Scenario:Cidala - Tiger! Tiger!

Tiger! Tiger!

The crew are attacked by monsters while on their way to see a client, but the Cidala Sisters use a unique technique called Twin Tiger Feng Shui to fend off the assault. Once at the client's mansion, he wants (Captain) to exterminate a monster that's riling up other monsters in the area. Huang and Bai stay behind at the mansion to act as the client's bodyguards.

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The crew have arrived at the island of their next job. Now they need to meet the client, who lives in a mansion on the outskirts of a city.

However, on the way to the client's home, they are chased off the main road by a horde of monsters and driven into the forest.

Vyrn: Geez... Why are so many beasties runnin' around this close to where people live?

Monster Horde: Grooar!

Just when it seems like the crew is about to lose its pursuers, Huang and Bai suddenly stop in their tracks.

Huang: This looks like a good spot!

Bai: Yep. They're all lined up. Ripe for the plucking.

Vyrn: Hey, don't stop now! We're so close to gettin' away!

But the twins aren't listening. Instead they turn to face the incoming monster horde.

Huang takes out a square board and holds it up with her open palm. Bai places her hand underneath her sister's.

Cidala Sisters: Twin Tiger Feng Shui!

Vyrn: What's happening!

Lyria: I don't know...

Bai: Everyone, take a small step to your right.

Lyria: Um, to the right?

Huang: Actually, you should get behind us.

It doesn't appear as if the girls intend to run nor fight. They simply pace back and forth where they stand.

Vyrn: What are you talkin' about! We gotta make a run for it while we still can!

Laolao: Have patience, gawr, and do as they say.

(Captain) remains confused but decides to trust them and orders the crew to get behind the sisters.

Huang: Vyrn, come stand in front of us.

Vyrn: Wh-what? Y-you're not plannin' on usin' me as a shield, are you?

Bai: Move it.

A chorus of roars and stomping feet crashes through the brush just as the sisters grab hold of Vyrn.

Monster Horde: Grooar!

Vyrn: Nooo! They're closin' in fast!

Monster after monster flit through the trees, honing in for the kill.

However, the charging beasts come to a halt just shy of their targets.

Monster Horde: Grooar!

Vyrn: Bwuh? They all... stopped?

Lyria: Why are they only watching us and not attacking?

Laolao: They definitely could charge at us right now, but monsters are creatures of instinct, gawr.

Laolao: They can see we're standing on a spot that's tough to attack.

Vyrn: Really? What's so special about this place?

Laolao: Low-hanging branches might block their view, or the ground could be unstable, gawr. Any number of details can put them on high alert.

Huang: Everyone's felt that sinking feeling when they sense something's off.

Bai: We used our feng shui compass to pinpoint the direction that will bring misfortune to the monsters.

Lyria: But they can still move, can't they?

Huang: Of course they can. But—

Right on cue, one of the monsters leaps forward.

Vyrn: Yikes! We're dead meat!

Bai: No, not us.

Huang: Their fate is sealed.

Lyria: What's that sound?

Before the other monsters can follow suit, they hear a low rumbling coming from a nearby hill.

The last thing the creatures see are boulders careening toward them down the slope.

Vyrn: Holy smokes! The monsters got buried by a landslide!

Lyria: Oh my gosh! Did Huang and Bai do all that?

Laolao: Wrong, gawr. The monsters made the wrong moves, which led to their demise.

Laolao: While Twin Tiger Feng Shui is activated, as soon as you arrive at the end of a prescribed path, luck decides your fate.

Lyria: I... see...

Vyrn: I don't really get it... But it sounds cool.

Vyrn: So wait. What'd you need me for?

Bai: Today's lucky color happens to be red. And who here is the reddest of them all?

Huang: Twin Tiger Feng Shui gets a power boost when lucky colors and objects come into play!

Vyrn: Hm... Hey, hold it! Who're you callin' an object!

Lyria: Ahaha... I'm just glad that we're safe and everything worked out.

Any surviving monsters flee after seeing their comrades crushed by the landslide. The crew is free to continue to the mansion undisturbed.

Rich Client: Welcome. Thank you for coming.

Glancing around at the mansion, the crew is struck by its immense size, especially given the conspicuous lack of denizens.

Lyria: Wow... You have such a big home. Do you live alone?

Rich Client: Yes, I do.

Vyrn: Huh... So there's a downside to havin' too much space...

Rich Client: It's a story I'm loathe to tell. In short, my business took a tumble. After that, my wife and servants left.

Rich Client: This is all I have to show for—ugh! Cough, cough!

Lyria: A-are you okay?

Rich Client: Y-yes... It seems even my body is beginning to fail me... Misery never travels alone, as they say...

Rich Client: Ahem. Moving on to the job request. Recently the monsters around—cough, cough—around here have been increasing.

Vyrn: Oh yeah, a bunch of 'em already came out to say hello on our way over. It was a pretty big pack too, considerin' how close we are to the city.

Rich Client: An especially large monster seems to be controlling the hordes. I believe it's nesting somewhere close by.

Rich Client: I had visions of rejuvenating my business enterprise, but with those creatures roaming free...

Vyrn: Our job is to get rid of 'em, right?

Rich Client: I would be extremely grateful if you could. I've taken my licks in life, but I'll be darned if I leave the world as monster chow.

Vyrn: Right, so to sum up, we need to take down a big baddie that's lording it over the other monsters.

(Captain) pauses to think, then suggests that the Cidala Sisters remain at the mansion as bodyguards.

Huang: Us two?

Bai: Defend a mansion?

Huang: Aw, can't I go with you? I'll rip and tear any monster to shreds!

Bai: Are you saying you don't want me around, (Captain)?

Laolao: (No, this is a good call. Feng shui at its core is better suited for defense, gawr.)

Laolao: ((Captain) figured that out after observing one battle. The youth is very perceptive.)

1. I wish I could take you with me...

Choose: I wish I could take you with me...

Huang: Wha! H-how can you say that when everyone's listening!

1. But I need you to wait for me.

Choose: But I need you to wait for me.

Bai: Gasp! This captain is so bold...

Vyrn: Monsters are crawlin' everywhere. Someone's gotta keep our VIP outta their jaws.

Lyria: We saw how amazing your feng shui was. We'd feel much better if you both stayed behind!

At this point, the sisters can't hear what Vyrn and Lyria are saying. They're off in their own little worlds.

Huang: (The captain's only pretending to keep me away... Can't let anyone know about their secret crush...)

Bai: (I know what's going on here... Captain's playing hard to get... So shameless.)

Huang: (It's so obvious that (Captain)'s fallen for me, isn't it? Because I'm such a cutey.)

Bai: ((Captain)... You can't hide those leering eyes from me...)

Huang: F-fine, (Captain). I'll keep this place locked up just for you... I-I mean for the client.

Lyria: Huh?

Bai: The notorious captain enjoys bossing me around.

Vyrn: Uh...

Laolao: (Why are they like this? What am I going to do with you gawrls?)

Huang: Get it together, Bai! A feng shui practitioner has to stay calm at all times! For a Divine Tiger to have impure thoughts is an instant fail!

Bai: You're one to talk. I don't ever want to hear a lecture coming from you.

Huang: What'd you say!

Lyria: P-please! Don't fight! We'll be right back, okay?

Vyrn: If there's even anything to come back to...

Tiger! Tiger!: Scene 2

Huang and Bai assess the feng shui of the client's mansion, concluding that there's lots of negative qi. A burglar suddenly breaks in; the twins easily toss him into the ceiling and a chandelier falls on him. The injured burglar admits he broke into the house because it looked like an easy target. This further solidifies the sisters' assessment that the mansion is plagued with bad luck.

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(Captain) and company head off into the wilderness to exterminate monsters, leaving behind three people and one tiger at the mansion.

Huang Cidala is convinced (Captain) has a crush on her.

Meanwhile, Bai Cidala seems to often take things out of context.

Then there's the sacred tiger Laolao, and the mansion's owner.

A terrible crisis will befall this odd collection of house sitters.

Huang: What's up with this weird house?

Bai: Yeah. I've never seen such a layout.

Rich Client: What sticks out in particular? Architecture is a passion of mine; I had this house built to my specifications. Isn't it amazing?

Huang: You have to turn down three hallways just to get to the toilet... I guess you could call it a maze... Zing!

Bai: To say nothing of the kitchen. It's too dark—the windows are far away. And burying the bathroom in the bowels of the building creates bad ventilation.

Rich Client: How bad is it?

Huang: Basically this entire layout is an open spigot of really negative qi!

Rich Client: Negative... qi?

Huang: Living in a house full of negative qi is asking for trouble. This place is in serious need of positive qi.

Rich Client: Wait, don't tell me you believe in superstition? My life is in shambles, but I hardly see how the floor plan of my house can cause—

Just then, a faint noise coming from the bathroom echoes throughout the empty house.

Bai: What was that?

Rich Client: I hung up some clothes to dry. The laundry pole probably fell down.

Rich Client: With the departure of my servants, I've learned the hard way that I'm terrible at household chores.

The client leaves to go check on his laundry.

???: Don't move!

Rich Client: Agh!

Cidala Sisters: Huh?

Laolao: Who are you, gawr?

An unknown assailant appears in the hallway. He brandishes a knife at the others, while keeping his other arm wrapped around the client.

???: Everyone stand up, nice and easy. No funny business, or this guy gets it!

Rich Client: A-are you robbing me?

Burglar: You got it. I'm a burglar! Now that we know each other, hand over all your valuables!

Bai: Did you hear that, Huang? He said he's a burglar.

Huang: I smell a golden opportunity! I didn't think we'd run into one this soon after joining the crew.

Burglar: Hey. You two runts and that... cat thing. Turn around and put your hands behind your backs.

Laolao: I am not a cat, gawr. Still, we'd better do as he says.

With an experienced hand, the intruder ties his captives to a large pillar in one of the open rooms.

Burglar: Just hang there for a while, hehe... My fingers and I have a date with the treasures in this house.

Rich Client: Wait! My house is a facade! I'm all cleaned out! Please have mercy on us!

Burglar: Pfft, I can tell just by lookin'. Everything's fallin' apart, and you haven't done jack to repair the place.

Rich Client: Y-yes, well... I can't argue with the truth.

Burglar: You're lookin' at pro. You thought I didn't case the joint?

Burglar: I just got done with a different heist, and I'm only poppin' in 'cause it's on my way home. Even if you're bankrupt, you gotta have a secret stash somewhere!

Rich Client: Please, that's all I have left! I need it to restart my business!

Burglar: Cry me a river.

The burglar coldly shuts down the client and begins to run his hands along the shelves.

Huang: Whoa-ho! You are a pro! How many houses have you broken into?

Bai: I want to know too.

Burglar: What the hell! H-how did you two get loose!

Huang: The ropes fell off. After we tore them to pieces, I mean.

Huang and Bai casually toss the tattered shreds of fiber at the burglar's feet.

Burglar: You... ripped them apart with your bare hands?

Bai: Tying up girls is odious. What a villain.

Huang: Eww, gross! Better stop doing that if you don't want your luck to tank!

Burglar: Shaddup, ya damn brats! Who are you!

Bai: Aha! That's our cue!

Huang and Bai scramble to strike the poses they've spent so much time trying to perfect.

Cidala Sisters: Divine Tiger I'm and Cidala of the Twelve Guardian of Divine the Generals East-Northeast—

Burglar: What?

Bai: Another failure. You need to follow my lead, Huang.

Huang: Hey, I was going to say that!

Bai: Sigh... Did you catch any of what we said, Mr. Burglar?

Burglar: The hell do I care!

The infuriated burglar grabs the girls, but Huang and Bai shake him off. Or rather, throw him off.

Burglar: Waaah!

Burglar: Gwah!

Burglar: Oof!

After the burglar slams into the ceiling, he crashes back down to the floor. A falling chandelier tops off his battered body.

Rich Client: Geez! Never in my life have I seen a man bounce from ceiling to floor!

Laolao: Girls, hurry up and untie us.

As the woozy burglar, now covered in glass, struggles to get up, the curious Cidala Sisters continue to assault him... with questions.

Bai: Hey, Mr. Burglar. What's so interesting about this mansion?

Bai: W-wait... Were you trying to kidnap us?

Huang: Yeah, we have a lot to learn, so let's hear it.

Burglar: Guh... No reason... Just saw it on my way... home from another heist...

Burglar: No security... No locks... This place was... like a sitting duck...

Huang: Haha! I told you the layout of this house was no good.

Bai: Its orientation points in the wrong direction.

Rich Client: I'm sorry, what?

Laolao: In other words, this house might as well have a big sign that says "everything must go" to criminals.

Rich Client: I can't believe it...

Burglar: Ngh...

Laolao: Out like a light, gawr.

The burglar finally faints from his injuries.

Tiger! Tiger!: Scene 3

The burglar, desperate to escape from the mansion, flips the client to his side by bribing him with jewels he'd stolen in an earlier heist. Now both men pretend to be good friends with each other and demand restitution from the sisters for the broken chandelier and the burglar's injuries. Huang and Bai, having little money, are driven into a corner.

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Burglar: Unh... Wha?

Huang: Look who's up.

Bai: Does your back still hurt, Mr. Villain? We tried to make you comfortable.

Burglar: Man, don't call me that...

The burglar finds himself lying on his back, though not restrained. This drives home how much stronger the girls are compared to him.

Burglar: (Who do these kids think they are, acting all smug!)

Burglar: (Never suffered a single humiliation in my entire decade of smooth burgling... until now.)

For the Cidala Sisters, they've lost interest in the prone man. In their minds, they have more pressing matters to attend to.

Huang: (Will (Captain)'s crush grow even stronger, now that I've caught a burglar?)

Huang: (M-maybe the captain will confess to me... How should I answer?)

Bai: (What kind of reward will (Captain) give me for catching the burglar?)

Bai: (Should I even accept it?)

Laolao stares disapprovingly at the sisters.

Laolao: (Where did I go wrong...)

Burglar: (It can't end like this... I'm still in my prime!)

Rich Client: (What have I gotten myself into?)

Five individuals; five different sets of circumstances. The burglar finally gets the ball rolling.

Burglar: (There has to be a way outta this... If only I had somethin' at my disposal...)

He frantically scans the room for anything useful. When he spots the bag at his feet, his eyes dart to the client.

Burglar: (That's it! Only got one shot at this... Here goes nothing!)

The burglar fights through the pain and gets to his feet.

Burglar: Listen to me. I am not a burglar!

Laolao: Huh?

Cidala Sisters: Whaaaat!

Huang: Are you kidding me? That ship sailed a long time ago!

Bai: I knew you were after us all along...

Burglar: No, I'm not!

Rich Client: If I may be so bold as to interject, you yourself announced you were a burglar.

Burglar: What are you talking about, my good friend?

Rich Client: Excuse me?

Opening the bag at his feet, the burglar carefully pulls out gems and precious metals, lays them on a table, and pushes them toward the client.

Laolao: Gawr... Those are worth a pretty rupie.

Burglar: I came over to give you these treasures. That's right. All of them.

Rich Client: What!

Burglar: C'mon, man. We go way back, don't we? These all have your name on 'em.

The client is enthralled by the glittering bounty before him. Having fallen on hard times, the sudden windfall is too much for him to process.

Rich Client: (This is all... for me?)

Rich Client: (This ought to be more than enough to pay off my debts and secure the business capital I need.)

Huang: What are you trying to pull, Mr. Burglar?

Bai: Yeah, I don't buy it.

Huang and Bai turn to each other and shrug.

Rich Client: This man...

Huang: Hm?

Rich Client: This man is not a burglar!

It's such a stunning reversal that the sisters are momentarily silenced.

Cidala Sisters: Whaaaat!

Bai: Did you hit your head, mister? He's a thief, plain and simple.

Huang: Friends don't barge into the house while waving a knife and then tie you up!

Rich Client: No, no, he's an old friend of mine. The only grandchild of my mother's father's wife.

Bai: Wouldn't that make him you?

Rich Client: Forget it! All that matters is he's a friend and not a thief! I know this for a fact!

Laolao: He's obviously being bribed. This is setting such a bad example for the kids, gawr.

Client's Friend: Long time no see, ol' buddy! The years haven't been kind to ya! Hahaha!

Rich Client: Like you said, we haven't seen each other in ages. Not since those days, am I right? Hahaha!

Huang: This is so fake!

Client's Friend: Golly gee! I see you'll be needing a new chandelier! This musta cost you a whopper, eh?

The burglar deliberately bobs his head at the broken chandelier.

Rich Client: ...!

Rich Client: Pardon me for asking...

Laolao: Yes, what is it?

Rich Client: I politely request that you compensate me for this piece of furniture that was destroyed when you threw my friend.

Cidala Sisters: Whaaaat!

Huang: We were taking out a bad guy! That doesn't count!

Rich Client: But he's not a bad guy. He's my honored guest.

Client's Friend: That's right. And the one's who were responsible for launching me were you two girls!

Client's Friend: I think it's only fair that I'm compensated too for the pain and mental anguish I've suffered.

Huang: Um... Erm...

Bai: Huang, how much money do you have?

Huang: Five rupies... You, Bai?

Bai: Seven.

Bai: Is five rupies okay?

Rich Client: That's nowhere near adequate.

Bai: Rats.

Huang: Wait, why only five rupies?

Huang: What happened to the other seven!

Bai: There's a new book coming out soon. Take one for the team, and I'll let you borrow it.

Huang: Quit buying that garbage!

Rich Client: I'm afraid we're at an impasse... The chandelier cost me years worth of profits...

Client's Friend: Oh, my poor back... It hurts so much... There's only one way to settle this...

Huang and Bai begin to panic under pressure.

Bai: You're not going to take it out on us, are you?

Adults: Absolutely not.

Huang: Could it be that... I've captured your hearts?

Adults: No way.

Client's Friend: Sigh, let me spell it out for you. We're talking about money!

Bai: Nya-uh. We're poor.

Rich Client: That really is unfortunate because I didn't want to bring this up with your captain.

Cidala Sisters: Whaaaat!

The thought of causing more trouble for the crew that took them in sends shivers down the sisters' spines.

Huang: (I'll lose (Captain)'s respect forever...)

Bai: ((Captain) will sentence me to an embarrassing punishment...)

Laolao: This is the harsh reality of the real world. You girls must find a way to overcome, gawr.

Tiger! Tiger!: Scene 4

Huang and Bai use Twin Tiger Feng Shui to uncover an incredibly expensive watch under the mansion's floorboards. However, it's broken, which is a bad omen in feng shui. The burglar immediately swipes the valuable watch and uses the opportunity to flee. He doesn't get far before bad luck strikes and gets him caught. (Captain) returns to the mansion after completing the job, the client's fortune takes a turn for the better, and the sisters gain a valuable life lesson.

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Huang: We're so busted if we get ratted out!

Bai: A crisis of virtue!

Huang: Bai!

Bai: Huang!

Huang takes out the feng shui compass, and the two join hands.

Cidala Sisters: Twin Tiger Feng Shui!

Their eyes begin to glow, like the eyes of a beast stalking through a dark forest. They're tracking the qi flowing throughout the room.

Rich Client: M-may I ask what you're doing?

Bai: We can see it... Negative qi rages like a river.

Huang: It's pooling to the northwest... In the corner of that big room over there.

Bai: Look. Underneath the floorboards...

Huang: Come out, come out!

The twins cock their hammers and bring them down with authority.

Cidala Sisters: Gawr!

Boom go the hammers.

Adults: Whaaaat!

Rich Client: What are you doing to my house!

Huang: When the going gets tough, we let feng shui sort things out! Nyahaha!

Bai: Since we're broke and don't want to be a burden on (Captain), we chose the next best option.

Rich Client: Your logic makes no sense!

Huang: We'll see when we dig up whatever's buried here. Hiyah!

Rich Client: Nooo!

Client's Friend: These runts are out of control!

Huang: Let's crank it up!

Bai: Got it!

Huang: Tiger-tiger-tiger-tiger-tiger!

Bai: Tiger-tiger-tiger-tiger-tiger!

Cidala Sisters: Smash!

Each slam of the warhammer rocks the mansion on its foundation as the pit in the floor grows bigger.

Eventually the girls hit pay dirt.

Bai: Found it.

Rich Client: Is that... a watch?

The client doesn't seem to recognize it.

Huang: Something's rattling inside. I think it's broken.

Laolao: It all makes sense now. That watch is a source of the mansion's bad juju, gawr.

Rich Client: What do you mean?

Laolao: Broken objects are considered bad omens in feng shui, particularly dysfunctional watches. Nothing you do will turn out right, gawr.

Huang: That's no ordinary watch. I bet it has a dark history.

Bai: It's chock full of negative qi. You shouldn't even get near it.

Rich Client: It doesn't belong to me nor my wife. The previous residents must have forgotten to take it with them.

Laolao: Either that, or they knew it was unlucky and abandoned it here, gawr. But take a look at the other side.

Laolao: It's encrusted with jewels and gold. Must be worth a fortune, gawr.

Rich Client: Ah, so it is! Aside from being covered in dirt, I don't see any signs of exterior damage.

Laolao: If you sold this watch, you could build two or three more mansions, gawr. It puts the stolen goods to shame.

Client's Friend: ...!

Huang: Cool!

Bai: Congrats, mister.

Rich Client: Huh? Is it right for me to keep this?

Laolao: We found it on your property after all, though it'd be wise to sell it off as soon as possible, gawr.

Rich Client: Th-thank you so much! With this I'll be able to settle my debts and have enough money to restart my business!

Client's Friend: Yoink.

Moving with the speed of a cat, the burglar swipes the valuable timepiece from the client's hands.

Rich Client: What is the meaning of this, my friend?

Client's Friend: You can take that friend-talk and shove it! I'm a burglar!

Rich Client: Whaaaat!

Burglar: Huh? You got somethin' to say to me? This watch is mine!

Rich Client: B-but... You... Wait, I... I thought we agreed to be long-lost friends!

Burglar: I don't give a damn! A burglar's gonna burgle! Thanks for the goody!

Reeling from the swindle of the two-faced crook, the client can only watch as the burglar stuffs the watch in his bag of spoils and dashes out of the house.

Cidala Sisters: ...

Laolao: He's fast, gawr.

Rich Client: How did... this happen...

The client sinks to his knees and looks at the girls with anguished eyes.

Rich Client: What are you waiting for! Go catch that criminal!

Cidala Sisters: Whaaaat!

Laolao: This guy flip-flops more than a spinning coin, gawr.

Bai: Have you no shame?

Huang: I thought you called him a close friend!

Rich Client: My friend? I don't know what you're talking about!

Laolao: So that's how you want to play it, huh? You know, this wouldn't have happened if you'd only treated him like the thief he is, gawr.

Rich Client: Hey, he tried to butter me up with his buddy-buddy talk! Geez, what a despicable fellow!

Huang: Who are you trying to fool?

Starting to feel guilty for betraying the sisters, the client tries to pin his lapse in judgment solely on the other man.

Rich Client: Aha! You saw how he snatched the watch from me? So he was a burglar!

Huang: Yeah, we figured that out from the start...

Rich Client: Great! Then you have to catch him and return my watch! Please!

To the client's dismay, the girls plop down on a sofa and chill.

Rich Client: Um... Excuse me, but the thief is getting away...

Bai: Hm...

Huang: How are you feeling?

Bai: Like we've been humiliated and belittled.

Seeing the evident lack of interest from the girls, the client is keenly aware of his misdeeds. This time he grovels on his knees properly.

Rich Client: I... I realize I was wrong. I allowed that man to get in my head with sweet-talk.

Rich Client: I sincerely apologize for my lies and deception. It's no wonder everyone in my life has left this pitiful old fool.

Laolao: At last you've seen the light, gawr.

Rich Client: Yes... It's over. I've made my bed. Disgraceful people like me deserve to fall!

Laolao: Let's not be hasty, gawr. Twin Tiger Feng Shui is already working its magic.

Rich Client: Huh?

Huang: Talk about bad luck. Mr. Burglar dug his own grave by making a run for it.

Bai: He shouldn't have taken the broken watch. Feng shui doesn't mess around.

Laolao: The needle of fortune is slowing to a stop, gawr. Right now it's pointing in a favorable direction for us.

Laolao: And what's good for us is bad for the burglar, gawr.

Rich Client: Erm...

Burglar: Huff... Huff... Hehe! What a freaking haul!

Bewitched by the watch's beauty, he can't stop staring at it even as he flees. Naturally, his foot catches on a tree root.

Burglar: Oof! Damn, that hurt...

Bees: ...!

The residents of a beehive in the tree don't take too kindly to having their home disturbed.

Burglar: Augh! Gaaah! Beeees!

Bees: ...!

His screams draw the attention of nearby monsters, who sense a delicious meal.

Monster Horde: Groooar!

Bees: ...!

Burglar: Wheeze... Pant... Help me please! Anybody!

Burglar: Doof!

When the man rounds a tree to throw off his pursuers, he plows face-first into a gigantic wall of flesh.

Giant Monster: Grrr...

Burglar: Aaaagh!

Vyrn: Get down, mister!

(Captain): ...!

Giant Monster: Gyargh!

Burglar: Huff... Huff...

Having narrowly avoided death, the man is in a state of shock. His only thought is to dump out the contents of his bag to check on his precious cargo.

Vyrn: So he's a burglar, huh? When we saw all the glitzy stuff he had, we smelled somethin' fishy. Looks like we were right.

Burglar: Urk...

Huang: Aren't you happy to see us again, Mr. Burglar?

Bai: Did you exterminate your monsters?

Lyria: Yes, but it wasn't easy. The mountainside was teeming with them.

Laolao: Meanwhile, our monsters came in the form of skydwellers mired in deceitful greed, gawr.

Lyria: Erm... Is that so...

Vyrn: Say, what happened here? Was that huge hole in the floor always there?

Rich Client: Haha... Ah, where do I even begin...
Hm? Who's there?

???: Um, hello...

Rich Client: My love! And the rest of you! Why have you come!

Bai: Who?

Rich Client: That woman is my wife, and those are our servants.

Rich Client: But I don't know what's brought them here. Has something happened?

Client's Wife: You tell me. We heard dreadful noises that sounded like explosions coming from the mansion. Fearing the worst, we came running—

Client's Wife: Um... Why is there a large hole in the parlor floor?

Rich Client: Haha... I'm sorry for worrying everyone, but it's all my fault. Mine and mine alone.

Client's Wife: I have a feeling this will take time to sort out. But you seem like a changed man, even if just a little...

Client's Wife: We all talked it over and decided to give you another chance if you'd learned your lesson.

Rich Client: Y-you really mean it?

The client's fortune appears to have completely flipped.

Laolao: That's one problem solved, gawr.

Rich Client: Thank you, thank you! Oh, I can never thank your crew enough!

Rich Client: The deplorable behavior I showed today is a guilt I will carry for the rest of my life!

Rich Client: I think it might be time to demolish this mansion and build a new one that's more... welcoming of positive qi.

Laolao: An excellent choice, gawr.

Huang: Looks like everything worked out!

Bai: Yeah, not bad. All the negative qi was flushed down the drain.

Huang: Woo-hoo! Hey, (Captain)! We had our hands full with house-sitting, but it was nothing we couldn't handle!

Bai: Don't reward me too hard, (Captain). It might go to my head...

Vyrn: Yeah? Sounds like a doozy of a story. What happened while we were gone?

Huang: Uh...

Bai: Well, you know... Like...

(Captain) was the one who defeated the tyrannical monster and captured the burglar.

On the other hand, the Cidala Sisters have blasted a huge crater in the client's home and destroyed an expensive chandelier.

And not only did their hammering sow fear in simple cityfolk, it compelled a homeowner to completely gut his beloved dwelling.

Bai: Actually... We didn't do anything, did we?

Huang: Except throw everything into chaos...

Bai: Shoot...

Huang: We tried so hard too...

Laolao: (That's how it goes sometimes, gawr. The good luck that feng shui brings doesn't always play out as you'd expect.)

1. You really helped us out.
2. I'm glad everyone's safe.

Choose: You really helped us out.

Huang: Huh?

Bai: In what way?

Lyria: The client is safe, right? You two were the perfect bodyguards.

Vyrn: Yep. He doesn't have a single scratch on him! We knew we could count on you girls!

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Choose: I'm glad everyone's safe.

Bai: Huh?

Huang: Safe?

Vyrn: Safety comes first. And it looks like the client wasn't hurt either.

Lyria: Uh-huh! You two did a wonderful job of protecting everyone!

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Huang: Y-yeah! We pulled out all the stops!

Bai: Grab a chair, and listen to our tale of tribulations.

Laolao: (I couldn't have found a better crew for these two, gawr.)

A relieved Laolao watches over the girls as they eagerly recount the exciting events they had encountered.

Although the sisters have mostly stumbled their way through adversity, it's a sure sign they're growing up.