yamanbagiri: This tattered part of me ensures that I'll be incomparable...
Vyrn: Erm... Come again?
Yamanbagiri: It's nothing...
Vyrn: You know, Hoodie, you're definitely on the top of my list of guys who don't make much sense.
Yamanbagiri: Are we done yet? I'm going.
Yamanbagiri Kunihiro finally makes his not-so-dramatic escape.